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spacemang_spliff posted:

https://twitter.com/TheGatorGamer/status/1413995807611793409


lol of course Vaush has not done a day of real work in his entire life and is a rich failson lol

I was wondering what the gently caress kinda book that could be in and it turns out it's the book least worth reading

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Remember when people were comparing Biden to FDR?

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1490691846691033092?s=20&t=CIqH6FvdEyLoQxNpekNFzQ

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i am harry posted:

i like how there was a guy just sitting there moving the flight deck camera with a joystick somewhere upstairs and following along

That's probably his job, because that video will be super important for figuring out precisely what happened, possible damage to other planes and the ship itself, etc

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where does it go once it's off Mars?

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Volker Shock 2! Volker Shock 2!

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Pepperoneedy posted:

it is, at least the land acknowledgement is, so much so i've heard federal government employees in DC give them

Is it meant as a dab on the Native Americans they took the land from?

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Fly Molo posted:

don’t post the article if you don’t have any juicy deets :colbert:

They're both gay, op.

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zegermans posted:

how can one possibly get in to a 1000 episode/1000 chapter anime/manga.

You're supposed to start at the beginning.

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You know when I get to the cookout I'm going straight for the pan of plain ground beef

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https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1493978693097738242?s=20&t=F-O4T_e4N6TE6gmdCsukTg

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So Biden admitted that his new sanctions will raise gas prices in America?

Does he want Democrats to not win an election for the next 20 years?

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gradenko_2000 posted:

You can't really have climate controlled hangars on the deck of a carrier on the open seas

Couldn't they have tents of some kind?

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OhFunny posted:

Madeleine Albright: dead.

Henry Kissinger: alive.

Clarence Thomas?

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thank god the Democrats are in power

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1513576156053880833?s=20&t=4_SnXnpGAKLpYYYzhAIglg

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It's hard to see how Biden avoids going down in history as a much worse president than Trump

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HootTheOwl posted:

On one hand Trump put money in my pocket.
On the other, Biden ended Afghanistan so contrasts.

On the third hand, Biden is still actively trying to literally end Afghanistan

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Apparently we just did a coup in Pakistan?

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Fly Molo posted:

i finally googled this, and it’s... star citizen?? nothing makes sense any more

Somebody please post the whole thing.

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I found it

In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

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Lastgirl posted:

I read a post in the feedback thread that advocated segregating trans posters with the dogwhistle of "special forum" and closed out, you weren't kidding about that brain poison :keke:

where is this feedback thread?

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i picked a page at random and holy poo poo

Koos Group posted:

The opposite is true. In the trans athlete thread I moderated people who were upset about transphobia and potential transphobia to a much more lenient degree than normal, because it is such a highly charged and personal topic that some slack could be given when getting heated about it.

Koos is demanding credit for not punishing people opposed to transphobia as harshly as he thinks they actually deserved

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This seems troubling

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1518682456924332032?s=20&t=sNh0m9Q8mY_3Cr9u9bY-7g

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Filthy Hans posted:

yeah, the Jess Scarane campaign

*bites knuckles*

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censorship laws were primarily used to block the spread of information about birth control and abortion. They are gonna come back in a big way, depending on your state.

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ate poo poo on live tv posted:

:confused: I don't think this is correct. They were primarilly used to stamp out "communism", there were many movies and laws passed about it.

google Comstock Laws, they were named after the guy who championed them because he was fervently opposed to masturbation

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mawarannahr posted:

yeah this sounds more like it imo

They're thinking of the WW1 Sedition and Espionage act, which were used against communists and anarchists but didn't see much use outside of WW1

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Ornery and Hornery posted:

how monitored are our internet and phone habits?

like if I say “communism is tight” over the phone, is that recorded by the nsa or some poo poo?

if I text “capitalism sucks and alt right people have small peepees”, does the NSA just get that immediately ?

I am curious how censorship will work because I’m hosed

Unless things get really fucky, it's going to be about publishing and spreading "obscene materials". Not just having a politically incorrect opinion

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If Griswold is overturned, how censorship and the internet intersect could get real weird. Like, mailing someone info about birth control will definitely be illegal, but what about putting a PDF about birth control on a shared server? Who knows

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who's the girl?

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Substandard posted:

Also they should be cat girls with giant boobs so people watch it.

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

you can hear the individual cells in her vocal cords dying with every word

They really need to get a new actress

https://twitter.com/mychal3ts/status/1379268252908462080?s=20&t=k__GEvjMn45IZ6uFuqJ0Aw

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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

i mean they just stuck one on the bench so?

The House could impeach Thomas for his blatant conflicts of interest. That is an enumerated power in the Constitution. But to do so would be breaking with norms.

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Probably Magic posted:

No one would know who Hillary was if she hadn't been first lady. She would've been Martha Coakley. It's absolutely amazing that people have been talking about the feminist virtues of Hillary when her name recognition is almost entirely from her husband. She's no AOC, she has no charisma, she stands for nothing, and her only role in politics for the past twenty years is just as a way to finish her husband's project of killing the Democratic Party.

Sure, but look what she accomplished after she was given that position. As First Lady she led a project to fix the American healthcare system that was so disastrous it made healthcare reform a politically toxic topic for a decade. As a Senator her only vote of note was for the Iraq War. And as Secretary of State she turned Libya into a Libertarian paradise.

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*Borat voice*

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It would be very funny if Biden tried to do a Volcker Shock but this time it creates a worldwide depression because so many big companies like Tesla, Netflix, and Black Rifle Coffee are entirely propped up by venture capital, and if the cheap money valve closes even a little they all collapse at once.

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lmao it finally occurred to them they're being hung out to dry

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galenanorth posted:

The Supreme Court’s June of Doom Is Upon Us
The United States of America will be a vastly different country by the end of the month.

https://newrepublic.com/article/166678/supreme-court-roe-guns-epa https://archive.ph/yty0k

If they get rid of the Miranda warning, TV writers are gonna be pissed. It's such a great button to a scene!

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The Republicans are working to fully eliminate trans people, Democrats don't want to take a stand one way or the other

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1534273001293758464?s=20&t=eZo01xVP4QySOf0LuFFILA

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It really pisses me off that those things have such lovely articulation

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