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deadeyez posted:I mentioned in the end of the last thread there is a chud here at work with a TRUMP shirt on who is all pissed off. Turns out he is mad because his trans lady boss gave him poo poo and said something like, "I thought today was a holiday for you people? You look like you're going to cry, do you need to go home early? It's important to have sympathy for others, so if you feel you need to go home, let me know". She asked me politely not to bother him today because she wants to. Lol  
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Toxic Mental posted:
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Jan 10, 2024 02:51
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Mod challenge time
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BrigadierSensible posted:Americans can't get Ribena? Is there no end to how much of a barren blighted land it is? You can, but...  Failed Imagineer posted:President Failclown Wasteman
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Jan 11, 2024 22:33
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Droogie posted:I do not want to get LOOMERED Frank Frank posted:Please don’t Loomer me It's too late, you looked upon it and you'll get LOOMERED after 7 days.
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Jan 13, 2024 11:22
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What if you shopped at the Dairy Queen for u kno what? Grey Cat posted:Well that's just verifiably not true. His hands fall into reds, his face contains no reds as seen by the 5 different swatches on the right. These are taken at a 5x5 avg color. That color approximates to MAC Lustreshine Sheerglass lipstick in Syrup. Not saying it's his color, but if it's not wiped-off bronzer at a bad angle, and it's removable before the evening, then I wouldn't put it past him to shush his lawyer physically, even though the thought makes me want to  BigBallChunkyTime posted:He only wants a female VP so he can try to gently caress her. Let's be real. His running mate will be an attractive female. A woman whose job it is to be photographed next to him, and one that has to listen to him; like a wife, but actually behaving like a wife. 
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Jan 19, 2024 09:44
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Is this considered a hornypost? Need a clarification on this.
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Jan 22, 2024 00:09
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The cutoff response where you can still read what it says  Seth Pecksniff posted:Fort This was a very important Fort during World War I and fort that saved america in WWII Fort That was actually Camp That during WWII, but since upgraded due to the Cold War. Speedboat Jones posted:Wonder how Christina Pushaw is dealing with today's news With Thread title
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Jan 22, 2024 10:33
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Party of small government  Considering that just about anything--up to and including the driest loving spreadsheet excel can import--can be made sexual, you're just going to have to loving ban everything. That one part of the bible that's about horse dicks will still somehow get an exception because it's in the bible
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Jan 24, 2024 12:38
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BlackIronHeart posted:No, God definitely tried to kill him with an oak tree. Ralepozozaxe posted:As per usual, God missed the mark and didn't finish the job. As they saying goes: quote:"God punished Greg Abbott by dropping a tree on him. God punished the rest of us by letting Greg Abbott live."
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Jan 25, 2024 15:36
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I smell a photoshop thread.
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Jan 25, 2024 23:45
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Mistle posted:I smell a photoshop thread.  I couldn't be assed to walk it into frame, but here you are, five minutes of my life sketching out a silhouette of a nussy just so for you goons.
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Jan 26, 2024 00:20
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Toxic Mental posted:Bro it’s a Gadsden flag  It's actually the Gonzales flaghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_and_take_it?useskin=vector Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I’ve never seen sustained used this much against one party in court In closing arguments, no less
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Jan 26, 2024 20:00
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vaginite posted:Trump is having a mental break, or someone took his phone away. Never seen him this quiet after something like this. He has to be seething right now. Mar-a-lago walls covered in ketchup, staff trembling in the shadows. Pretty sure he was this quiet while he sequestered himself in the underground bunker, LIKE A BUNKER BITCH! TheKub posted:Is it really doomposting if we are just quoting big Nos? Sacred monarchy? Trump's going to be the next IK of the lol@Trump thread?
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Jan 27, 2024 05:59
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Tag yourself I'm the unbranded pile of something granular that's called "aspartame"
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Jan 27, 2024 18:53
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bird with big dick posted:How’s Target poisoning me the only thing I ever buy there is Lego and maybe a lamp or something once in a while They put the boy LEGO and the girl LEGO in the same aisle and you might accidentally have to see both with your eyes at the same time and that's WOKE
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Jan 28, 2024 06:05
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Catastrophe posted:Remember when Don thought that 9/11 was the same thing as 7-Eleven? To be fair, there was a major terrorist attack in India on July 11 in 2006, and I remember it because it's a racist mnemonic in America due to the month/day dating system. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Mumbai_train_bombings?useskin=vector Waffle House posted:Singer: Taylor. Soldier? Spy! Hazo posted:Idk if this should go here or the lolelon thread but it’s tragically funny regardless Many such cases!
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Jan 30, 2024 01:32
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ProperCauldron posted:the NFL broadcosts do not constantly cut to Taylor Swift. Number nerds can't even number nerd correctly. You can't count commercial breaks, which changes the percentage to well over 1% and *slams hand on fake calculator baby toy a few times* my math shows that's practically all the time! It's the same number of people who die from covid injections or something!Accipiter posted:
It's me, I will eat Tay Tay's Bidencookies and contract the woke.  I didn't realize I've already eaten the cookies! Lifespan posted:Super Bowl 58. A commercial plays with Taylor Swift as the face on the screen of the 1984 Apple commercial. "Gayness is mandatory!" she exclaims. Then Ben Shapiro runs in the door and throws a laptop at the screen and it explodes. Trump 2024 shows as clean white text on a black background. Biden takes West Virginia by 8 points. 
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Jan 31, 2024 07:24
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Judge Engoron is a frequent visitor to SA so every time you post demanding he release his judgment he pushes back the publishing by the day Ah, the Zone strategy Pook Good Mook posted:Umm no, that's not what that means. It means GOP donors are donating to keep his campaign afloat because they think he hurts Biden more than he hurts Trump. Saps, suckers, rubes, and dumdums don't have unlimited money. If Trump supporters are putting money behind RFK Jr, that's money not reaching Trump or any other conservative nomination. And there's no obligation to surrender that money to nominees upon losing or bowing out, so it's basically gone.Aramis posted:But wouldn't selling Biden and buying Trump in equal amounts (or whatever is the correct hedging strategy needed to leverage the overlap) be 100% guaranteed profit at the moment? There's got to be at least a few finance nerds on there latching on to stuff like that. There's no real enforceable laws against gaming stocks using generic "buy low sell high" concepts, but there are gambling laws against gaming bets, which is why there's more integrity to their numbers Accipiter posted:Yahoo hasn't been a "popular search engine" since the '90s. Yahoo is de facto Japan's #1 search engine for some reason, and there's a poo poo ton of people over there, so  just depends on where you ask.Dementropy posted:Hail 
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Jan 31, 2024 19:35
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:In remembrance of the new Christus.   Durf posted:it is common sense to have a diverse investment portfolio containing both pop starlets and explosive ordinance Need a soundtrack for your NATOwave music videos
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Jan 31, 2024 23:29
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fondue posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dhvry6E0jA There's a chance he may or may not be lurking the thread/posting/getting DM'd the quality LOLs.
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Feb 1, 2024 04:08
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kazil posted:anyway, have a lol  HE HAS A PEPPER BAR! 
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Feb 2, 2024 10:04
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NoiseAnnoys posted:having worked in university libraries it is pretty much the same in all areas. ethically, you shouldn't do it, of course. but historically, many libraries have censored texts, removed pages or illustrations, etc because of the personal preferences of the librarian or bibliographer or complaints from the community. In total fairness and transparency, I demand a small notification that says "there was exposed butt/penis here but it's covered up now" whenever this occurs. SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I'd say in a vacuum cock and dick are roughly equivalent, but cock tends to be used more in a sexual/ smutty context ("she wanted to get plowed by his beer-can cock!") while dick gets used more generally ("I heard he got punched in the dick"), so that might tilt the scales depending on your point of view. IIRC it's a culture thing: ask different groups of people "how do you refer to a penis for obvious pornographic content?" and you get different answers. Last I recall, "dick" was the go-to for the black community, and "cock" was the same among the white community, but I can't remember how long ago that poll was done. BrigadierSensible posted:WRT those censored kids books "protecting the youth" from the evils of a cartoon picture of a goblin buttcrack as he hoses the glitter off his clothes: They're not paying someone to do all that, they're getting some chud to volunteer to do it, free labor  If he dies on the toilet, I might see the resemblance better.
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Feb 4, 2024 01:42
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bird with big dick posted:Mods please change my username to squirrel-sponge abomination
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Feb 8, 2024 01:50
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kazil posted:uh oh, someone else got LOOMERED
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Feb 9, 2024 03:23
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Totbot posted:If I didn’t have my resume on hand, I would struggle to remember the exact years I worked certain jobs. I’m only 36.  REMEMBER SAILOR! Stoatbringer posted:I only remember sailor.  covfefe
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Feb 9, 2024 16:33
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:No, because Bud Light responded to the controversy by throwing Dylan Mulvaney to the wolves and putting the marketing exec in charge of the whole thing on “leave.” The irony of the boycotters buying extra to make a performative gesture of destroying a thing compensated for the quiet avoidant boycott of LGBTQ+ who backed off over the less-than-personable response is only a half-LOL from me. Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Still whining As an avid not-church-goer, even I'm familiar with the evangelist anthem of "love the sinner, hate the sin" but conflating the two as one and the same
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Feb 12, 2024 02:48
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kw0134 posted:You're basically selling the house in increments while you get to stay in it, so it's a product with a purpose, but it's so easy to abuse it, and at the same time it's marketed to a particularly vulnerable population so it's just sketchy all aroubd. It really is the final "gently caress you" the boomers can give to posterity: a posthumous FYGM that leaves nothing real behind. TrashMammal posted:ain’t nothing ever been stopping you from punching back aside from your own cowardice "As long as you don't kill 'em or something it's fine, we don't care." - a paraphrase of a truancy officer when talking about getting a kid 10-15 back into school through the use of violence. There was a lot of heinous poo poo at the hands of lead-addled boomers during the 80s and into the 90s that victimized then-underage cohorts to the point of legislation, which the younger generations benefited from before being born. It's not an excuse, but it's hard to translate a whole life experience simply. Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:loving Protect Georgia from what?
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Feb 13, 2024 19:10
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Hollismason posted:Millennial are not going to save us. Millennials couldn't even save themselves, I should know, I'm a Millennial 
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Feb 13, 2024 20:11
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dochermes posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Between NY03 and this, I had a bit of a LOL, thanks thread! teen witch posted:Finally, something to be proud of Nassau County for that isn’t “not being Suffolk”. Real weird waking up today reading about Suozzi’s win in Swedish but I can’t complain. Super easy to dodge the filial piety laws when they boomer brain and turn into a bigot spigot so you ghost them and go no-contact--with receipts--so you can swing that around in court if they decide to follow through with a pity party.
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Feb 14, 2024 12:12
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Call Your Grandma posted:i friggin hate old people so much!!! Buddy, do I have some good news for you! Vampire Panties posted:
I'd guess 40 minutes, but I'm not a bookie Personally, I'd take the under at 25 minutes hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol that goons are still using over/under wrong after all these years No point in betting on the odds when they're 100%, just a matter of "how soon" Lpzie posted:I dunno if I'd analogize the current (temporary) sitting President of the United States (Joe Biden) and his administration as a Tiger Pit. But I understand what you mean. There're a lot of subtle threats and intimidation tactics that the Democrats are known for (see Epstein, McAfee, etc) that could be used to silence MTG. I think she'll be fine though; she's smart and works out a lot. Icarus right into a sixer
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Feb 14, 2024 17:28
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mobby_6kl posted:A. That's not how NATO works IIRC the DOD has been undervaluing outgoing stock to fit more materiel into a military aid package, so the number may be accurate, but the impact is harder to discern when you're purposefully committing rounding errors on $44 billion of milsurp mobby_6kl posted:E: Donald would be really upset if he could read this
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Feb 14, 2024 18:36
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Akratic Method posted:Probed for speaking ill of glorious nihon And two court proceedings postings at the same time? Today certainly is giving *my* bar association some motions 
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Feb 15, 2024 16:32
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Feb 16, 2024 19:13
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BRB mistaking GERTZ for GAETZ and being mad online about it
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Feb 16, 2024 19:14
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PC LOAD LETTER posted:Just tamping down on expectations on how hosed Trump is here or what this would mean for the RNC.
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Feb 17, 2024 13:17
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withoutclass posted:What's half of nothing? Donald J Trump!bird with big dick posted:Trump can just sell 5% of the Trump Brand to pay the fine. Sell 20% and just be TRUM, it'll go great
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Feb 17, 2024 17:04
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emSparkly posted:So he’s broke and shilling tacky crap now. Up next his wife just has to leave him and he’ll be like 75% of the way to a full Lowtax. Who's gonna Lowtax first, Dondon or Lonnie?
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Feb 18, 2024 04:13
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Waltzing Along posted:Is Tunrip dead? Smells can be deceiving, but no, not yet
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Strong Sauce posted:lmao gop are cowards The joke here is that they can "not prosecute" things that are crimes with the "prosecutorial discretion" excuse, but places that are not prosecuting small-quantity marijuana possession are being told they have to prosecute because "it's the law of the land and not prosecuting is a dereliction of duty" I say pit both arguments against one another and see which chuddy fascism blinks first. Then repeal the winner
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