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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



may thy game chip and shatter







VVVVVV :ibadpop:

BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 23:53 on May 1, 2023

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



we waiting with bated breath

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



VostokProgram posted:

just watched return of the jedi in the theater. holy poo poo. people in 1983 must have been floored. I've seen this film 20 times but on the big screen its something else

The model composite shots for the big space battle (and especially the assault run) in that film are probably as sophisticated as that particular sfx technique ever got and imo they make contemporary CGI look toothless by comparison. Must've been extremely painstaking work.

BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 06:39 on May 3, 2023

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Vermain posted:

it apparently made gangbusters money for a loving 1983 rerelease, too, so i'd expect them to follow along with the others at some point

my stupid time travel wish has always been to go back in time to either a release night screening of the empire strikes back or alien just to see an audience explode in a way that i think is hard to really get in a media-saturated world

The closest I think I've ever managed was Fury Road on release night. Incredible energy, people were just losing their minds.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Infinitum posted:

Nintendo names their consoles whatever. Nintendo [Name] is just how it works. Random and fun. Nan's worldwide always a fan of playing games on The Nintendo.
Sony do numerical updates. Like eventually we'll be on a Playstation 10, great. There were 9 consoles before it. Bland, but it works.

Microsoft names consoles like a drunken loving uncle at a wedding

Here you go, I shuffled the names. Super easy to decipher for non fans
Xbox One
Xbox
Xbox One S
Xbox Series X
Xbox 360
Xbox One X
Xbox Series S

Jay Rust posted:

The problem is that the different xboxen DONT have different names

this isn't hard, they called the sixth xbox the series s|x

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Infinitum posted:

I'm not a huge Star Trek fan

Strange New Worlds


oof

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



wizard2 posted:

the FFXVI haters and doubters are being their normal selves, I see

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Rarity posted:

Who wants to break it to him? :ohdear:

Zalda games bad?


There. np

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It is wild that they basically have an indentured servant for life

and his name is bowser lol

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




one of the best pieces of tv ever made

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



hatty posted:

Armored Core

:woop:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




:woop:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



hatty posted:

Same but forspoken. Gamers can’t handle new ideas

I know I'm deranged but Forspoken was fun, I like air dodging and chaining spells. Good gamefeel all around.

Another win in the Year of the RPG from Japan.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Games Forum posted:

If I had to give it a numerical review maybe an 8.8? ;)

All Zeldas are an 8.8

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



frytechnician posted:

Uh, OG Link's Awakening on Gameboy is straight up 10 or 9 at worst.

6.8 then, but that's my final offer

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Vermain posted:

noah gervais has a great joke in his latest vid about being overly paranoid that a free cold war museum that requires a full background check to enter is the perfect honeypot trap specifically designed for someone like him, and i can't help but think the same way about war thunder

lmao, i love that guy

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Bloodsouls.


Bloodborne gets top billing because it's the best video game period

Hwurmp posted:

King's Field clones

But I'll also accept this.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Khanstant posted:

Bloodborne sucks I played a random part at my friend's house for twenty minutes, if I wanted to see boring victorian horror ruins I'd watch BBC News

no insight, maidenless posting

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



bone emulator posted:

Bonfire Respawn games

no idea why anyone would immolate Titanfall 2, but okay have a normal one i guess

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Ranni is bae

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




it only took them a decade to fix DS2's lighting, i call that a victory

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



real weather only goes from 0 to 100. anything above that is limit break.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Jerusalem posted:

Mysterious Old Woodcutter: Watch out Link, you're not adequately trained to fight that S-Tier Cold Front!

Link! Listen! The power level of that heat dome is off the scale, you'll crash the game!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



CharlieFoxtrot posted:


I unironically love this part of fighting games and I am doing the thing again where I am studying how to play a character more than actually playing them lol

I'm way over the hill but this poo poo is so insanely cool. Last fighting game I went to internet college for was VF4 vanilla. I studied every single inch of that game but I was never able to find that same equilibrium for another fighter again. Many hours spent scanning VFDC.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Waffleman_ posted:

Creative Business Unit III has told Game Informer that Final Fantasy XVI will not be shipping with a day 1 patch

been sayin this

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Given the state of the industry rn it is quite a flex

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Vermain posted:

the grimly funny timeline where one of the main selling points of your game is that it's actually complete

i think one would have to be pretty thick in the head to think this is a 'main selling point' after everything they've shown. more a sign of respect.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



are these elves even old enough to drive?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Khanstant posted:

Link is like 130 by now? Zelda is thousands of years old

geriatric incelda

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



did we ever figure out who owned all the Sanics? Sega lost in court right?


the only decent use i can think of for AI is making more Sanic.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Relax Or DIE posted:

the main reason to not put out a PC port of Bloodborne is to avoid another round of 'bloodborne goated' discourse from souls-addled gamers thinking that grinding out the muscle memory for when to dodge toward and to the right of the boss is the pinnacle of action gameplay. parryheads wouldn't last one level in a real action game, like wonderful 101 on 101%

oof

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



CharlieFoxtrot posted:

they leaned into it in factions 1 by selling a DLC Execution pack where you could do even more brutal fatalities on your opponents, including one where they plead for their life before you cave in their skull

tbf that's all of them

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



haveblue posted:

It’s probably better than the vast majority of your backlog tbh

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



bone emulator posted:

Clive Rosfield

fucks

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



exquisite tea posted:

Gollum looks pretty bad but not even in a fun-bad way like Wanted: Dead. It's just sad.

A terrible thing to say about the Grashneg. Why would you do this!?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



C-Euro posted:

I had never heard of this Gollum game until the bad reviews started coming out, how long ago was it first announced?

I feel like it was announced during covid lockdown?? and then delayed a few times.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Xenogears is so loving cool, warts and all. OST is godlike, or Deus-like if you will.

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




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