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from the 'post in this thread to be banned' threadAirborne Viking posted:I posted on page 3 and never got banned.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 11:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:27 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Two sweaty fatboobs leaking spoiled whipping cream forever
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2016 08:20 |
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Mierenneuker posted:Dear Esther 2 is looking good.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 12:07 |
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 08:14 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The two are not mutually exclusive *in extremely PYF voice*
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 02:51 |
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kingcom posted:So I heard that tech analogy and I find it kinda misleading for whats going on. So the situation is that you have a old battlemech right, you didnt code its systems and the interface just uses Microsoft ME. Its a piece of poo poo interface and you dont have the source code for it and nobody you know has it AND the drivers have been deleted so you've had to take the driver software from a Hunchback and load it into the Hatchetman you have its close enough so hopefully it'll work out. Now you know that for some reason the driver just crashes and hard locks the mech if you move faster than 64kph and you cant rewrite the driver so the mech is just capped to that, oh well not a big deal. Also you have to hard lock the weapons grouping so that one of the medium lasers fires with the Autocannon otherwise the targetting system crashes for no reason. Okay so thats all a loving mess but you got some practice writing code and you built a exception handler for the movement to let you allow vertical movement without restriction meaning the jumpjets now work. However you found a whole new issue when the pilots started using it where swinging the axe if the engine temperature is too high just causes a bunch of the actuators to lock out. No idea why the Hunchback drivers would be rigged to do that unless it was maybe to prevent the hunchbacks shoulders from damaging the expensive AC20???? gently caress it who knows. Back Hack posted:Plus you have evil religious space AT&T (aka kingcom posted:Oh yeah I forgot about this. If you manage to actually build your own code or fix any of the lovely drivers issues or undertake the herculian task of ripping out the garbage operating system that was installed for legal reasons in the first place, Microsoft Certification staff just shows up and murders you and blows up your lab.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 13:18 |
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nopantsjack posted:This fuckin game.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 13:21 |
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Digging these hilarious quotes keeper comin
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 19:46 |
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3Romeo posted:The world left stand-alone plots behind long ago. Cross-genre tie-ins are the future.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 09:15 |
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Avshalom posted:i am the last and greatest prophet of israel. oh lord, oh lord lend your strength to my voice. in the year 2018 hillary clinton is a low-earth orbit angel. bernie sanders has become one with the mountains and the sky. barack obama is a smear of sacred poo. vladimir putin hunts death from the back of a mule. ariel sharon is still sleeping. george w bush has given himself over to the worms. i am with child. trump strangles the world with the insatiable tendrils of his body; he bleeds oil and shits diamonds and into his maw whole countries vanish and he grinds them up into a red slurry of bones and gravel. the elephants are extinct. the whales are extinct. my libido is extinct. my naked body is as sleek as polished soapstone but my vagina has contracted into nothingness. it's an anti-space, a niche so tight and unwelcoming that its presence inverts and undoes space itself - a black hole into which trump will be sucked, drawn out into fleshy strings and annihilated forever
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 23:37 |
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from the DOOM threadWhite Coke posted:What operating system do they use in Hell? Tasteful Dickpic posted:Their processors are made by intHELL. gently caress off Batman posted:And their graphics cards are made by AMD.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 00:25 |
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This one game I shat myself Or was it every game
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 00:35 |
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Heath posted:The joke here is a little bit meta. Youth pastors act as social guideposts and role models for children, early teens and young adults from a Christian perspective. They're pretty common in the US. It's been a tactic in recent decades to try and adopt the attitudes of some of the wayward and sinful attractions of youth culture and affect a more laid back and casual approach to introducing the gospel and associated values to children who may otherwise be tempted by negative associations. The humor here is that youth pastors tend to be more straightlaced and proper, and this Twitter user has affected some exaggerated grammar and punctuation to subvert that image. He introduces himself as Chet (not his real name) to evoke the image of the young white male that typifies the youth pastor image -- the name also has connotations of the sort of casual informality that suggests he is approachable as both a spiritual mentor and a personal friend. I'm a huge prick Idgi
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 00:23 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3467980&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 11:06 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Who's the artist, so I make sure never to buy any of their work? Planetary is amazing E: though that panel is admittedly p bad sebmojo has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Jan 17, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 00:01 |
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jaegerx posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3805538&perpage=40#post468366875 it's been scrubbed, by a professional scrubber. Scrubbed clean.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 03:23 |
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Games are art like telephones are conversations
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 23:46 |
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 13:37 |
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Kumo posted:Richard Spencer gets clocked by a Black Bloc protestor: Bud K ninja sword posted:clearly he did nazi that coming.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 12:19 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:your mum's anus is so insatiably hungry for monster cock, average-sized men call it the Judging Eye Strom Cuzewon posted:Your mum's so filthy, Cnaiur thought he was loving a hole in the ground. Lunchmeat Larry posted:your mums holes are so nasty, her favourite dildo was repurposed as a terrifying weapon, the Heron Spear General Battuta posted:I was pacing the halls of Atrithau contemplating the knowledge of pure meaning when my senses were assaulted by a hideous Mark. Whirling I saw a velour-robed Schoolman. Impossible! As I summoned my wards the man said, "Yo momma made a pit of her womb so deep they call her Mom-Uirokas." Desperately I focused on the simple truth of the geometric point. But the sorcerer's chapped lips chuckled "Yo momma so stupid she thinks skin-spy can cover up her herpes" and I was confronted with the knowledge that my disgrace was anticipated in ancient counsels where men's honor was bound to the grace of their mothers. My world pitched as the nimil-chained wizard cried "Aurang left yo momma's house so ashamed and hosed up he ran up to me saying, 'who am I? what do you see??'" And I wept as I accepted the busting of my soul. Lunchmeat Larry posted:rumour has it that the most fearless Mandate scholars face one final Dream of Seswatha that none have ever experienced without succumbing to madness and clawing out their own eyes in their sleep; the very night you were conceived General Battuta posted:Deep within the halls of Ishual I oversaw the birth of the latest Candidate. From the scents and issues of the pregnancy I had determined the sex of the boy. But when the child slid from the whale-mother it was at a time unanticipated by the evidence, and beneath the natal filth he wore a robe of thick cloth. Improbably, the child spoke. "Look here," he burbled, "buncha nerds so cloistered they think a clitoris is a property of the soul's will to become self-moving. Hey! You! You spend twenty years studying how passions move peeled-up faces?" And I saw in his bloodied face the words 'and yo cock so little they call you the Death of Girth.' I fell into the Probability Trance to explore the causal origins of this event, but everywhere I turned I saw a man with nimil-jeweled teeth hooting "They say an Anasurimbor will come at the end of the world, so I guess the Second Apocalypse goes down after three pumps". And I felt the Absolute escape me forever.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 08:34 |
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lol Avshalom posted:some prospective buyers have just dropped around unexpectedly to look at the house and i'm high af lol Avshalom posted:we went around frantically cleaning poo poo and almost forgot to pack away the bong and massive bowl of dried herb and then they show up with a 9-year-old Avshalom posted:swanning around the kitchen giggling and repeatedly shaking hands with everyone Avshalom posted:overheard: "MUM WHAT'S UP WITH THAT CHICKEN" "that's a guinea fowl darling" sebmojo has a new favorite as of 09:32 on Jan 27, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 07:46 |
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Can somone link me the Month of Owns that no they will not laid upon Abe the mod?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 11:35 |
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farraday posted:Source: Top White House officials are trying to take each other down like "Game of Thrones"
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 20:33 |
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BarbarianElephant posted:The Russian ambassador must be very boring because no-one in the Republican party can ever remember what he said, or even if they ever met him. I imagine he just drones on about borscht.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 22:10 |
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Skippy Granola posted:Don looks like someone tried to draw Tom Clancy from memory
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 21:24 |
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Forums poster Nevvy Z reported Black Baby Goku over a hundred times in the Games DOTA thread, then reported BBG again for two separate posts making fun of him in Imp Zone for doing it, then reported a mod and an admin for revealing that he had reported BBG. that's some good-rear end reporting imo, solid days work
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 04:56 |
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Chichevache posted:That punchline is perfectly setup. Gumbel2Gumbel posted:By the police to poop on
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 19:56 |
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quote:Whilst unbelievably drunk and barely conscious I was robbed and sexually engaged by a homeless woman, I don't know what to do and I can't decide whether to tell my girlfriend. how does that conversation even start i'm drawing a blank tbh
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 12:56 |
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The Dennis System posted:
DaveSplitter posted:Bet you that's the only slit those nerds are shooting things into. simple yet magnificent
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 01:49 |
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Nash posted:I like to think of the Lizardmen as babysitters.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 11:20 |
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Karate Bastard posted:We all know that's how somethingawful ends. That's how we can finally kill it. The one final nazi pun chain to... ugh. and everyone will say "I did not ... anticipate that."
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 21:54 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:I rise blissfully at 4:30 am, thanks to my Tibetan singing bowl alarm clock. After 20 minutes of alternate nostril breathing, I start my day with a three-minute cold shower. This I follow with twenty minutes of stream-of-consciousness journaling, then another twenty minutes of gratitude journaling.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 09:58 |
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funmanguy posted:The OP for this thread should just have a link to avshaloms rap sheet. avshalom is the best, and her constant probations are like the punctuations in the endless stream of good goon the stumbles out of her slack lips like the mumbled phonemes of the nine billion names of god
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 04:09 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The Torah says what now? roughly translates as 'suck my dick you fuckman'
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 05:07 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:You'd think he'd just stop eating the goddamn hotdogs. smashmouth don't eat the hot dogs
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 13:25 |
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Powaqoatse posted:check it
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 15:42 |
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Stago Lego posted:I don't know about you guys but my reason to join was to fly this aerocynamic Delilah. Its canard wings and meteor rockets. Its clear curving cockpit cover, the whirling of dials and needles. e: oh, it's a song sebmojo has a new favorite as of 08:59 on Apr 23, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 08:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 21:31 |
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Raenir Salazar posted:On the other hand, a great homage to Merry and Pippin liberating the Shire at the end of the Lord of the Rings. scuba school sucks posted:Novelisations don't count as canon so that didn't really happen though.
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 00:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:27 |
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Hogge Wild posted:lol at quoting your own posts here pick is a national treasure there's a movie about here and everything
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 08:40 |