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Holy poo poo I'm caught up with this thread. Slowly started reading it when the pandemic started, and lemme tell you, reading the tweets being posted months, then weeks, then days before it became A Thing globally was like watching a train wreck in slow-mo. Same with Jan 6.
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Mescal posted:i don't get it. What's "landerig" SomethingAwful user Landerig made an alignment chart of SA users and put themself in the Chaotic Neutral spot. They were mocked relentlessly.
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Sep 20, 2021 23:19
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I wrote a couple FAQs and spend too much time just doing stuff like fancy headers and section dividers, I cant imagine the time spent in doing that.
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Aramoro posted:I have a Canadian friend who gets laughed at in France for his incredibly hosed up French accent and general vocabulary. I asked a francophone guy how to say 'a truck with four wheel drive', his response was 'un truck avec four wheel drive'. Quebec French is something else.
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ravenkult posted:Feeder fetish funko pops Send shivers down your spine
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Oct 7, 2021 12:09
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People will drink a 5% beer and think less of those having something with three kinds of liquor and a splash of pineapple juice, because it's blue.
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Oct 7, 2021 20:24
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Push El Burrito posted:Orlando Bloom is loving My Wife In The Past A new fetish arrives on the scene: four-dimensional cuckolding
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Oct 14, 2021 18:26
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The Wild Man of YOLO posted:https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1450279739931774978?t=hYE85GEAn8EReowdBV6AJw&s=19 Can you imagine how the number of younger folk reading this and going "I don't get it what does this have to do with goats???" is just growing daily Anyway I'm going to turn into a skeleton now and descend into the dirt.
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Oct 19, 2021 06:17
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zoux posted:So Shrek is available then You wish. You may be in his DMs, but I'm in in his swamp.
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Oct 26, 2021 14:10
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minato posted:More followers he gets, the greater the chances of the OG stan getting his own stan, who'd do something drastic to impress him. I mean, this happens frequently with serial killers.
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Oct 28, 2021 00:35
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Cross the oompa picket line and you're going to find yourself in the chocolate river with some lollipop shoes.
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Oct 28, 2021 15:17
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Ocean ball vs human goo ball in the battle of the millenia Edit: ocean ball has size but goo ball has musclepower
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Nov 9, 2021 15:38
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What blows my mind about NFTs isn't necessarily the fact that it's contributing to the death of our planet or that it's like 99 percent scams, it's that it'l revolvers around the concept of 'owning' art and yet is being done for the loving worst, laziest art I have ever seen. Like, is the purpose to make something that looks bad, like lovely monkeys or sonething? Is that part of the whole thing? Ive not looked into it that much. Like if they released beany babies, but instead of cute soft creatures they were various kinds of poo poo in a box with googly eyes.
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Nov 9, 2021 19:41
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organburner posted:I'm internet poisoned, is the joke here that this already exists or do you not know that this exists? What. I'm assuming you don't mean actual poo poo, just like.....ugly beanie babies or something?
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Nov 9, 2021 20:56
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It is both unbelievable and yet completely obvious that the way I find out about this is through the SA tweet thread.
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Nov 11, 2021 15:24
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D-Pad posted:I.. don't think you understand how this works? Much like war, winning sports is easy: simply don't lose.
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Nov 17, 2021 20:41
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/1900hotdog/status/1461680670103715847?s=21 Holy poo poo, so much worse. Some advice: Don't stare at their tits Look for loners Don't try to 'slay the level 99 dragon' if you're fugly, instead, 'get some slimes under your belt' (actual quotes) Also using the word 'traps' in loving 2021.
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Cocaine Bear posted:He always had fly rear end kicks but I don't think that helped much. Those shoes are the only reason he wasn't incarcerated on the spot
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Nov 20, 2021 00:50
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Captain Invictus posted:I absolutely adore bugs like this Let's Game it Out finds some of the funniest poo poo in games. There's a game he features somewhat regularly his YouTube channel called Hydroneer, and he found such goofy ways to exploit the game and its economy (like shoplifting millions of items from the store) that the devs added a wanted poster into the game.
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Nov 29, 2021 05:00
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Nottherealaborn posted:Anyone have that tweet where they parody different modern artists speaking about the Beatles for a documentary? I think it was a whole thread. Yeah man got it right here, searched "beatles tweet get back funny tweet" https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1465736966150844416?t=Tc4EBEqTLQbMOJyi_D41JQ&s=19
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zoux posted:I will never read BIPOC as anything but "bisexual people of color" Same. Always takes me a moment to parse it correctly.
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Beeswax posted:Gonna be honest here, I just knew Jeremy Wells from off of Taskmaster NZ. Would have had no clue otherwise Lol likewise. I may have been able to key off the slightly more...I don't know how to put it, but NZ accents I feel skew towards an 'e' sound while Aussie accents are more towards an 'a' sound, but the moment it loaded I thought 'oh hey isn't that the NZ taskmaster?....he's a news guy??'
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Dec 2, 2021 15:06
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Not currently able to watch this video but I am 100% certain it has her pronunciation of 'shed' in it.
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Dec 2, 2021 21:25
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Danaru posted:There has to be an easier way to kill a squirrel This is in fact the only way to kill a squirrel
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Dec 3, 2021 21:47
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freeedr posted:Stop calling yourself my monitor My monitor, like myself, is quite turned on thank you Edit: because of the honkin' big yabbos on that kelp, you see
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Dec 6, 2021 04:45
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Every time someone shoplifts from the British Museum they go to your country and steal another priceless historical artifact.
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Jan 6, 2022 14:13
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXKoiJrEUtI This will always be my favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQZK858Xuag
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Jan 7, 2022 14:14
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Man, I gotta say this whole thing sucks but yeah, if it had come a couple decades earlier, things would've been so much more devastating.
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Jan 7, 2022 18:11
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Platystemon posted:…unless the virus is already inside. Haha holy poo poo, like, when people say to wear masks, one of the chief reasons is because it protects others. Like I understand this person just wanted to raise morale, but fuuuuck.
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Jesus people, his son's name isn't Johnathon. Johnathon is the name of the scientist, his son is Jogathon's monster.
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I am still tired as hell so for the first little bit of this video I legit thought "wow I didn't know turtles could grow like four feet tall"
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Jan 12, 2022 14:43
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I'd just gently caress the sharks mom to show it who's boss, this is how I solve all my problems
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Jan 14, 2022 20:29
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Seriously, think about how you feel about hanging around with teenagers now you're an adult. Now imagine being a six-year-old and having to hang around six-year-olds, having been an adult. What are you going to talk to them about? Video games, just like I do now
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Jan 19, 2022 04:52
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Huh what video is he talking ab-ohshit
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Jan 20, 2022 04:44
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Horace posted:I didn’t buy m&ms at lunch today because I’m so mad that this blatant m&m publicity stunt worked. I didn't buy any because I only buy candies that I can gently caress and I guess that pool has gotten EVEN SMALLER thanks m&ms!
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Pages of gravy on fries and not a single mention of poutine, you people sicken me.
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codo27 posted:Cheese is for things bread and eggos, not french fries You opinion is bad and you will be forgotten because of it
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flavor.flv posted:https://twitter.com/mikebeckhamsm/status/1484303017469886466?s=20 I would hate this man's cubicle but only due to seething envy of this man's chutzpah and creativity. Here is a guy who knows what he wants in his day to day office life and damnit he's going to take it
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