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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Sorry wrong thread!!

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
The earth is shaped like a big dong and I shan't hear differently

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

RFC2324 posted:

my childhood church explained creationism, or the logic that allowed that, as being that satan planted a bunch of very convincing evidence of evolution to trick people. worth noting that it was explained as a silly belief because 7 days obviously wasn't 7 literal days, and once you accept that it makes sense to accept that god guides evolution.

the anti-science religious nuts annoy me so much because there is no need

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist

There. That's all you need to know why people believe this poo poo

EDIT: I will say for the record I'm christian but I absolutely understand why people are leaving religion behind all together when I look at this poo poo

God created a universe of wonder and exploration. If you deny science you deny God's works imo. We're meant to be constantly questioning how the universe works but when we generally agree on a set of principles it's like... Just because the Bible doesn't say that the earth is round doesn't mean it isn't. Evolution and the Big Bang happened. I mean... It's undeniable proof!!

Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jun 7, 2021

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

zgrowler2 posted:

I was on this train until the first time I did acid and now as long as folks decentralize their belief's power structure and chill the gently caress out and don't negatively impact others I don't really care what they believe


This is what I practice and believe too

Believe what you want or don't believe what you want - as long as it doesn't impact me or others I don't give a poo poo

or if you insist you're right because really, no one's right and we're going to find out when we die God is a sentient mass of dark matter and we're forced to post in the TV/IV Star Trek thread for eternity as punishment for our sins, which honestly sounds worse than hell to me

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Workaday Wizard posted:

Religion is a crime against humanity and everyone perpetuating is is a piece of poo poo. gently caress you.

Yesssss 2001 internet is BACK baby!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

SirSamVimes posted:

Is it time for the scheduled self-immolation that all mock threads go through?

It's pretty inevitable tbh

One person comes in guns blazing which causes more to come in and then it's a flood and the thread turns into America except no one gets shot for once

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Caesar Saladin posted:

but what if jesus was anime?

Apparently it exists as both an anime and a manga!

https://myanimelist.net/anime/15775/Saint%E2%98%86Oniisan

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mac and Cheese posted:

reddit thread is back guys

30k+ upvotes, 200+ awards

dunno bout you guys but this seems a little implausible to me, if he was just there for dinner why didn't he just go home? did he want to get caught?
this definitely wasn't a creative writing exercise by a teenage girl btw

God it'd be funny as hell if he went VROOM VROOM as he shifted

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I just started following this thread about a day before it got closed and it seems you guys are going to get it closed immediately again.

You can't be this stupid.

Hi welcome to the SomethingAwful forums are you new here?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
BACON POINTS

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

get me HQ! posted:

i looked into this and honestly i cannot tell the difference, even as a dude who is fairly familiar with the reddit nsfw scene. collegesluts has about 3x as many subscribers and clearer rules (no OF shilling, etc.) as compared to collegeamateurs. i thought maybe one was more OC-focused and one was more about babes who are not necessarily the OP but they both seem to be primarily OC. (i was thinking this might be more of a historical distinction cause reddit in general has shifted a lot more towards OC over the last few years as concerns about revenge porn have grown and OC has become lucrative). It seems to be a mostly different population that posts on each sub (ie it seems like users either consider themselves amateurs or sluts) but the top posts on each sub are both from the type of now-common reddit babe account that posts the same content dozens of times on different subs (for example the top posts of the week on collegeamateurs right now are all from miniloona).

in conclusion a lot of poo poo sucks about reddit and it can be madee fun of endlessly but IT IS STILL THE BEST PLACE ON THE INTERNET TO FIND PORN (other than of leaks it's not great for that!!!) :thumbsup:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Porn is hard as hell to find on the internet so thank God we have Reddit to collate it into one giant site

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

William Bear posted:

Supposedly it also stands for "Hold On for Dear Life", but that just may be a backronym.

I thought it was "hold the drat line"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Honestly Sicily vs ISIS has me dying

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

EL BROMANCE posted:

Feel bad for the dude because having your instruments stolen sucks, but I have to laugh he did the total reddit thing of listing the ages of everyone (not even) involved. Like did he think he'd be queried on how old his mom's husband would be if he didn't include that crucial detail?

I think a lot of the subreddits make you add that information. It's stupid and dumb, much like reddit itself

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

The username was definitely violentacrez. I couldn’t read it as violent acres for some reason until I heard it on the news though, for some reason I could never get the space in the right place.

Didn't he also lose his job and complain he couldn't get another one and have to move back in with his mom? lol owned

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

HEY GUYS THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT

I haven't heard this phrase in years and I hate you making me remember it exists

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

gay for gacha posted:

Would having redditors join SA and moderators probate them to de-condition reddit behavior add something to SA?

Yes let us import the plague so that we may tame the plague

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
At least she's masked up

Safety first

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Hope the OP enjoys prostate cancer

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Chamale posted:

It's not just Russia. A lot of the media is now pushing the idea that "we can't defeat covid, let's learn to live with it" because a) that'll permanently isolate China, since they have in fact defeated covid, and b) work-from-home and the eviction moratorium are hurting the profits of landlord corporations, so they want it to end. It ties in to the idea that you can't trust anything the government says about covid, but you should trust the internet telling you to not wear a mask and eat horse dewormer.

China "defeated COVID" by locking down entire cities, not letting anyone do anything and implementing a regimen that's entirely impossible to replicate anywhere else outside of North Korea

So yes in a technical sense they did defeat COVID for now but it'll be back. It'll never be permanently over. It'll come back. New variants will emerge. We do have to figure out how to live with it, and that includes vaccines, masking and social distancing.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Caesar Saladin posted:

you know what else is a banger? music that isn't from a game you played as a child

Oh ok lemme just pop in my Overwatch CD and blast some tunes as I pwn some noobs in CoD grandpa

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Danaru posted:

It was actually always Froop Loots but The Patriots censored it after 9/11

And yet Tom Brady never answers for his crimes

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Attention short, find what works fast

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Yellow Yoshi posted:

what if the spider bit your hand when you were asleep and you then couldnt play video games any. more

thanks for reading my two setence horror

Ok I know this is spooky season but this filth crosses the line

:mods:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Jestery posted:

"homeless with a bike: cycling" https://www.reddit.com/r/cycling/comments/a19lo7/homeless_with_a_bike/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

homeless with a bike
I got kicked out of my parents house(no point discussing this, they're are right). I'am currently in Lisbon with a bike and very little money left. I like riding bikes so I would like to keep doing that. I'm not in good shape but that doesn't really matter, just gotta work with what I have.

So I'm thinking of going to Zurich which is about 2000km. What is the stuff I absolutely must have in order to pull this off? I'm thinking things like spare tubes, a lock, a towel... I'll just use a backpack (no money for fancier stuff) so I can't carry many things. Also how do I plan the route? Is there a website like Rome2Rio for cyclists? What worries me is the sleep, it's cold and I don't know how I will face that. In the day I will just be riding so it's okay. I will probably not be able to have a working phone as they need charge. I'am actually thinking of pulling this off without eating. I have a spare 15kg of fat that I accumulated in the last 3 months so that shouldn't be an issue. Another option would be to stop in some places and do some work to earn some money but I don't know how I should go about finding that work.

Any help is appreciated, thanks!

yeah man it's well known that Tour de France competitors stock at least 25 kg extra fat to go the distance. They don't eat at all during the tournament so this should be no sweat

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
SA my Reddit posts aren't getting karma what do I do???

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

What a wholesome post :unsmith:

Who knew that it was his furious masturbation habit that kept him from learning how to make culinary delights?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

internet celebrity posted:

Isn't SA actually profitable?

No now give me money for my Patreon or the site shuts down

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
The true Reddit experience summed up by one poster

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

This is the saddest god drat thing I've seen in a long time

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

syntaxfunction posted:

I had a post deleted. Just zap, gone. I remember having a tonne of downvotes.

The thread was "What celebrity do you want to see become bankrupt and homeless?" or something.

I said Keanu Reeves. Reddit lost their poo poo.

:thurman:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

the_sea_hag posted:

https://twitter.com/iamRahul20x/status/1455950491658117125?t=Qk0P-BDWyunifZuUd-JJNQ&s=19

Can someone sit me down and explain to me why this isn't just making reddit more of a walled garden by incentivising constant engagement?

And how this addresses any of the concerns over sale of data and lack of privacy.

No web3 jargon.

I know these are words in the English language, but strung together, I have no clue what they mean

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
gonna put my dick on the blockchain so no one else can mess with it

wait poo poo no this is backfiring

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

No wonder tech bros think AI will save us

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

withak posted:

Moderation being one of the most useful jobs to society should be the thread title.

Reddit: Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
That's not reddit tho

That's the Donald dot win

Not to say that a majority of Reddit users don't believe that but I like to make sure my Reddit memes are properly sourced

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

picture of an unsolicited PM from a redditor:


Modern day Aristotle right here

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Zil posted:

So heroin causes your dick to grow to a dangerous size? Think that would have come up in DARE.

Of course it wouldn't - the whole point of DARE is to keep kids off drugs!

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I really don't give a poo poo about what pronouns people use. Just tell me what they are and I'll do my best to use them.

However this is absolutely ridiculous and taking it to such an extreme I can't help but think that this has wrapped around itself into parody, however unintentionally

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