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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

MassRafTer posted:

ORIGINAL SONIC CHARACTER OFFICIAL COMPETITION

To enter post a drawing and bio of your original (do not steal) Sonic Character. Winner wins an SA Forums upgrade of their choice up to $10.

Rules:

Must be an animal, cannot be an Eggman or robot.

Must be posted before we record the Last Story. I don't know when that is so don't delay! I'd guess around Halloween.

One entry per goon.



Winner will be announced during the credits for the Last Story because gently caress the credits for this game are so long.




Camel Pimp posted:



Nixon for Soreanna Princess 2014





quote:

You simply can't ask for more out of an action game. Mission accomplished. Sonic is born anew.

-Play Magazine, December 2006.

Sonic The Hedgehog for the Playstation 3 and XBox 360 is a legendary game. It is down there with Superman 64 and ET in the discussion of the worst games ever made. It has a ridiculous story, never ending load times and is chock full of glitches. That's why I enjoy playing it.

Don't get me wrong, this game is awful. It's often no fun at all as you slog through boring combat, loading screens and pointless deaths. When everything goes right/wrong, it's great. You'll do things the game clearly doesn't want you to do. You'll fly across stages, glitch through walls, vanish, go outside of levels, it's pretty amazing. So I want to show off both sides of this game.

I'll be joined by my friend Hulkamatt. Hulkamatt is a mild mannered moderator who has been unwittingly duped into watching a Let's Play of Sonic 2006. I decided it would be a nice surprise and make for a fun LP dynamic. We'll go through the main story and as many of the side missions as I can do. I'm going to attempt to play the game as it wants you to play it. We'll talk over cut scenes, laugh and be merry. So join two buddies on their adventure to watch one of them play Sonic 06!

I'll also be posting bonus videos full of glitchy deaths, shortcuts and other dumb stuff you can do. I'm playing the Playstation 3 version of the game, which I believe has slightly longer load times than the 360 version. Exciting!

Videos:

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SONIC 06?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMiqBcWCsY

Sonic:
Part 1 (Intro and Wave Ocean): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5yKFo_hroY
Part 2 (Songs and Egg Cerberus): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHmaHjXHbLI
Part 3 (Dusty Desert and Silver): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PX7KMAXfyk
Silver:
Part 4 (Silver's Crisis City + Iblis): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uMkNridgSE
Part 5 (Dogs, Glitches and Sidequests): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzXNUYftVgg
Part 6 (Tropical Jungle, Wave Beach and Amy): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k3Gzfvx984
Sonic:
Part 7 (Sidequests, Pedophiles and Knuckles): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH6qj2RnJdM
Part 8 (Snowboard Kids 2K6): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKq8dXCAG-s
Part 9 (Crisis City Escape): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-V5_p3y3L8
Shadow:
Part 10 (Eyeshadow Moses Island): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFNfxCzXwdc
Part 11 (Hulkamatt's Highway to Hell): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j5SQLlHk6E
Part 12 (Welcome to Hell): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPTtHAy0JYw
Sonic:
Part 13 (Iblis and the Dying Newspaper Industry): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLLQTiHWYs
Part 14 (The Radical Train): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgk2rWoenSw
Part 15 (Tropical Robots): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfT9zET0DLA
Silver:
Part 16 (Silver's Dusty Desert): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ovcN-qn9I
Part 17 (We Hate Silver): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjxoiqmwvQs
Part 18 (Amy Rescues the Princess): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUgy0J21e2g
Shadow:
Part 19 (The Best Part of Sonic 06): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYkbw4KQCK0
Part 20 (Graboids, Glitches and Hubris): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsqEjqOAZtw (Reuploaded)
Part 21 (Back to the Future): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjYCIWta5KA
Sonic:
Part 22 (Gems and THE WORST SIDEQUEST): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlbRFDCOgvU
Part 23 (Franz Kafka's The Trials of Soleanna): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZBS6n_QGyI
Part 24 (How Green Was My Kingdom Valley?): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywtXLu8t4CM
Silver:
Part 25 (The Best Sidequest + THE RADICAL TRAIN): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbRSNOtDtsU
Part 26 (The Idiot King): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVrHdZtGlOs
Part 27 (Sonic Man Returns): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIRc1Pn-iRA
Shadow:
Part 28 (Shadow the Car): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp94Vcgtcy0
Part 29 (The Most Radical Train of 'em All): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btF_wSSRrSc
Part 30 (Technical Difficulties): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy_l9NGNXQE
Part 31 (Archaelogy): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiAbhSxuWpQ
Sonic:
Part 32 (Tiny Sonic): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIi5oKCl9DU
Part 33 (One Last Aquatic Base): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53aEXxCakXo
Part 34 (The End... of Sonic's Story): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejyXyXxS0Zo
Silver:
Part 35 (The Test of Heart): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nkg6rX-ufA
Part 36 (Kingdom Valley is a Bad Level): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM0phbs3gXE
Part 37 (Anger, Frustration, Joy): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BkWI503Vug
Part 38 (Yoshi's Island 2006): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYA1ddcSYOs
Shadow:
Part 39 (Dirty Jokes by the Ocean): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25A7LyctrXw
Part 40 (Ye Old Mill): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnvgNH4_XsE
Part 41 (Use the Chaos Boost): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4UYdE6U0M8
Sidequest Mop Up:
Part 42 (The Soleanna Diddler): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mStRRn5ua5Y
Part 43 (The Famous Einstein): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4DYTaAEld0
Part 44 (The Savior of Soleannan Culture): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMDUZlNqxzg
The Last Episode:
Part 45 (The End of the World): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDM6k3AqlOI
Part 46 (Love Will Tear Us Apart): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmB3GZ2H3VI

DLC

Sonic's Very Hard Mode

Part 47 (1/3): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X07ue_Tlzio
Part 48 (2/3): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-8yUch-9Xo
Part 49 (3/3): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsHJ_7LdYxQ

Silver's Very Hard Mode

Part 50 (1/5): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uREAqMkDPw
Part 51 (2/5): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eId3Twpb7do
Part 52 (3/5): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDQdMp3DwgU
Part 53 (4/5): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_3XGsWcqo8
Part 54 (5/5): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ56KKXEnvk

Shadow's Very Hard Mode

Part 55 (1/4): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EOMKErF1_M
Part 56 (2/4): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gnXyIaIK4k
Part 57 (3/4): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX4tTRZbpkc
Part 58 (4/4): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2du4c5gMMyg


Bonus:

Wave Ocean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkNUlK6oUh0
Dusty Desert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1sL34wRr-s
Crisis City Glitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lab9DDuP9oU
Crisis City Speedrun and More Glitches!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpPZSUP43dk
APPLES: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsCiJI6YuBE
Tropical Jungle Speed Run and Glitches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wIg5WV4E9Y
Apple Festival S-Rank!!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvfDlKsYuQM
Killing Rouge and other Glitches: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0so_olwE8gI
Flame Core Speedrun and Glitches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySfxttkaMsY
Soldiers, Killing Amy and a Gondola Hunt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6xaIkH9qdw
Shadow's Vehicle and Silver's Training Glitches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUI4MsGvlQY
Silver in Blaze and Shadow's Crisis City: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1hS-yJwTpo
Shadow's Kingdom Valley Speedrun and Glitches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pOa7GBwBq8
Sonic vs Iblis and Silver Speedruns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=229ylHZJ8jU
Shadow's Castle Town Glitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weekKIjVLCE
Shadow's White Acropolis Slowdown and Speedrun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWGjvclqlx8
Sonic's Bizarre Forest Glitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KGYGmOwm8k
White Acropolis S Ranked Normally: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ6l1kMZmXE
Silver's Egg Genesis Speed Run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW504vDeMuw
Glitching into the Radical Train: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMH3jfiIWqs
Kingdom Valley Purple Gem Run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVgGkfU1nj4
Messing With the Trials of Soleanna: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIpz9KghK8Y
Farming Aquatic Base and Egg Wyvern Live!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=438G8MTng38
The Sky Gem and Sonic Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpobTgZG114
Shake, Shake, Shake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeoQ4QG3904
Egg Wyvern Sky Gem Glitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpmvizCNHk8
The Yellow Gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASbdZN2A2Cw
Skipping Tails in Wave Ocean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v5H17K_9LA
The White Gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIiGmsJxzro
Dusty Desert Very Hard Mode Glitches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbJsku_ERNE
Poor Graboid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lafKgnb1QzE
Glitches inside of Glitches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo7kk_w0hy0
Crisis City Easter Egg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQtE7pVAI3I
The Moon Jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFKGNxMsg3I
White Acropolis Dance Party: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnXt7oXEMR4
The Box Glitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMNNcaFurr0


A Blur of Blue Fur Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH8qAHnx10M

Admiral H. Curtiss Exploits the Egg Genesis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QnGVcOpJ2M

FactsAreUseless posted:

I like what you do, and I think it's good, so I made you a fanart.



FactsAreUseless posted:

Your wish... is my command.

IBLIS...



...TRIGGER!!!!!

Niggurath posted:



Specially made with my blood, sweat, and tears.

Tuxedo Ted posted:

He's the only character I like so far.



After all these years, he still loves dramatically flipping switches and pushing buttons like it was his first time setting off a death trap.


Tuxedo Ted posted:



Sonic 2006 is a treasure


Camel Pimp posted:



Sonic 2006 is a treasure

Camel Pimp posted:



Whenever you talk to someone in Sonic 06 it feels like you're interrupting a really sweet dance party

Camel Pimp posted:

...well now I have to do this.



Camel Pimp posted:



Soleanna's mounting mental health crisis.

AstroWhale posted:

Hey



This guy is cool. Watch this.


Lord_Ventnor posted:

I made an art for this thread! Well, I guess art is stretching it a little bit.



Camel Pimp posted:

Feels like it needs something



Hm.


MassRafTer posted:




Wanted to give this one more tweak.



I'll add this one to the OP since it was too late for the contest:

Davinci posted:

Just finished it. Oh well, I half expected to be told I was too late anyways.

Hotshot the Hedgehog


This hedgehog isn't the fastest on his feet, but he is the fastest gun in the west! Or at least he was the fastest, until during the final showdown with Dr. PoachedEggs, (Dr. Eggman's great-great-great grandfather, and builder of many heinous steam-powered robots) he was hurled to the future to Sonic's time. Together him and Sonic would go on many adventures to discover not only a true-blue friendship, but also Sonic's forgotten lineage (Hotshot is actually Sonic's great-great-great-great-grandfather).

Hotshot's skills include: being able to shoot six cans from 40 yards away faster than you can say "boiled eggs", a razer-sharp wit, an extreme sense of justice (he won't hesitate to knock-the-socks-off of anyone who's rude to any fair dames).

Hotshot's favorite food is malt shakes from his local saloon and his favorite activity is polishing his gun.

After many adventures with his new best friend, Sonic, Hotshot discovered that the Chaos Emeralds were able to open time-rifts, (he's the one who taught Sonic, Shadow, and Silver how to do it in Sonic 06) and him and Sonic opened one last time-rift and had a heartfelt goodbye as Hotshot returned to his own time. It was the first time Hotshot had cried since he parents were killed by Dr. PoachedEggs.

Hotshot went on to found G.U.N., the Guardian Units of Nations, because of his profound love for Freedom and his profound hatred of Dr. PoachedEgg, Eggman and all others who would use technology against the people instead of for the people.

Camel Pimp posted:

I couldn't decide which one I liked better





Camel Pimp posted:



I may have taken a few liberties.

Camel Pimp posted:

I figured someone might like it giffed, so.



Tuxedo Ted posted:

Dammit, beat me to it by like fifteen minutes.

... plus or minus a few hours.

Here, have these two dorks instead.



Thanks for the fun LP.

SystemLogoff posted:

Sonic 2006 is this face erasing time forever.



Camel Pimp posted:

I knew you put in music there, but I kinda figured you just grabbed some random tune.

Anyway, in light of the information about sonic's weight, I figured I should update Sonic the Actually a Hedgehog to reflect this new found knowledge.



MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Dec 15, 2014

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Doseku
Nov 9, 2009
So M & Ms have driven you to this has it?

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"
Uh, please don't talk over the beautifully rendered cutscenes, please.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Hijacking this post for contest purposes:

Lord_Ventnor posted:

Challenge Accepted!



Explosionmaru the Hedgehog was created by the same project that created Shadow, and so he is the ultimate lifeform. However, after he was created, he had to go to hell to fight the devil so that he could save the world. Now, 50 years later, he has come out after conquering hell but he's still a good guy but also really edgy! He can run really fast and create fire when he runs because he is part devil now from being in hell for so long. He is also the perfect cook, but he only makes food so spicy that only he can eat it. Rouge Eyeshadow is also his girlfriend.

Original character! Do not steal!

Dimebags Brain posted:

5 minutes in MS Paint



Richard Nixon the Hedgehog: Right for America, Right for Soreanna.

Bio: After the Eggman Incident, Richard Nixon the Hedgehog could no longer sit idly by and watch as his beloved Soleanna fell to ruin under the decadent and incompetent rule of Princess Elise. In the lead up to the Princess Elections, Dick, as his friends called him, waged a cunning campaign based on both soaring rhetoric and practical, well-researched policy ideas. Riding high on his Anti-Robot Defense Initiative and his plan to solve Ring Inflation, he successfully portrayed the incumbent Princess as a Robot Sympathizer by framing her constant kidnappings at the hands of Dr. Eggman as thin excuses for an illicit affair with the mustachioed super villain. With a hefty lead in the polls, Richard Nixon the Hedgehog is sure to become the 237th Princess of Soleanna.

Powers: Hope, confidence, a can-do attitude and a will to get things done. Anti-robotism. A crippling distrust for everyone, especially those reporters Woodchuck and Bearstein. Superspeed.

Sramaker posted:



Name: Mercedes Benz
Nickname(s): Mercy, Babe (SHE HATES THAT ONE THOUGH OLOL), Mary Sue, rip off of Rouge
Species: Hedgehog, cat, echidna, bat, raccoon (And before you ask, yes, I failed biology!!), vampire, ghost, angel, devil, werewolf, zombie
Gender: GUUUURL, DUH!!
Age: Liek, somewhere between 15 and 20... DUN'T ASK GURLS THAT.
Birthdate: 2/14/?? (Sooo mysteries!!)
Height: 3'5"
Weight: DUN'T EVEN ASK A GURL THAT, DUUUH.
Eyes: TOPAZ!! Just liek Edward Cullens <333
Colors: Depends on what her name is, and who is claiming her as their own "original" character! Lite shade of black, dark shade of white, blood red, & Cheeto orange tan
Likes: Men, women, in between genders, money, drugs, cigarettes, alcohol, dieting, trashy costumes typically reserved for adult parties, anything that makes her seem hot..

(Holy poo poo i forgot that wasn't a commission but a parody, i can't believe i mixed those two words up)

tlarn posted:

A lack of artistic talent never stopped anyone.



HONKHONK the HONKhog

Honkhonk was once a normal hedgehog a long time ago before the evil Doctor Robonick came and took the Eight Chaos Vuvuzelas and used them to invoke a Chaos Toot, plunging his world into a terrible fate of everyone becoming a living instrument. Honkhonk became the living embodiment of the clown horn. Ever since this he has chased after Robonick trying to get the Chaos Vuvuzelas to reverse his face with his own Chaos Toot.

The M on his forehead is because he is under the influence of Majin Boop at the current point in his canon.

POWERS: Supersonic Honks, striking terror in those who fear clowns
LIKES: Nuwave swingcore, power-walks at the beach, becoming the One True Horn
DISLIKES: Robonick, his mom, his sister, his dad, his car, his next-door neighbor Garry who became a guitar that son of a bitch got lucky
RELATIONSHIPS: His girlfriend Foundation the Tubat who has fallen on hard times because it's hard to steal the Vuvuzelas when you're a loud-rear end tuba.
CATCHPHRASE: "If you can't honk with the best, honk like the rest"
FAVORITE YOUTUBE VIDEO: Hank Hill Listens to Skull Trumpet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ndqA3zmn2Q

ZeeToo posted:

Kale the Super


Kale is 3/4ths dragon, 3/16ths hedgehog, 3/64ths echidna, 3/256ths Saiyajin, 3/1024ths Gundam and 1/1024th mermaid, with a power level of 6,440,002 in his base state, which is also his lucky number which he used to win the lottery on hsi eiteenth birdthday. Using anceint sorcery, his parents fused the dragon balls with the chaos emerelds, making the DARK CHAOS DRAGON JEWELS.

Now, his story might be interesting, but what's really important is the detailed backstories of all of his ancestors for ten generations back, which I'll be posting one a day for the next six years. (Here's a sneak preview--neither of his parents are full dragons, but one doens't noe that!!)

Kale's Fighting Powers:
- Kamehameha
- chaos control
- mega dragon form
- super Saiya-Jin 1
- super saiya-Jin 2
- mega dragon saiyajin form
- omnislash
- wolf form
- Black chaos burst
- Energy sword
- fast punches
- MORE TO COME!!

Mehuyael posted:



Sails The Fox

Sails is the son of Sonic and Tails (as an explanation for how this transpired check my fanfic, 'A Tailsformative Morning') who inherited Sonic's speed and heroism along with Tails technical know-how and also heroism. He's a pirate who sails the seas (and the skies after the events of my fanfic, 'Sails of Arcadia') of Mobius on board his AIRship The Whirlpool Mk X, fighting the Egg Empire to protect the animal denizens. His crew tends to change a lot, but always at his side are Tonic The Hedgehog the herbalist and Crackles The Skeletal Echidna.

His nemesis/love interest is Emmy the Hedgehog. She first appears in my fanfic, 'The Emerald Ship', where she is a very beautiful pirate captain who likes to board merchant vessels and rob them of everything they own, thus breaking the #1 Rule of the Pirate Code. But as time goes on her relationship with Sails develops until reaching the climax in my fanfic, 'A Tsunami of Emotions'.

They have 3 children together, Rails The Fox (the oldest), Phonic The Hedgehog, and Julie (the youngest). You can read about them in my fanfic, 'A Family on the High Seas'.

SelenicMartian posted:

Fukkit the Sloth

No image because no one has ever seen him and realised it wasn't a mossy branch.

Friends: Food.
Enemies: No food.
Special powers: Incredibly slow. What Sonic is to speed, Fukkit is to staying immobile.
Strengths: Has no perception of time outside of belly rumbling. That time line where Iblis unleashed the fires of hell on the planet was merely a warm evening.
Weaknesses: Food.

Fukkit was in the right place and at the right time to stop every evil plan in history but was systematically too absorbed with food, thus giving the heroes a chance to be heroes.

Ometeotl posted:



Malice the Hedgedragon

Malice was born centuries ago in the same magic ritual that created the Chaos Emeralds. However, he only existed as an energy being until he possessed an anti-hero dragon that was really into heavy metal back in those ancient days. Every year he grew stronger and stronger until he was so totally powerful he was able to merge himself with the ancestor of superpowered hedgehogs, thus becoming the superevil but superawesome being known as Malice the Hedgedragon.

Friends: No one
Enemies: Everyone
Special powers: Everything, flight, fire breath, immortality, ability to destroy the world at a moment's notice, everything
Weaknesses: None, water
Likes: Heavy metal, killing, blood
Dislikes: Everything else, happiness

Camel Pimp posted:



Sonic the Actually a Hedgehog

Powers: Can use quills to defend itself, rolling into a ball, disappointing little Timmy when he realizes what hedgehogs actually are
Bio: It's a hedgehog. It eats insects. It barfed on Timmy's bed once.
Likes: Chicken, crickets, Timmy's mom
Dislikes: Timmy

Simsmagic posted:

So I came prepared for this challenge because I made parody characters years ago:


This is Team Awesome, who hail from Not Hole Village and defeat the evil Dr. House using the power of teamwork and whatever the gently caress I don't really care. What's important, however, is that I made five really awful games about them, because I had a lot more spare time in 2011 compared to now.

Cheez posted:

This doesn't count for the contest given the rules, but I couldn't resist doing it anyway. This one can be just for fun. God knows how badly someone needed to do something for fun in this thread.



Hedgehog the Sonic

hedgehog was just an ordinary sonic when sonic and his friends went to sonic after defeating iblis and the other bad guy i forget his name anyway sonic brought the chaos emeralds to the party and the power from the emeralds brought the sonic to life now it has a new identity and it helps sonic and his friends have food and also it can time travel and wants to wipe out the sonic 2006 timeline but it will need the help of his friend sonic and his friends to succeed

powers: make cheap food, time travel, alive
weakness: health inspections, fire, no customers
likes: customers, sonic, chaos emeralds
dislikes: closing down, health inspectors, taxes, mcdonalds, burger king, wendy's, the others
secrets: hedgehog the sonic is owned by eggman but nobody knows yet and it hopes nobody will find out because they will trust it less


Yes, the grammar is on purpose. It wouldn't seem right otherwise.

Mad Lupine posted:

Sweet LP guys. Throwing my hat in for the contest. Hopefully it isn't too late.



Pantalones The Hedgehog

The only male hedgehog to actually wear pants in the sonic universe. He is very shy and withdrawn but actually secretly hates all the other dude hedgehogs for not wearing pants. The fact that all the girls seem to be wearing some sort of bottoms makes all the male hedgehogs creepier. His pants give him the super power of shame. Also resents Sonic cause everyone thinks he's copying Sonic when he was the first one ever to wear red shoeS IT WAS SONIC WHO COPIED HIM gently caress YOU PUT ON SOME PANTS!!!1

Fredrik1 posted:



Jeremy the Mechhog (c)

Jeremy the Mechhog (c) is a hedgehog who lives in the future, he is the best battle mech pilot in the entire inner sphere and his mech can run faster than Sonic AND shoot missiles and lasers, something that Sonic can't. Sometimes Jeremy just likes to relax and watch the sonic cartoon (SatAM) on TV because it's the best.

His other interests are video games and anime.

He also has a cat.



(I did this before reading the rules, so I am not sure if he might be a robot or an eggman, think I have all the upgrades anyway.)







nendymion posted:

So M & Ms have driven you to this has it?

Basically. I think I can safely say this is much better than M&M's Shell Shocked.

For anyone curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkEAPxB75jY&index=1&list=PL0N_lkfOaK6f2fniqKOlNPH7FkMzNL-BX


sunsweet posted:

Uh, please don't talk over the beautifully rendered cutscenes, please.

I am sorry for ruining the art :(

(There is actually a reason we are talking over them so much that will be revealed later.)

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Nov 9, 2014

Bacchante
May 2, 2012

Friends don't let friends do sarcasm.
... You've played this game more than once? And survived? Dear Gods... What ARE you?

Bible Ian Black
Jul 16, 2009

I'M THE GUY
WHO SUCKS

PLUS I GOT
DEPRESSION
Uhhh it'll be nice to see this tackled by someone with experience? But I don't know that's necessarily a good thing yet.

Lord Ephraim
Feb 22, 2008

That's one way to get ahead in life, but nothing beats an axe to the face.
I want to see someone tackle the Very Hard DLC stages.

Billiards from Hell on Very Hard difficulty? :getin:

Kemix
Dec 1, 2013

Because change

Bacchante posted:

... You've played this game more than once? And survived? Dear Gods... What ARE you?

A demi-god from the ethereal plane of chaos, madness and death. And to be honest? WHO CARES ABOUT THE CUT SCENES IN THIS GAME!? It's sonic 06. Find a different person to watch play the game if you don't like it.

Kemix fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Aug 11, 2014

Dr. Buttass
Aug 12, 2013

AWFUL SOMETHING

Lord Ephraim posted:

I want to see someone tackle the Very Hard DLC stages.

Billiards from Hell on Very Hard difficulty? :getin:

ALL GLORY TO THE CACTUS KING

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"

Kemix posted:

A demi-god from the ethereal plane of chaos, madness and death. And to be honest? WHO CARES ABOUT THE CUT SCENES IN THIS GAME!? It's sonic 06. Find a different person to watch play the game if you don't like it.

I was kidding; this game sucks and the cutscenes are all terrible. There's so many things wrong with this game that I don't know how MassRafTer is going to cover them all.

sunsweet fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Aug 11, 2014

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Please tell me you're going to show off some of those gems with Sonic, they range from pretty overpowered to hilariously overpowered since they forgot to make his magic meter deplete.

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



This game's biggest sin is not the story, the physics or even the bugs; it's the design of Eggman.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

As a wrestling fan, I look forward to poo poo. Looking forward to even more poo poo here.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

This is Sonic as it was always intended to be.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lord Ephraim posted:

I want to see someone tackle the Very Hard DLC stages.

Billiards from Hell on Very Hard difficulty? :getin:

I haven't played the DLC before but I'm going to give it a go. I hate those loving balls.


ManlyGrunting posted:

Please tell me you're going to show off some of those gems with Sonic, they range from pretty overpowered to hilariously overpowered since they forgot to make his magic meter deplete.

I plan to, as well as showing some of the hilarious powers Silver gets when you skip one of his upgrades.

As for people wondering why I am doing this, as anyone who knows me knows, I have really bad taste.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

It takes a particular frame of mind to withstand the horror that is Sonic '06 and live to tell the tale.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
"We just met, I have no idea what the gently caress you are apart from an abomination of nature but I'm sure you'll rescue me!"

Okay, so we all know the game is terrible but that plot is retarded even by Sonic standards. And that's pretty low.

Also, the fact Sonic apparently has one eye that goes to both sides of his head freaks me out.

frozentreasure
Nov 13, 2012

~

anilEhilated posted:

Okay, so we all know the game is terrible but that plot is retarded even by Sonic standards. And that's pretty low.

That's not really the plot, though. The plot is "If you ever shed a single tear, even once, for the rest of your life, all of space and time will be destroyed."

Which is significantly more insane.

EDIT: Also in Sonic Heroes, Eggman had an entire fleet of Egg Carriers. So this one is probably the Egg Carrier LXIX or something.

frozentreasure fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Aug 11, 2014

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?
Its always good to know that the fate of world rests on someone never deciding they want some fresh chopped onions for their chile dog.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!


UPDATE TIME!

Sonic and Tails head back to the city to save Elise, fight Eggman's robots, talk to street performers and shop!

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHmaHjXHbLI



frozentreasure posted:

That's not really the plot, though. The plot is "If you ever shed a single tear, even once, for the rest of your life, all of space and time will be destroyed."

Which is significantly more insane.

EDIT: Also in Sonic Heroes, Eggman had an entire fleet of Egg Carriers. So this one is probably the Egg Carrier LXIX or something.

That's a lot of eggs.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

frozentreasure posted:

That's not really the plot, though. The plot is "If you ever shed a single tear, even once, for the rest of your life, all of space and time will be destroyed."

Which is significantly more insane.

EDIT: Also in Sonic Heroes, Eggman had an entire fleet of Egg Carriers. So this one is probably the Egg Carrier LXIX or something.

Whoa, there! You ought to spoiler that reveal, partner! :clint:

(actually I don't give a crap.)

SWMadness
Jul 16, 2011

Excellent.

The Steak Justice posted:

Uhhh it'll be nice to see this tackled by someone with experience? But I don't know that's necessarily a good thing yet.

It can be, someone did a speed run of Sonic and Silver's story during an Awesome Games Done Quick stream earlier this year and showed how you can beat both of them in about half an hour combined. :v:

Bible Ian Black
Jul 16, 2009

I'M THE GUY
WHO SUCKS

PLUS I GOT
DEPRESSION
sonicboom737 would really appreciate if you'd subscribe back. Apparently that was something that belonged in a comment on this update.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





paradoxGentleman posted:

It takes a particular frame of mind to withstand the horror that is Sonic '06 and live to tell the tale.

MRT has survived TNA's weekly PPVs. This should be nothing.

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!

Ometeotl posted:

This game's biggest sin is not the story, the physics or even the bugs; it's the design of Eggman.

I'm probably in the minority, but actually thought Eggman's design in this game was pretty cool.

Especially the designs for his robots.

frozentreasure posted:

That's not really the plot, though. The plot is "If you ever shed a single tear, even once, for the rest of your life, all of space and time will be destroyed."

Which is significantly more insane.

Especially considering the first thing she heard after getting that bit of information was that her father died and she had to rule the kingdom by herself.

And she got that information at, like, age 6. :v:

Blueberry Pancakes fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Aug 12, 2014

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

The Steak Justice posted:

sonicboom737 would really appreciate if you'd subscribe back. Apparently that was something that belonged in a comment on this update.

Jeez I don't want to be rude.

SirPhoebos posted:

Whoa, there! You ought to spoiler that reveal, partner! :clint:

(actually I don't give a crap.)


Since I didn't post about it in the OP, in case anyone didn't guess: talk about any spoilers you want, it is Sonic 06.

Kemix
Dec 1, 2013

Because change
Spoiler: Sonic kills everybody. The end.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
The first video actually made this look like a fairly decent game, the game looks fine when it's being played perfectly. Then I watched the bonus video and remembered that yup, Sonic 06 is a piece of poo poo.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Why do people like Sonic?

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
He was in an ok game 20 years ago.

Shoeless
Sep 2, 2011
This is the best thing to wake up and find. Good luck and god speed MRT.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

oatgan posted:

Why do people like Sonic?

We wish we had friends so we live through Sonic and his many friends.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

oatgan posted:

Why do people like Sonic?

Autism

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





oatgan posted:

Why do people like Sonic?

In the early 90s some kids were unfortunate enough to get a Genesis for Christmas instead of a Nintendo console so they desperately clung to the only half-way decent game the system had.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
Eh, I can get the love for 2D Sonics. What I don't understand was how the idea of putting an absurd cartoon animal into "serious" storylines didn't immediately strike anyone out as completely idiotic. Well, until this game finally broke it to everyone, anyway.

SWMadness
Jul 16, 2011

Excellent.

anilEhilated posted:

Eh, I can get the love for 2D Sonics. What I don't understand was how the idea of putting an absurd cartoon animal into "serious" storylines didn't immediately strike anyone out as completely idiotic. Well, until this game finally broke it to everyone, anyway.

Well when you're a kid playing through Sonic Adventure and SAB2 it somehow absurdly works and you take it seriously because you're a dumb kid and you don't know any better.

Then Sonic Heroes came out and I couldn't make any excuses for that. The magic was over. :smith:

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


SWMadness posted:

Well when you're a kid playing through Sonic Adventure and SAB2 it somehow absurdly works and you take it seriously because you're a dumb kid and you don't know any better.

Then Sonic Heroes came out and I couldn't make any excuses for that. The magic was over. :smith:

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle being my introduction to the series, it worked because hits that nice point between where you're still into the really cute kiddy stuff of talking animals and the gritty hardcore edgey teenage things.

Shadow was legitimately cool to me in middle school.

Also, chao raising.:kimchi:

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

oatgan posted:

Why do people like Sonic?
I'd put it down to good character design* tied into really effective marketing, and the fact that many people will put up with a lot of glitchiness and questionable decisions if they like the core concept of a game enough (see: most games by Firaxis, Paradox, Bethesda, etc.)

Personally, my favourite thing about the series is the music - it's maybe the one thing about the series that's stayed consistently good throughout, from Masato Nakamura working out how to get the most out of that Yamaha sound chip through Jun Senoue's cheesy (but usually in a good way) J-rock to Tomoya Ohtani's high-speed classical music.

* It sounds silly now, but Sonic was pretty much one of the first videogame characters designed after graphics had got good enough that character design was about more than just functionality. Mario is who he is because the hat and moustache made for clear features without having to bother with a mouth and hair, and the overalls allowed clear distinction between his arms and his torso so that you could make decent animations. Sonic is who he is because a fast moving blue hedgehog eco-warrior with attitude tested really well with focus groups. And it worked.

Paul.Power fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Aug 12, 2014

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The 2D Sonics on top of looking good felt different as a kid because of all of the branching paths and of course the speed. I didn't own a Genesis until the end of the 16 bit era so I'd just play the first few levels of Sonic 2 when Sonic was big and thought "Wow, fun." Then I'd get later in the game and the water sections or the slower platforming sections made me go "ehh" and we'd play something else at Genesis friend's house.

I do think Sonic Adventure was for its time a good, fun game. The storyline is really silly, but it felt silly and fun rather than whatever the hell Sonic 06 is. Art?

Plus Sonic has SOAP shoes, he can grind on rails, that's so cool!!!

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Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

MassRafTer posted:

The 2D Sonics on top of looking good felt different as a kid because of all of the branching paths and of course the speed. I didn't own a Genesis until the end of the 16 bit era so I'd just play the first few levels of Sonic 2 when Sonic was big and thought "Wow, fun." Then I'd get later in the game and the water sections or the slower platforming sections made me go "ehh" and we'd play something else at Genesis friend's house.

I do think Sonic Adventure was for its time a good, fun game. The storyline is really silly, but it felt silly and fun rather than whatever the hell Sonic 06 is. Art?

Plus Sonic has SOAP shoes, he can grind on rails, that's so cool!!!
Oh yeah, there's plenty of other reasons to enjoy the games too (things like loop-de-loops and half-pipes seem like they must have been really impressive bits of collision detection and physics programming), I was just trying to break down the big reasons without rose-tinting them.

I do like Sonic Adventure (hell, I enjoy the Big levels, what is wrong with me), and as silly and fun as it is I also feel like it's the one time they managed to do a good job of something serious - that is, E-102 Gamma's story.

Paul.Power fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Aug 12, 2014

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