Puppy Galaxy posted:

This isn't funny

Volume posted:

kalstrams posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYs7AGYrj0

NLJP posted:

That is slavpunk as hell

many johnnys posted:

From the rio olympics thread:

RandomFerret posted:

I didn't think I'd ever have to make this post, but Edvard Munch's The Scream is not an anime.

sneakyfrog posted:

i love this stupid place.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

oh dope posted:

The only goat I've ever encountered that wasn't in a petting zoo was on a farm in Texas. It chased and attempted to murder every small child it saw, and when it had scared them all into the house, it stood triumphant on the big trampoline in the backyard and pissed into its own mouth.

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Sir Lemming posted:

D-Pad posted:

It is an SA quote, and there was a 2nd one done later (maybe by a different person) about Strom Thurmond's death that had a similar style.

quote:

This week the shriveled husk of million term United States Senator and malevolent lich Jesse Helms was sealed in a bleak crypt deep beneath the sands of his native Stygia, North Carolina. Flowers placed on his grave by grieving shitheads withered and died within seconds.

Helms, known to friends and slaves alike as an unredeemed racist, was famous in the Senate for his passionate defense of segregation, opposition to the civil and voting rights acts, and his black crusade against the sun and all things which draw life from it.

As one of the first conservative talk radio hosts of the 1960’s Helms pioneered the technique of getting poor stupid whites to vote against their own interests by tricking them into hulking the gently caress out over black people, immigrants, and the betrayal of the Confederacy by jews, liberals, and the hated abstract concept of literacy. He went on to parley his repulsive backwoods celebrity with the curbstomp set into a long career in government where he played a prominent role in the unbelievably vicious and petty dixiecrat movement. His leadership resulted in a fundamental realignment of the American domestic political scene over the question of just how much we should hate niggers (”A whole lot”, contended Helms).

Long considered a strong contender for “worst person in the entire world” Helms in his declining years began to find that limited title constraining. Last summer recess he gathered together all the educated mulattos and wizened negro shaman from the swamps and dungeons of his grim feudal demesne and began a search for the blackest of black tomes, arts, and metal. That search culminated last week in his ascension to lichdom with the completion of a vile phylactery in the form of a fat lipped bejeweled bone sambo, pulsating with false life and the rhythm of hot jungle beats. His triumph over death itself coincides with a departure from this plane of existence for the astral realms, where he will spend the next thousand years pursuing recognition as the “worst person in the entire metaverse.”

Here on Earth Helms will be remembered as a southern gentleman, a family man, and the kind of guy that’ll eventually turn out to have dozens of child sized skeletons buried in his yard and whose family members when interviewed will say they thought he just liked collecting tiny shoes.

Tags: lichcraft, niggers

Captain Monkey posted:

Because neither one will ever take off.

EorayMel posted:

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Caro emerging live from the wastelands after half a decade of being presumed dead was surreal. It’s like whoever was writing for reality that week wanted to make sure his name is at the top of the list when a permanent position opens up.

Peanut Butler posted:

quarantine hollerin in the internet nursing home

alexandriao posted:

I'm around a fair lot of gen-Z-ers, I've absorbed their sense of humor. I found it funny, figured some people here might, posted it. I dunno how that equals that I must be evading a block. (Unless you're talking about the derails? At least one of which wasn't even started by me, everyone latched on to my comment while weirdly ignoring the one I was replying to )

Next time I'll just post in the memes and macros thread

Super Soaker Party! posted:

Weird, I didn't see a star by your name

tokyo reject posted:

salmon caesars tonight and freezing the rest

Fenris13 posted:

I am happy to see you are practicing social fishtancing.

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/Lwowwy/status/1252610662171398144

Pastry of the Year posted:

the existence of a PYF subforum implies the existence of a PYF domforum

...members only

Field Mousepad posted:

My body is ready.

I want gently caress

Somfin posted:

mod is dom spelled backward

JonathonSpectre posted:

"I love my granddaughter Kayla SOOOOO much, she's the most important thing in my life by far. Also, the climate has ALWAYS been changing! So what if there's no winter, or oceans! Did I mention how much I love my family and my granddaughter? They're so important! Not important enough for me to engage in the slightest bit of critical thought or introspection, though! It was cold outside yesterday anyway! Oh I love you guys so much. You're so important to me. What's that, stop voting for the people destroying your future? Well, honey, let's not get too worked up now... did you know the climate has always been changing?"

Join me in praying, every day, for the Boomer Flu of 2019-2020. This might be our last chance. Come on biology. Come on evolution.

Carthag Tuek posted:

It doesn't.

Platystemon posted:

Plan Z posted:

Being able to nap as a kid must have been rad. My mother hated the idea of people sleeping, and would wake anyone up if she was up. She chilled out on it a few years ago after she passed out in public from sleep deprivation. It turns out a woman she knew from church who was a "nurse" (actually just answered phones) told her that "Nobody actually needs sleep" and no attempts to convince her otherwise, even from a doctor, could change her mind.

Plan Z posted:

I used to tell these stories like "Aren't WASP Boomers just the wackiest?" but lately when I talk to people about them, I get a pretty unfamiliar perspective about my family life.

EDIT: Nice coincidence going on is that I'm typing this while visiting my parent's house. My diabetic father is starting to nod off and she's in the kitchen passive-aggressively slamming cabinets and rattling dishes to keep him awake.

Super Waffle posted:

My Lovely Horse posted:

What's the heraldic description of a man attempting to hide an erection by imitating a cat?

e: his own

e2: erection, that is

EorayMel posted:

Captain Hygiene posted:

I like my trucks well done, with ketchup

Antigravitas posted:

For real though, metal has been kicking rear end lately.

mobby_6kl posted:

Not numetal though, that always sucked and is not true metal

Randaconda posted:

The worst part is the two most popular genres of rock after that, emo and indie, were both significantly worse than numetal

Field Mousepad posted:

System of a Down is ok. The rest can eat taints

Cocaine Bear posted:

We should talk about this for a long loooooong time.

Woebin posted:

CUT THIS THREAD INTO DERAILS
IS THIS GROUNDS FOR REPORT?
FUNNY PICTURES, NO ESSAYS
DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHAT YOUR FAVORITE BAND IS

Captain Hygiene posted:

Grounded for mod mom sass

EorayMel posted:

Also I realized if I was doing funny forum quote archeology in the same era as most of these funny forum quotes were made in I probably would be banned for being a gimmick

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dm6ZoWC.mp4

has sound

mind the walrus posted:

Lady is genuinely lucky to be alive.

dee eight posted:

i beg to differ, this is the year 2020 after all

Kenning posted:

Good news everyone:



Gavin Newsom will gently caress your wife.

Chomp8645 posted:

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it!

The Glumslinger posted:

Prima Nocta, but for cop's wives and GFs

luminalflux posted:

Cuck the police

Spazzle posted:

In 30 years jerry brown will rule the state again. We will dimly remember he had previously ruled. It has always been thus.

Still Dismal posted:

Yeah, Jerry cannot die, but the price of this immortality is that he must always remain involved in California politics.

The Cubelodyte posted:

We could and have done a lot worse.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If your state's politician with a phylactery is Jerry Brown you're doing pretty good, all things considered.

Wicked Them Beats posted:

What if Jerry Brown is Feinstein's phylactery

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Fuuuuuuck

CopperHound posted:

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

That kid emotes so well, I am almost convinced he actually killed his deck mate.

Edit: Not Jerry “The Unburied” Brown; the little kid who didn’t show up in the quote.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Once again it is time to proselytize for my belief that people can technically be referred to as "bone calzones"