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Jerk McJerkface posted:I have no money so I'll spend five dollars to buy nothing with the promise of getting nothing in the future. Gotcha. The main reason to pledge $1 or $5 is so you can make comments and receive updates. You can always amend your pledge later if you go for a level, and it's incredibly unlikely that you won't be able to cancel in the last 24 hours because the project funding will fail without you.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2013 01:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:29 |
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Nightmare Squad posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1177069668/the-comeback-angelina-pivarnick It's been rotated 90 degrees?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2013 19:09 |
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Sid Vicious posted:He will be the first against the wall. Lucky for him that the revolution will never come. Every time we're ready to go, someone else comes along who will also be first against the wall and we have to build an extension. (Don't suggest revising the filing system; that would take even longer.)
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2013 12:17 |
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Dieting Hippo posted:I watched it all, one part that stood out to me was Princess Peach has never been in a game as a protagonist. Except that game on the DS where she was, but we don't count that because ________. Yeah, I noticed the cherry-picked examples as well. The other egregious example of cherry-picking was that Sarkeesian spends over 20 minutes ragging almost exclusively on Nintendo for their lack of female protagonists, and never once mentions that Nintendo were in fact the first game company to release a major game with a female protagonist - namely, Metroid.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2013 01:05 |
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Orzo posted:Remind me again who loses in this scenario, i.e. why you're complaining about it? Everyone with taste loses, because this Kickstarter should have been for a sequel to Dredd.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 17:08 |
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senrath posted:Based on the FAQ it looks like they're making a "clean" and an "adult" version, and are skirting around Kickstarter's rules against adult content by saying they'll only spend the money on the nonadult stuff, which will be used in both versions of the game and seems rather shakey to me. Being hardened by years of internet use to the point where I can survive exposure to almost anything, I braved the Wiki. It uses the ever-popular tactic of "Wait! This demon may look like a barely pubescent girl, but it is over 1000 years old!". In context, I shouldn't have to explain why.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 10:47 |
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^^^ Because whatever virtues they may lack, truth in advertising is not one of them.toanoradian posted:The very basis of the game is that if you lose a battle the PC will be raped by the monsters. It's actually worse than that. The monsters "fight" by trying to rape the PC, and he loses if he enjoys it.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 15:10 |
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Waffleman_ posted:And of course, the very first thing you see when playing the video is these guys. He's appealing directly to his audience by letting them know he's one of them.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2013 22:53 |
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Pomp posted:Remember that T1 on your old phone? Well, now it can be on your android, and also not be poo poo It's on Indiegogo.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2013 15:18 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:Te crazy-as-poo poo lady used for the picture in this looks familiar but I guess all soulless faces kind of look alike. Perhaps it's because the real Susan Wilson is a famous businesswoman who became a dotcom multimillionaire a few years ago.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 09:43 |
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DeepDickPizza posted:Oh. No, I wasn't. My apologies for not providing a link, though. It didn't occur to me to do so as I found the information in under 30 seconds with a simple Google search for her name.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2013 09:27 |
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...of SCIENCE! posted:I don't see how this is any more a scam than a camp where kids play soccer all day or make crafts. Because it's a camp that professes to teach computer skills, but instead the kids play soccer all day or make crafts.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 12:10 |
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CottonWolf posted:it's their money, who am I to say that they're spending it badly. Someone with more than three braincells huddling together for warmth in the cold, inky blackness of your skull. What you should be asking instead is who you are to tell them how to spend their money.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 19:47 |
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Fatkraken posted:No one has said the fact the sons were acting like jackasses makes her a bad parent, her REACTION to it makes her parenting skills questionable. Kids can be arseholes, but the answer is not to make a kickstarter on one child's behalf where you attack and belittle the others. Publicly ridiculing your sons doesn't help your daughter, and it certainly doesn't help your sons or the family dynamic as a whole. Yeah. Taking one kid's side and publicly berating the other two is probably the best way I can think of to ensure that girl is going to get rabbit punched every day for the next year.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 00:32 |
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Waffleman_ posted:Alternate solutions: Pick up some grass and throw it. Lick your goddamn finger. FEEL THE loving WIND. None of which accomplish the function of an anemometer, which is to tell you the speed of the wind. Still, this thing is stupid.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 00:56 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I'd throw in a few bucks to send the Nigerian Chancellor of the Exchequer to a secret RPG Maker Camp that the banks have overlooked. The horrors of Guantanamo Bay are even darker than we could have imagined.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 12:49 |
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Orzo posted:What does Kickstarter's policy say about friends or family members contributing large sums to make sure a campaign succeeds? Nothing. Why would they, when they get a percentage of it? And why should they, when it doesn't matter where the money comes from so long as the job gets done and the backers get their games? Combine the two facts, and KS would prefer people to do it that way instead of asking for $2500 while their family and friends will kick in $2000 direct.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2013 01:13 |
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Xelkelvos posted:I'm surprised they think longcat is still relevant. Wasn't it just in the news the other week that Longcat had died?
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2013 10:58 |
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DoctorTristan posted:My personal fantasy is that JMS will kickstart an HD release of Babylon 5 with CGI that doesn't look like utter poo poo. A man can dream I suppose... Wow, you have high standards. B5 was making extensive use of CGI on a TV budget nearly 20 years ago. That it looked as good as it did was a miracle.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 11:37 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:^^^ "batterie lithium-solymere", that's groundbreaking stuff, It's meaningless stuff. It should be "batterie lithium-polymere" - that's the French for a Li-ion battery.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2013 12:28 |
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DoctorPresident posted:I love those moments in history where a bunch of "inventors" try to cram a new discovery into every facet of life: It gives ladies that glow, I guess?
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2013 09:14 |
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TheJoker138 posted:His introduction to this video really sounds to me like he's saying the CEO is really, really angry that Dyack's involvement in all of these scandals is effecting their business, and this is him desperately trying to stop that. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if after this they continue to not get anywhere near their goal, we hear Dyack has been fired. Here's how they should do it. They should start again with a goal of $400k, which they might get. Then announce a stretch goal at $1.35m of a new writer/producer/whatever on the project, except instead of naming a big name hire they say they'll fire Dyack.
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# ¿ May 19, 2013 23:39 |
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Aphtonites posted:Does anyone remember that really awful Kickstarter clone that's dedicated to adult projects? What the Christ indeed. How the hell did they manage to raise so little?
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# ¿ May 21, 2013 13:10 |
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TheJoker138 posted:No she didn't, she paid all of those bands. Yes, after the backlash that resulted from her asking them to play for beer, hugs and merchandise. http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2012/10/amanda-palmers-kickstarter-scandal.html
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# ¿ May 22, 2013 23:01 |
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Tazzillekki posted:How is asking for financial support with no direct profit to the financier perfectly okay but asking for musical support while offering nothing but exposure and beer is unbelievably evil? Don't coddle them, they're adults and know what's in their best interest. Because in the former case, the person asking didn't have $1.1m in their pocket. You may also want to look at Kickstarter's staff recruitment page, where they tell you all about how Palmer invited them to a VIP party after the funding drive. How strange that she had enough money to throw a party for strangers, but not enough to pay people she needed to tour her album.
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# ¿ May 23, 2013 09:42 |
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StevenM posted:You've never had a job I suspect you could have stopped there. I'm getting that "high school conservative" vibe.
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# ¿ May 23, 2013 13:06 |
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ok Amazing posted:http://www.pozible.com/project/7139 There have been suspected thylacine sightings as recently as last year. Searching for an animal that disappeared so recently that there are still people living who have seen one is a far cry from a hunt for Bigfoot or Nessie.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2013 12:08 |
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KittyLitter posted:And gently caress ME SIDEWAYS - what's the deal with even LAUNCHING a campaign when you haven't even written the loving book yet? This dickhead has given us NOTHING. That would be because the campaign is to fund his lifestyle while he writes the book.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 15:17 |
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A 32" plush. It's a loving Slenderman body pillow, isn't it? There are people who will be frotting Slenderman.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 23:30 |
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TetsuoTW posted:Is it still considered an "overlap" when the former is entirely a subset of the latter? I thought bronies were people who considered content suitable for children to be sexual content, not the other way round.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 11:43 |
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Zaphod42 posted:This Kickstarter is dildos. If you have to kickstart a dildo, you're doing it wrong.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 21:37 |
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Jumley posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/933331750/otakuware-t-shirts-for-people-who-love-snark Their logo is literally a naked anime girl.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 11:04 |
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quantum_squirrel posted:So, do you want to want to take your love for cephalopods to the gaming table? It's more like they read Ghastly's Ghastly Comic: Tentacle Monsters And The Women Who Love Them and thought "Hey, Ghastly retired, we can steal his tag line."
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2013 12:45 |
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Red Minjo posted:Oh, hey, the tentacle game was suspended by Kickstarter, surprise surprise. The comments section isn't as funny as it could have been, but I guess it got moved to Indiegogo. I don't know, I liked Dagda's little rant about how censoring schoolgirl tentacle rape hentai is something you'd expect from Communists, not here in the good old USA.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2013 12:31 |
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BKPR posted:I've really gotta wonder why everyone on IndieGoGo goes for flexible funding. Because they get to keep it when their project inevitably fails.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2013 18:38 |
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SuccinctAndPunchy posted:I don't want a look into the mind of a man who draws crap like this (from the KS page): She prefers blackheads to him? Man, that's savage.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2013 21:59 |
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Orzo posted:Haha, from the video: 'I don't know of a single human being who reads more than I do. No brag. Just fact.' That's entirely plausible, given that he's probably never met another human being.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2013 22:54 |
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Bruxism posted:Boss Monster is a physical product that ended up tacking on a bunch of additional physical items thanks to stretch goals. I was afraid they were promising too much, but once my game arrived in the mail I was pleasantly surprised to find it overflowing with all the promised items produced in good quality. There wasn't all that much extra. Foiled versions of the monster cards, a six-card bonus pack, four shiny metal Level Up counters and a sleeve for the box that spoofs the golden Legend of Zelda box. A poster child for successful Kickstarters is Mantic Games. They were a tiny company with three staff making miniature gaming rules until their first Kickstarter, which made $500k. Their second made $730k, their third broke the $1 million mark, and two years on they're starting to rival Games Workshop. Deadzone hasn't hit the streets yet, but Dreadball has multiplied its original backers several times over since going retail.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2013 23:57 |
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Just what we all needed - a way to stop people tracking us via our mobile phones, for a mere $85! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/offpocket/off-pocket?ref=home_spotlight Alternatively, you could use the Off button.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2013 23:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:29 |
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wa27 posted:Uh, how many of these are on Kickstarter?? I don't know, but this one was on the front page and had a Staff Recommended badge so it deserves increased mockery.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2013 00:37 |