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many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Panfilo posted:

So women have some sensory organ that detects virginity in guys?

Yeah, but they can only use it once for each guy

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many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Chomp8645 posted:

I'm the friend who connected an 18 year old woman with a 28 year old depressed fat man.

It's been a year, so 27 year old man with a 17 year old girl

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Regulation Size posted:

aww poo poo, I meant to post this:

30/m with 29/f for 1 month - Her dog is licking me during sex

It's me out the dog: is an acceptable condition to apply to sex

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

lohli posted:

I just think it's more nuanced than only one party being a bad actor :shrug:

My [23M] prisoner [22F] is behaving irrationally - what to do?

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

lohli posted:

I agree to an extent, but I can empathise with someone not wanting someone they care about to run off and self-harm, and he certainly goofed at the start.

She was just leaving when he held the door so she couldn't get out, she was just packing a bag when he blocked her in, she was just calling for help when he took her phone, and she was just trying to get through him and get out when he pinned her down and held her prisoner.

You're a peach.

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

cumshitter posted:

imv driving durnk right now loll

Don't fiddle with your phone while driving

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Moridin920 posted:

Yeah but he is spending the money and immediately reimbursing her with cash. I do this with my SO and my friends all the time it's not that big a deal. She's not out any money of her own at all; he just wants to use the card to make an online purchase.

He's not like asking to borrow it or anything. Her own reasoning is "well I don't think he should be making that purchase because he is unemployed at the moment."

He didn't ask, and he's spending money they can't afford. It's not even close to the same.

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

purple death ray posted:

Are you a slow burn Dare rereg or what

My guess is a long-unnoticed spoonful of bromide rereg.

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

ArbitraryC posted:

Also there were a couple choice comments from the OP that made this lady seem even more awful:

Lmao

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

I brought bolt-cutters in order to get into my boyfriend's roommates' supply of ding dongs

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

The sooner he accepts that his sister is a loser, the better. He cares about her, but he definitely know it to be true. She's even nice enough to try to be super pleasant with her, instead of rolling her eyes and treating her like That Kid. The wife is good and he should learn to be able to talk candidly about his sister.

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

My father in law is a loser and when we're with friends and taking about our families I'll even say as such, but sometimes she beats me to it and throws in adjectives like "pathetic" and I'm like "Whoa. Harsh, but fair."

many johnnys
May 17, 2015


Haha

many johnnys
May 17, 2015


Lmao, you are extremely good now

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Tiny Deer posted:

What, it's NBD, just a little attempted murder between family

I wouldn't call it attempted murder (even if she could have died) but I'd still definitely call it an assault

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

If dude keeps up with the spermjacking accusations and calling her a liar about her IUD, sounds like his problem will solve itself

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Bubblyblubber posted:

Maybe if I post a mad fatty you fatsos will stop with the dumpy derail

My older sister[24f] hates me[21m] for making my younger sister[18f] pretty and healthy Non-Romantic

I appreciate your attempt

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Me [20F] with my roommate [21M] gave me an ultimatum, is the answer black & white.


:goleft:

Post it to Facebook, and tag him in it

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

CharlestheHammer posted:

The dude also has issues with over sharing for attention.

That's like all the most prolific posted in this thread

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

powerful sex moves posted:

How 'bout don't marry the kind of woman who demands an expensive ring?

Solved it

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

maskenfreiheit posted:

Cheating on your partner isn't abuse.

Calling everything under the sun that is a lovely behavior "abuse" cheapens that label.

I much prefer his post right before comparing hanging out with a cheater to the production of child pornography, yes very reasonable.

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Bubblyblubber posted:


WHY NICK? WHY ONE OF THOSE BLACKS? HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR OWN BROTHER????

Wow, tell him he's being dishonorably discharged from the family and then let him rot..

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

My [23F] Boyfriend [22M] has friends who are girls

I like how half his friends are girls, like he's got a balanced roster of friends and chicky can't handle it

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Psycho Society posted:

This is also why couples should never adopt dogs. One person or other needs to take responsibility for raising an animal

drat, I was hoping to get a dog one day but I'm married and we have a house and it would be wrong to adopt a dog, because I have a wife. So many families making a horrible selfish decision, adopting cool doggies in need of a home

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Yawgmoth posted:

I've never met a person named Jackson who wasn't an insufferable piece of poo poo

Pnurtis "49 cent" Jackson

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

ravenkult posted:

My theory is that Pick is actually one of those friendzone dudes but in reverse. It all fits, the unwanted gifts, the unwanted romantic advances, the not wanting to hang out more than once a week. It's perfect.

Yeah, you always hear from women about those aggressively creepy guys who are pushy and won't take no for an answer. The gal doesn't want to force a confrontation because he's giving off unstable vibes and she has no idea what he'll do, so she tries to detach as safely as possible. Turning him down all the time when he invites her out hoping he'll get the hint. Refusing his gifts and telling him to stop buying her things, which he disregards and keeps doing it. Has to find a way out when he gets her alone and propositions her for sex.

Even worse if she's got a disability, cuz then you've got him treating her like he's doing her a favor for even considering her that way. It's downright predatory and can really mess with your head.

I feel bad for the Hugh, especially since it doesn't sound like he has very many friends who can make his gender-flipped stalker take the hint and back off.

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Pick posted:

But was that recent picture of him, him laughing on the inside? Or just on the outside where I could rarely if ever make him laugh or smile?

He was happy out with his mom and not being weirdly aggressively pressured by someone he is not into who wouldn't take no for an answer. Stop stalking him.

Edit I'm not trying to like be mean or get a "Pick Own" but if you flip the genders it becomes a pretty familiar sounding story and even a bit scary

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Errant Gin Monks posted:

What the gently caress is going on with this story.

When you flip the script and it's a lady who doesn't know how to let down some dude who was a long time friend but now keeps showing her with unwanted attention and unwanted gifts and sexually propositioned​ her and is following her Facebook from afar wondering why she won't give him a chance, it's a familiar story and one we can only hope stops there. I mean yeah the guy should use his words more straightforwardly but that's a pretty common complaint the other way around too (although imo he's been pretty clear with his actions!)

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many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Pick posted:

You're pretty badly overstating how aggressive you think I was. I dated other guys through the time I knew him, only came by during the times he said were good for me to come by, and when he said not to come by any more I didn't.

I suppose I am, I'm just trying to absorb what's been posted about the guy for the past few months and it's hitting familiar notes, apologies if I misread

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