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purple death ray posted:its kind of like how we can laugh at britain being 'knifecrime island' while in america we are designing our schools into counterstrike maps rather than curtail firearms in any way. we're consistently dumb and hypocritical is what I am saying But what you can’t do is model a school in Counter-Strike
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food court bailiff posted:Scott Adams is a moron for a lot of reasons and he does hold a lot of genuinely stupid beliefs but I'll still never get sick of goons tripping over themselves to prove that they don't understand what a thought experiment is and claim stuff like "dilbert man doesn't believe in gravity LOL". I hate you for making me look this up. [page 238 is an illustration] So that’s the main text of the theory. Now let’s back up a few pages. Now watch him handwave objections in the second edition. Does he truly believe his expanding world theory? • He lists gravity as an assumption about reality. • A few lines later, he says he has “doubts about reality”. • He doesn’t accept any of the counterexamples to his theory readers sent in. • He doesn’t mind if people think he believe in his theory. In conclusion, I don’t think it can be said that he doesn’t believe in it. LIBERTARIAN BONUS ROUND Is this just a thought experiment?
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2019 10:00 |
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Vasudus posted:got into a low intensity pissing contest today with the six shop McNally posted:Who the gently caress buys 10k worth of girlfriend experience prostitutes GFE is “government‐furnished equipment
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 04:46 |
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 11:39 |
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Uranium posted:“This sham trial is the sort of thing you’d find in a banana republic, I’d know,”
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 10:01 |
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Krankenstyle posted:the therapeutical index i think its called is different from tolerance. The therapeutic index is something else. It’s just the ratio of the deadly dose to the effective dose. If a drug has a TI of ten and the doctor says take one pill, downing ten will kill you, medical intervention notwithstanding.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 10:34 |
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Platystemon posted:https://twitter.com/sarahmei/status/1079021881498320896 A Man With A Plan posted:Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend?
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 15:27 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’m pretty sure this is the first time in ten years I was quoted in the quotes thread in a “not teeing someone up” context and it feels weirdly good. Burt Sexual posted:Yeah? Well I’ve been quoted dozens, maybe hundreds, of times.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 15:35 |
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theflyingorc posted:does anyone have the quote about orangutans/gorillas/chimps, about if you drop a screwdriver into their enclosure? the guy was quoting his girlfriend who is a vet Syd Midnight posted:ya, dunno who wrote it tho Sagebrush’s paraphrase, take your pick. Sagebrush posted:there's a good quote (maybe in this thread!) from a primate researcher who's like
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 13:30 |
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Redneck nazgul explained why the PPJ operation was hilariously inept and I didn’t see it quoted in any of the funny threads so I’m linking it. I’m not quoting it here because it’s long, not funny, and it’s in a locked thread so I’d have to reformat it. e: Small correction: making the first bullet point of things wrong with the operation “1. We used a goon.” is a little funny. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 10:01 on Jan 8, 2020 |
# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 09:58 |
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The Photoshops are funny, but this, this has me dying:Probably Magic posted:A few months ago I told C-SPAM I was not alt-right. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not. As the Tower board reported, what began as a strategic opening to alt-right discord deteriorated, in its implementation, into me posting Nazi poo poo. This runs counter to my own beliefs, to administration policy, and to the original strategy we had in mind.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 10:21 |
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ArfJason posted:ppj making the proper german hand sign for the number 3 and ultimately befriending hans landa and having a great time lol
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 13:39 |
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purple death ray posted:Thanks, it's exactly as stupid as I thought it was. Anybody got the discord screenshots? This is the callout thread. Screenshots in the OP. PPJ posted some of his own as he goes out in a blaze. There are more hiding in the currently open threads in C-SPAM and GBS. Note that there are two very different threads with the same title of “Hello, posters of cspam.”
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 15:20 |
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space uncle posted:I can barely tell what’s going on also but from some of the threads quoted above: The whole operation was revealed by the mods when they used PPJ’s status as a mole in an attempt to shut down the ridiculous claim he was a Nazi. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3909720&pagenumber=20&perpage=40#post501442936 e: Earlier mention; mods merely confirmed. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 16:24 on Jan 8, 2020 |
# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 15:30 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Who the hell is PPJ? “Party Plane Jones”, former moderator of Debate & Discussion, with emphasis in the U.S. Politics thread.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 15:39 |
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oldpainless posted:Fine fine I’ll do it More like “oldunscrupulous”.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 15:47 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'm told elsewhere that the Nazi fucks also knew the entire time and were just feeding him bullshit all along, but who knows how true that is He used his own name on their Discord channel. Capri Sun Tzu posted:Hey Jones. We knew who you were when you joined, we just posted with you in good faith because that's how we do.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 16:37 |
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Imagine if Goonfleet had opsec as bad as this.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 17:10 |
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Captain Monkey posted:The only good gimmicks have been cumshitter, oldgimmickless, and tobleronetriangular.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 07:50 |
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jesus WEP posted:maybe people should do that old joke less More like “old humourless”.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 13:17 |
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meat sweats posted:two things I was promised as a child in the early 90s that we don't have: Achmed Jones posted:six-sided dice already exists
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 10:54 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I went and checked out of curiosity, and someone got their "change my username to this" wish granted lmao Their old username is “Labes for days”, in case anyone was wondering.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 06:57 |
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The problem is the presumptions YOU put into my post. I’m vomiting meaningless symbols onto the page. It’s not my fault if you take this to be English text.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 02:41 |
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I was thinking that the chair was involved in a transporter accident.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 03:31 |
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Martin Sheen has a similar thing. He has limited range of motion in his left arm, so he puts on jackets in an unusual way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOhDvz7ETC8
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 04:50 |
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Outrail posted:Can you explain this for the non trekie/furniture candle enthusiasts? Splicer posted:Attempting the chair sitting maneuver he is well known for would set his genitals on fire. Many people do not like having their genitals set on fire due to the associated pain and injury. The joke presumes Riker/Frakes also does not want to have his genitals set on fire. The gif shows Riker/Frakes running away. In context, it is implied he is running away from the chair. It is implied he is running away because he is scared that should he swing his legs over the chair he will be injured as described above. The humour comes from the piecing together of disparate pieces of information and cultural references to reach an unexpected conclusion and is enhanced by the exaggerated nature of the depicted response.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 14:23 |
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:i dont get it Elviscat posted:He isn't running after the other crew member, he's observing an anomalous/dangerous situation unfolding onboard the Enterprise, that requires a rapid retirement from the area, as the ship's Executive Officer Riker is the second-highest ranking member of the crew after the Captain, and often in charge of on-scene damage control, because of his position he likely feels morally and ethically obligated to ensure the safety of the crewmember in yellow (a junior engineering rating) so he's warning the crewmember of the dangerous/anomalous situation developing behind them, which the junior person had not yet observed, and encouraging them to flee as well. A more junior officer might not feel the same obligation, and might ignore his fellow crewmember or say something like "don't worry about why I'm running away, everything is normal.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 04:46 |
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Yeah those descriptions are rather graphic.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 03:31 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:once you get under 1% you just use basis points. animist posted:the BAC increased 3 points today, stirring fears of a lapsed recovery after a shaky summer
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 07:26 |
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My bold:Bust Rodd posted:Forum: RSF Subforum
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 10:35 |
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BREAKING COMEDY FORUMS MODERATOR RECEIVES PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 03:39 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I mean, it's worth giving a shot. Nobody post anything that isn't a quote of someone else's good post.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 22:39 |
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twoday posted:this might be a bit too dark Cybernetic Vermin posted:Not that dark as such, but harping on and on about Epstein is such a popular nazi pasttime that I don't think it'll stay funny for all that long. Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Are you lurking in nazi spaces and seeing this? Might have a job for you...
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 23:31 |
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quote:Just put your own contribution to the thread in quotes so that that happens automatically.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 03:23 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Repudiate? GAINSAY
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 07:25 |
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Now I will always know these artefacts are there. For comparison, a smooth gradient:
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 07:43 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Platystemon, you would not judge me for getting lazy on that gradient had you seen me spend an hour editing the A in APPEND pixel by pixel to try to match the non-homebrew letters You’re doing this as pixel art? I was going to ask you what the typeface was. There’s no reason the button can’t be wider, right? Here it is in Arial Condensed Bold. It’s hard to identify fonts when they’re seven pixels tall, but it’s close. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 09:05 on Feb 15, 2020 |
# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 08:53 |
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The edit button could be “fard”.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 23:13 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Make the quote button say "Quote" and the post button say "Post," because that would be extremely funny and hilarious. “Reply” and “Post” swap. “Quote” and “Edit” swap. “Submit” and “Preview” swap.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 23:43 |
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“Spared no expense” is ironic. Hammond cut corners everywhere. It’s more explicit in the book.
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