Acquilae posted:

I love it when Freep/GOP/NRA/rednecks think of Chicago as one gigantic warzone run by rival gangs where I have to dodge hostile gunfire everywhere and have to lay down suppressing fire to cross the street

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

The Mall has some famously arcane parking rules, notoriously easy place to get towed. I do not envy Parking Enforcement today, getting screamed at about Benghazi after ticketing an F350.

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

A lot of foreign tourists around this look very confused.

A German couple with minimal English asked me what was going on. They didn't understand the word "rightist", but nodded knowingly when I just said "fascists".

Georgia Peach posted:

This is old as hell and not from freep, but it's one of my favorite posts ever talking about science.

Dirt5o8 posted:

I couldn't help myself.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Also, TANF literally is food stamps.

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

"Obamaphones" are a product of a Reagan-era program to provide the impoverished with phones.

Under Bush I believe they changed it to cell phones (because it's more convenient and not more expensive). Because Obama is now President it becomes objectionable, so Obamaphones.

Pohl posted:

Your state is every state. Tanf and food stamps are not the same thing.
Imagine if people on this forum get confused, how easily the public does.

Shugojin posted:

This remains the weirdest god drat talking point. It's just "NUH UH YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, STOP TELLING US TO EAT HEALTHY YOU OVERWEIGHT HYPOCRITE COW" even though she's not remotely overweight

Just because you say something that doesn't make it so

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Fixed. Seriously, the obsession Freep has with Michelle starts and ends with her being a black First Lady. They've wholly internalized the idea of black people, absent the rare "good ones," being bloated welfare caricatures; she could be anorexic and they'd still call her a wookie.

TravBot posted:

edit: ^^^^^ drat you!


I fixed this for you, for accuracy.

kik2dagroin posted:

Holy poo poo
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Southern Baptist Leaders Seek Softer Approach To Homosexuality

Heterosexuals that support gay rights? Secret gays, all of them!!

Cythereal posted:

Freepers: Anything is possible, if you don't know what you're talking about

TravBot posted:

I remember several years ago reading about a discovery that might lead to the possibility of basically creating sperm out of a woman's bone marrow (my memory is really fuzzy, so this might be wrong), or something similar that would allow an actual proper baby to be born of two female parents. The baby could only be female (for obvious reasons), but would be a combination of the two. I would really like to see a Freep reaction to this process.

Notorious QIG posted:

What have we done

Intel&Sebastian posted:

gay bullies being commonplace. I'd love to see that one explained but I'm assume they're being facetious and it's actually a reference to an LGBT club arguing to stay in existence despite offending Christian students or something of that ilk.

Little Blackfly posted:

platedlizard posted:

Does the Gaystapo accept women? I want to join. I think I'll look good in black leather boots and a rainbow SS uniform.

Logikv9 posted:

Can we have Obama advocate against suicide?

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Obama says he will save the bees.

http://dailydigestnews.com/2014/06/president-obama-initiates-a-pollinator-health-task-force/

Get ready to start hearing about FReepers taking baseball bats to bee hives.

Stultus Maximus posted:

Keffiyeh is the Arabic head covering, kefir is fermented milk from the Steppe, and kaffir is the South African equivalent of "friend of the family"

OAquinas posted:

Yeah, I auto-ignore Coulter since she's so utterly transparent in her shock-punditry. I'd call her the Howard Stern of politics, but honestly Stern was better when he dabbled and can at least be funny sometimes.

She's only out for the attention and the subsequent book sales. I don't know of any political figures that take their cues from her (unlike Limbaugh). Just ignore her.

Stultus Maximus posted:

Gay Muslim domination is the end state of Socialism. You really should read more post-colonial African Marxist tracts from the 60’s. It's all in there.

Logikv9 posted:

But Obama got into Harvard because he was black. Bush and everybody else got in because of their bootstraps and good grades or something.

Little Blackfly posted:

I'm pretty sure with lesbians you check toes.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

He wouldn't bother to write aaaagggghhhh, he would just say it.

SatansOnion posted:

For those few of you who are unaware, "Travis McGee" here, author of the Enemies Foreign and Domestic series (which is the subject of a fascinating Let's Read over in TFR, by Pitch), seriously believes the bolded part. Specifically, he's convinced that black people will start eating all of us honkies, for reasons I can't pinpoint with certainty but which probably run along the lines of "something something did it all the time in Africa mumble mumble racial gene pool". It's truly

Amoxicilina posted:

I seem to remember not too long ago there was some politician who seriously suggested having children to do janitorial work at their schools in order to receive free or reduced lunch prices. Because everyone is gonna get on board having armies of 8 year olds mops floors and scrub toilets so they can eat lunch.

quote:

More than this, marriage ain’t what it used to be. What if the partners here are both male? What if Michael Sam gets caught in an elevator cold cocking his partner and dragging him out of the elevator by his foot? Is it still bad?

Zeroisanumber posted:

You could probably find tasty bread at another restaurant that actually serves food for humans.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Goons who defend Old Spaghetti Factory have the taste pallet of that guy who made the keyboard gunk thread.

Georgia Peach posted:

I've never said this sincerely before but I can't even

DemeaninDemon posted:

You forgot to mention they don't have a clue what a progressive tax is. They believe being paid 1$ into the next tax bracket means they get taxed more and thus make less by what ever percent.

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To: WKTimpco
Barack Ebola
I propose that he be referred to this henceforth as he is just like the virus. Everything he touches he destroys in some manner.

You should post this name under a separate heading. It could go viral.

42 posted on 10/2/2014 5:46:50 AM by ealgeone
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Suspicious posted:

The Freeper types think rights are a zero-sum game. Gays gaining a new right equals them losing the right to discriminate.

kik2dagroin posted:

How dare that kid, who was definitely here illegally, try and see his dying father

Pokemaster #421 posted:

Ah forgive me, in my election day despair I forgot the holy freep maxim of always more, always worse. Thanks for giving me a silver lining! Although that makes me wonder what the world would look like if they ever were satisfied enough to stop bitching. I'd imagine it would involve piles upon piles of immigrant skulls and me no longer alive to see it.

And probably one single black guy that everyone in the country tries to be friends with to prove they're not racist.

DrProsek posted:

Yeah in my hurry to make a joke I totally forgot that without an ambulance/EMT/medical professional, you can't call a victim DOA even if their face is blown off because it's best to not have people not trained in medicine making calls like that even in the really obvious cases, for when it seems obvious that they're dead but they're actually not.

Still though, Freeper's post was pee pee doo doo.