Alex Jones: A Sloppy, Disrespectful Mess

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teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

alex jones is turbofucked because he decided to do a few defamation against the parents of kids killed in Sandy Hook. How hosed? Lets watch. this'll be a distressing, but interesting watch, as for once, this is alex jones facing the music.

Today�s (6 October) stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5bjbws3DEg

This is in the description.

PLEASE NOTE: L&C has turned off the comments section on the Alex Jones stream due to threatening comments toward victims' families.

Most of the CT hearings will be at the above channel

:siren:

PLEASE READ, THIS APPLIES FORUMWIDE :siren:

quote:

Hello, goons!!!!!!

Alex Jones is getting brutally slaughtered in court, whether he knows it or not.

There is a zoom feed of the trial streaming when court is in session, however the judge has specifically asked that the feed not be ripped nor video or screen caps shared.

Should that rule not be followed, we risk access to the livestream.

Now a bunch of six piece chicken mcnobodies are ripping and sharing and that�s on them, fine, but please do not share them here, nor share your videos or images here.

There is a media outlet that has written permission to record and upload videos, and you can share from them. Don�t look at the comments.

https://youtube.com/c/LawCrimeNetwork

Let me know if you catch it anywhere in GBS, and I�m going to run it up to the other mods and admins. Don�t ruin this for everyone else.

more info to come here once more is posted. i recommend you check out knowledge fight, a podcast devoted to the study of Jones,his beliefs and his universe. There�s also a thread for it I. RGD!

Piell posted:

A livetweet thread from the host of Knowledge Fight (a podcast about the Alex Jones show) who is at the trial, for those who want to catch up with what has happened so far.
https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1551937579473420290

Wolfgang Halbig emails heads up, rouuuugh listens

Piell posted:

Daria's deposition is Episode 641: Formulaic Objections part 4, though I don't have any specific timestamps

KitConstantine posted:

It's episode 641, or Formulaic objections Part 4. Alex is up first then Daria is also deposed in the episode. Time stamp for the Halbig email to the non-verbal child's mother is 2:12:30. This leads into multiple other Halbig emails

From July 26th

Nelson Mandingo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptP2FbsYDDc <- Plaintiff opening statements.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxD2XSZfrlE <- Alex Jones Defense Attorney opening statements. (Which I believe the judge ended up throwing out because it wasn't factual lol)

August 3rd: When the bomb drops about the phone backup

SalTheBard posted:

In case anyone that didn't see the thread wants to see it,

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4008312&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=102#post525291340

Here is where the nuclear bomb drops about getting the phone

KitEdit: Chilis of Forgetting, courtesy of Something Awful goons:

Note:

KitConstantine posted:

The Alex Jones Sucks Commemarative Chili Cookoff thread is now live

SpaceViking posted:

SpaceViking's Chili of Forgetting:

1lb. Ground Beef
1lb. Ground Breakfast Sausage
6 tbsp chili powder
1 tbsp cumin
2 tsp smoked paprika
1 large yellow onion, chopped finely
5 cloves garlic crushed
3/4 tsp mexican oregano
1 tsp salt
1.5 tsp ground mustard
1.5 tsp cayenne pepper (for more kick, can be omitted for a milder version)
2 tbsp masa harina (corn flour)
8 oz. water.

Brown meats, add onion, drain half of the fat.
Add the rest of the ingredients in a mixing bowl and mix until you have a spice paste.
Dump spice paste into meat and onion mixture, stir well, bring to simmer.
Simmer as long as you want, but at least one hour, stirring every 30 minutes.

Can be scaled with no problems, freezes/stores well in the fridge or freezer. I usually make two batches at a time.

bird with big dick posted:

This is my grandpas chili recipe it�s really good. Makes a huge amount though might want to halve it.

3 tablespoons bacon grease or canola oil
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
3 Anaheim chiles, roasted, peeled, chopped
3 poblano chiles, roasted, peeled, chopped
2 red bell peppers, diced
2 jalapenos chiles, minced
2 yellow onions, diced
1 head garlic, minced
1 pound boneless chuck, trimmed and cut into 1/4-inch cubes
2 pounds ground beef, coarse grind
1 pound bulk Italian sausage
3 tablespoons chili powder
2 teaspoons cayenne pepper
2 teaspoons ground coriander
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons granulated garlic
2 teaspoons granulated onion
2 teaspoons hot paprika
2 teaspoons kosher salt
2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper
2 cups tomato sauce
1 cup tomato paste
12 ounces lager beer
1 cup chicken stock
Two 15.5-ounce cans kidney beans, with juice
Two 15.5-ounce cans pinto beans, with juice

Xiahou Dun posted:

People spend too much time talking about ingredients when the actual quality of chili is technique and patience.

I don't have a recipe, but the sketch is :

You brown the beef or whatever meat you're using heavily, preferably in a cast iron pot. An enameled bouillabaisse form is perfect for this

Then you toss in diced onions. The amount I go by is the same my Oma taught me for goulasch : "dice onions until you want a cigarette" i.e. an insane amount of onions

Then you combine your aromatics into a crude spice paste ; your paprika, chili powder, chipotles in adobo, tomato paste, etc. Definitely lots of garlic, same rule as onions.

You do this in chapters, you brown the meat, then push that to the sides of the pot and make a well in the middle for the onions. Then push that aside and do it for the spice paste.

Add whatever veggies, beans, etc. in there now, then cover with broth and bring to a light boil. Make it good broth ; Better Than Bouillon at a bare minimum, if not bone stock*. Reduce to a light simmer and do extra tuning on the flavor. A couple of spoons of vinegar or Worcestershire sauce are good additions, as well as a bouquet garnis or any other herbs you like. Fresh rosemary sprigs can be really good, but are divisive so know your audience.

Let that simmer for hours. The longer you let it go, the better your flavor and the more tender your meat.

An hour before you want to eat, crank the heat up to high and reduce the chili. DO NOT ADD STARCH YOU FUCKER. It's the cheapest way to change the texture, at the cost of flavor. We're reducing this bad boy to get the best of both worlds. Just keep stirring and reducing until you're happy, like an hour, beating off anyone trying to take some because it's going to smell amazing.

Use this time to make a skillet cornbread cause you're gonna be next to the stove for a while. Serve with cheese, sour cream and minced chives. For decadence you can fry wedges of cornbread in butter until crispy then dip that into the chili.

*You make other meat right? Do you have a freezer? Keep your bones in a ziploc in the freezer and use that for stock : every time you make some ribs or whatever, you should be planning ahead for this.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I like my ex's chili recipe because it's pretty simple

1 lb ground beef
1 packet taco seasoning (hot or gtfo)
1 can dark red kidney beans and light red kidney beans
1 14 oz can of rotel chilis
1 28 oz can of whole steamed tomatoes
whatever other spices you want (paprika, cayenne, etc)

1) Brown the ground beef
2) drain the fat
3) dump all the rest of the ingredients in there and stir
4) let it sit on low for like 20-30 mins, or however long you want
5) eat! She ate it with rice, which I never did before meeting her but I actually don't mind it?

Klyith posted:

Chipotle-Lime Pork Chili

2-2.5 lbs pork - boneless country ribs
3c yellow onions, diced
2-3 poblano peppers, chopped
5 cloves garlic
1 can chipotle peppers in adobo sauce
19oz can Diced tomato
Canned beans, drained (I like 1 big can black + 1 small can pinto)
1/2 small can tomato paste
1 Lime - zest and juice

1. 4+ hours ahead of cooking, cut pork into chunks & coat with spices:
- coarse salt
- chili powder
- coriander
- garlic powder

2. In a dutch oven, brown pork in hot oil.

3. When pork is done, remove to large bowl. Deglaze pot with some of the beer you're drinking. Pour the deglaze, the peppers & adobo sauce, and lime zest over pork and toss it a bit to mix it up and coat the pork.

4. Back to pot, sautee onions, then add poblanos & garlic. Add some thyme, cumin, oregano, whatever other spices you like. Maybe a tbsp of brown sugar. Sautee until onions are lightly browned.

5. Add tomato, beans, tomato paste, simmer 10 minutes.

6. Add pork, simmer 5 min, add lime juice at end.

7. Eat, forget that Alex Jones exists for 15 minutes because this chili is just that good.

boar guy posted:

this chili wins money

2 teaspoons oil
2 onions, chopped
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 lb lean ground beef
3/4 lb beef sirloin, cubed
1 (14 1/2 ounce) can diced tomatoes
1 can dark beer
1 cup strong coffee
2 (6 ounce) cans tomato paste
1 can beef broth
1/2 cup brown sugar
3 1/2 tablespoons chili sauce
1 tablespoon cumin
1 tablespoon cocoa
1 teaspoon oregano
1 teaspoon cayenne
1 teaspoon coriander
1 teaspoon salt
4 (15 ounce) cans kidney beans
4 chili peppers, chopped

oil
garlic
onions
ground beef
sirloin
tomatoes
beer
coffee
tomato paste
beef broth
spices
peppers
beans
boil, reduce heat, simmer for 90
add other two beans
low simmer

Luxrage posted:

Chili Tax:

boar guy posted:

super secret michigan regional coney chili recipes incoming

Jackson Coney Island Sauce

1-1/2 pounds ground beef heart
1 Tbsp vegetable oil
2 tsp garlic salt
2 tsp chili powder
2 tsp cumin powder
2 tsp paprika

Brown the meat in the vegetable oil but do not drain it. Once it�s browned, add the spices. Also add just enough water to moisten the sauce, maybe a few tablespoons. Simmer the sauce for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally, until it�s somewhat dryer, while being careful not to let it dry completely. Served over grilled hot dogs having natural casings (Koegel Viennas). Mustard and finely chopped onion are the preferred toppings.

Detroit Coney Island Sauce

1 pound beef heart, finely ground
1/2 pound chuck, finely ground
1/4 cup rendered beef suet
1/4 cup water
2 tsp garlic salt
2 tsp chili powder
2 tsp cumin powder
2 tsp paprika
1/4 cup cracker meal

Brown the beef heart and ground chuck in the suet but do not drain it. Once it�s browned, add the water and the spices. Simmer the sauce for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally and adding more water if necessary to keep it wet. Once the sauce is simmered, add the cracker meal to tighten it up but not too much. Served over grilled hot dogs having natural casings (Dearborn Brand). Mustard and finely chopped onon are the preferred toppings.

Flint Coney Island Sauce

1/2 lb Beef kidney, finely ground
1/2 lb Beef heart, finely ground
1/4 cup rendered beef suet or lard
3 tbsp of paprika
2 tbsp of chili powder
Kosher salt
Fresh ground pepper

In a small pot melt the rendered beef suet or lard. In a large mixing bowl mix all but the salt and pepper by hand. Gently crumble the meat mixture into a medium pot, add the melted fat and stir well. Set for low heat and allow the pot to heat up. Simmer over low heat for about 45 minutes, adding suet or lard as necessary to prevent the meat from drying out. When the simmer is done, add salt and pepper to taste and finish stirring. Served over grilled hot dogs having natural casings (Koegel Viennas). Mustard and finely chopped onion are the preferred toppings.

also- mushrooms in chili, get. the. gently caress. out. of. here.

teen witch fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Oct 6, 2022

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 16:22

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:40

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

I hope Alex is condemned to be around the most irritating of his fans forever. No narcissistic supply of attention, just nonstop vein popping annoyance

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 16:30

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

I�ll allow some Alex Jones shitposting if wise and well done, but keep in mind as to why he�s in court and how goddamn disgusting it is what he did and enabled

With that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQtc36eZOWU

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 16:32

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Caesar Saladin posted:

This lawyer guy is just ripping him to shreds, its awesome.

Mark Bankston is terrifying and I love it.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 16:37

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

If there are any livestreams of Jones� press conference (if there is one) im ok with it being posted though I�d HIGHLY PREFER it not be via a source that benefits him (ie infowars, prison planet or the like)

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 17:00

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

phobo posted:

Do you think Alex Jones has ever gotten stuck in a cauldron of chili winnie the pooh style?

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 18:16

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Piell posted:

The full interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnP5F8VXxv4

The fact that he stopped, put on his protest tape and then IMMEDIATELY ripped it off to talk to the press

That�s it that�s Alex Jones

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 18:50

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Approx when does the lunch break end?

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 18:56

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Robo Reagan posted:

ftfy

Globalist gulp glizzy

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 19:12

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Buckle up, we�re back

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 19:35

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

And no Alex!

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 19:36

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

wait did the detective just mentioned that they had to detain people at the scene trying to take images

At a school shooting�???

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 20:14

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Return back half past yall

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 20:58

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

What gets me is that she was like this during the deposition and she thought �yes, continue this line of attack�

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 22:03

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

�Why don�t you define what a patsy is�

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 22:29

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

From like 8 pages back, but... I try, in my day to day life as a husband and parent and all of that to not carry any hate in me for anyone. Let people be people, some are hosed up, misguided, whatever, but I try not to hate.

But I hate Alex Jones. I truly, unequivocally hate that person. I hope he spends a considerable amount of time in prison (obviously he's not going to get life, but I wish), and I sincerely hope it breaks him or worse. There's literally no positive aspect to him being in society and I genuinely hope that he will somehow not be a part of it anymore, however that happens.

gently caress, and I can't stress this enough, that piece of literal lumpy human sized poo poo Alex Jones.

It�s understandable to feel this way. It�s not so much that I personally hate him as a person (and I do, his personality is *grating*), but I absolutely hate what he has done to society as a whole, even before 2016.

He takes natural skepticism, enquiry, and the urge to know more and abuses it for his own purposes.

Everyone has a right to learn more about Sandy Hook, 9/11, or whatever, but to have the facts laid out, plain as day and gruesome to boot, and then to go �hm nah actually I think it was this and I have zero concrete proof. you are the enemy now for finding ME unreasonable.� There is no gray areas, accepting of unknowns or bitter truths in conspiracy world. There is no pausing to think of others, as others are �them� and they are evil.

For instance, ever since I got the second vax shot, my periods have been more painful and longer. I thought the timing was suspect, but figured it was worth a look on Dr. Google, if maybe I�m not the only one.

It�s bad enough that menstruation and menstrual health is hardly considered during the trials, or as a whole, but to have bonkers conspiracy crap posing as legitimate information is loving infuriating. I am in pain and want to know what�s going on, I don�t want your loving screed about bill gates. I just want to know if it�s a side effect or if it�s a sign of something serious unconnected to the vaccine, and that�s a fair thing to want to know! I don�t want to have to play debunker while crying in pain. And I fear that others who are in my situation could find easy answers in these brainwormed antivaxxers, rather than factual information that could help.

(FWIW, it�s come out that the vaccine lead to menstrual changes in around 40 percent of recipients who have their period. This came out a few weeks ago, which it would have been great to know about literally anytime goddamn earlier.)

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 12:32

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Anyway if anyone wants to feel incredibly depressed until the start of today�s impending disaster, check out r/qanoncasualties.

quote:

My friends canceled on my daughters birthday because too many of our relatives are unvaxxed.
And I dont blame them. It loving sucks. Its my best friend and her daughter, who is good friends with my daughter. She will have no other kids there because no one I know with kids will bring them around my unvaxxed relatives knowingly. I mean, right? Who would bring their kid to a party knowing half the adults unvaxxed? I wouldn't.

I canceled the party. Its not gone, covid isn't over.

These people swore, they swore up and down the pandemic would disappear once the election was over. They wore their Q tee shirts and hats, they had their trump stickers and they said Biden wasn't the real president.

Cool cool make believe. Now please apologize to your grandchild. Because of you, because my friends know you'll be all up in my house this week, they want no part of your covid spreading rear end. But go on, because 'nothing we do actually affects you guys' right? Nothing you do has any real world consequences at all.

This is result of the likes of Alex Jones and his ilk.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 12:38

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Heads up everyone, here�s todays feed:

https://youtu.be/AKmWrkNxXB0

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 15:31

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Holy poo poo the judge is MAD

This is horrifying

I am watching a slaughter

E: oh no this email, oh god :smith:

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 16:25

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

SalTheBard posted:

This email is loving vile

The first time I heard it, during the deposition, I was building a barcart and just stopped frozen during the entire thing. I�ve seen things on rotten.com that are less depraved.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 16:35

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Man what are corporate files, anyway?

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 16:38

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

To those new, Daria is Just Like This

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 17:18

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I'm...I can't believe I forgot the word, where you're curious but feel you know you will regret it?

I'd really like to hear this email that shook folks up. Anyone know a timestamp on the stream?

There isn�t a time stamp on the stream as it�s not being recorded, the judge specifically requested it.

Gotta wait for transcripts OR if anyone knows the knowledge fight episode and timestamp I�ll add it to the OP

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 17:24

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

I adore Jordan and I will hear of no such cruelty towards my sweaty anxious host.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 19:59

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Schr�dinger�s corporate representative

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 20:18

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

I think that was Alex�s phone that went off?

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 20:28

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Over/under: it�s gonna be Daria all loving day

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 20:31

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxW1V8Hwlg

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 20:43

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Oh no this email is real bad if they�re going to read it all.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 21:44

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Twinkies, cockroaches and Daria on the goddamn stand

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 22:01

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

I�m shocked as to how easier it is to hear Daria suddenly.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 22:34

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

I think the judge is going to leap over the bench and rip this man�s spine out from his throat.

My

GOD

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 22:59

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Lmao holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/SebastianMurdoc/status/1552414582521663488?s=20&t=kSCNag1k3SLOpduKf4qu3w

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 23:22

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Hot drat, much better quality than the livestream. Are they streaming it live as well or nah?

I�ll be adding them to the OP, thanks so much!

E: if anyone else has anything you feel should go into the OP, let us know

Even if it�s an edit of the Daria TV show logo with Daria Karpova�s face.

teen witch fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Jul 28, 2022

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 08:15

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

AHH F/UGH posted:

The plaintiff's lawyer got me thinking that not all lawyers are bad, this guy owns

wtf

What�s hilarious is that Mark Bankston is the nice lawyer

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 09:25

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

I believe it�s 30 min to uh�something or other folks.

In the interim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b34UOPERE7k

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 14:31

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

We are live

https://youtu.be/9zdICB2Hhto

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 15:01

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

And we got Alex!

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 15:02

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Heads up, the audio on the livestream is wonky today

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 15:15

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:40

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

I was a garbage student in grade school (depression!!) and I wasn�t loving chided this much

# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 15:18

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