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ArbitraryC posted:Me [25 M] with my girlfriend [23 F] of 3 months, I'm getting jealous of how she acts with her cousin. 14 year olds who can't drive themselves
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Dec 29, 2016 04:38
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That's it; I'm never dating another human being. Losing it to an alien or some helium based lifeforms
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Dec 29, 2016 22:20
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Zelder posted:I have a body that has been described as alien like is that close enough How long has it been in your freezer
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Dec 29, 2016 23:29
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Hey no fat shaming
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Dec 30, 2016 03:50
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I let an alligator bite my entire right hand off so I could never get married
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Dec 30, 2016 17:37
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Ranma Fan Art posted:i have some bad news about which hand the ring goes on friend
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Dec 30, 2016 17:58
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What do you mean what is a 15 year old doing with a .22? Don't you know guns are fun!?
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Dec 31, 2016 22:43
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Jan 1, 2017 06:32
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I'm glad that when I eventually get an SO it will be okay to treat them like poo poo
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Jan 1, 2017 23:18
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Its like they are encouraging the poor to poo poo in the street
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Jan 2, 2017 00:38
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He could do something insane like bring a live chicken to class and rip it into pieces like that one girl
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Jan 2, 2017 04:35
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racist as hell actually
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Jan 2, 2017 18:02
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I really like the one where the guy cucked himself but not before letting her move in with a goddamn piano That's some serious self-control
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Jan 4, 2017 01:50
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Eldred posted:Wouldn't that all go out the window for you if your own child reached out in pain and anger? Apparently loving not
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Jan 4, 2017 02:22
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Dial-a-Dog posted:WampaLord bringing in the hot takes on consent all over this last page, ladies watch out if you've got a bruise on your hip, those pants are coming off loving lmao
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Jan 5, 2017 00:41
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Stick with it, he'll let himself go eventually Is that your professional opinion
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Jan 5, 2017 01:07
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Girlfriend: un-equipped
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Jan 5, 2017 01:59
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Pearnicious posted:Nah, they were just charging up their JO crystals, right?
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Jan 15, 2017 08:36
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Reading these has made me realize that when I have a son mercilessly beating him until he is a numb husk by the age of 9 may or may not be the optimal course of action. I will however, ignore all personal experience and do so because I myself am a man child incapable of getting past my own insecurity but capable of being a goddamn gorilla and this defenseless little person better make me feel good or he is gonna wish he got 100% on his spelling test. Oh you did get 100%? Well the words were easy; you still get pain; gently caress your mental pathways kid lol have a nice life emotionally stunted and physically bruised/emotionally beyong healing with a side of 'I love you' but truth fully I just don't like you *smack* Everyday I wonder why these parents don't just kill their kids. I mean clearly that's what the big bad world will do to them right? How else are ty gonna learn?
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Jan 18, 2017 05:36
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Good thread Guanab; and you obviously read these to make sure they're at the very least entertaining. Weigh in you expressionless robot!
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Jan 20, 2017 23:44
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Mirthless posted:lol at the way that he puts being a brony right up there with videogames and anime like beating off to porn of horses from a children's tv show is a completely normal hobbymany people share Sadly tho..
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Jan 21, 2017 06:25
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Andrast posted:That seems really weird to me but then again I'm Finnish and our concept of personal space is this I want to live there
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Jan 24, 2017 04:51
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waggles posted:Careful now, they have feelings too (mostly hunger). The avatar and post; I just can't
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Jan 25, 2017 00:02
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Pvt.Scott posted:I'm thinking "my boys ran his house through," has connotations of busting in to look for something specific. Like "turning the place over," doesn't imply you nicked the silver or whatever, but indicates you were searching for something specific and much more valuable, like information on paper or disk etc, a hidden safe, a particular piece of art, a signed, advance copy of the hot new YA novel that's about to come out that somehow ended up in a thrift store selling for pennies, whatever, and you made a goddamned mess while looking for it. That was funny.
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Feb 9, 2017 19:50
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:I don't believe in cucks! I don't believe in cucks! oh my god
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Feb 9, 2017 20:24
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Zzulu posted:guysy i have an issue You got it easy dude a 50+ grandma is giving me the eye everyday
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Feb 9, 2017 21:07
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Tolkien minority posted:moridin is actually a cute blonde cheerleader irl she just roleplays a late 20s contrarian dork online its her kink Wasn't that a movie with Bruce Willis and robots? Surrogates!
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Feb 9, 2017 21:25
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Tolkien minority posted:I for one eagerly await the day Florida is submerged Me too and I live here
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Feb 10, 2017 03:24
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Antivehicular posted:Guess the ages: well I'm not sleeping again, ever
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Feb 10, 2017 03:33
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Beachcomber posted:If he had more time, he could just throw all her poo poo on the lawn, along with the largest novelty dildo he can find, and a note reading "Now you're hosed." Change the locks.
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Feb 15, 2017 00:45
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go to sleep mirthless
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Feb 15, 2017 05:47
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Is Mirthless saying something like: "He should have gotten over his twin's death if it was two decades ago! What a crybaby!"
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Feb 16, 2017 02:29
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ArbitraryC posted:Shoulda just told her to get hosed and not come to the wedding I dunno how you could put up with a person that long, sounds absolutely exhausting. You sound like a good, strong-willed person who does not let others walk all over them for the majority of their formative years. Will you go back in time and raise me plz.
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Feb 16, 2017 02:52
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dating is bad and holy poo poo guys where is everyone dinner or something? /r/ is on the second page I thought it got gassed for sure
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Feb 22, 2017 01:02
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Pvt.Scott posted:Yeah, I was having dinner. Stir fry and hot tea. You? I'm frickin' starving over here. Bouta heat up some lasagna though. Not sure how to feel about Dragon baby. e: can confirm; horse girls will always put you around last place in their lives unfortunately Sjs00 fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Feb 22, 2017 |
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Feb 22, 2017 01:23
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the clear answer to that last one is to gently caress a female friend and then get kicked out of her apartment and never spend another moment lying on the internet again.
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Mar 20, 2017 01:15
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My roommate just tried my door not twenty minutes ago. It was locked and I wasn't asleep though she usually is right now. So now I'm 5 blocks away, at the intersection climbed my fav tree smoking CBD lol ama I'm 23 M she's 27(?)F
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Feb 26, 2019 07:19
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If you get caught peeing in public by the police it's public nudity and you make the sexual offenders list goons if you're not already
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Apr 17, 2019 11:26
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Scathach posted:Nudity is legal in my state as long as you aren't doing something like jerking it. You can walk through downtown Seattle naked as the day you were born and they can't arrest you just for the lack of clothes. And I'll be damned if I'm wearing a shirt on a hot day when all the dudes get to go topless. Yeah there's something about pissing that is just loving terrible apparently. However if you've never pissed while skating downhill then idk what to tell you other than it's super fun
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Apr 17, 2019 19:09
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling roommate his GF and her 2 kids have to leave. I'm sorry split the utilities 5 ways? With a 5 and 3 year old? Am I reading this right?
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Apr 18, 2019 15:28
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