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Palladium
May 8, 2012

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Their gear looks sick tho

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May 8, 2012

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MLSM posted:

“The debacle in Afghanistan, which will unravel into chaos with lightning speed over the next few weeks and ensure the return of the Taliban to power, is one more signpost of the end of the American empire. The two decades of combat, the one trillion dollars we spent, the 100,000 troops deployed to subdue Afghanistan, the high-tech gadgets, artificial intelligence, cyberwarfare, Reaper drones armed with Hellfire missiles and GBU-30 bombs and the Global Hawk drones with high-resolution cameras, Special Operations Command composed of elite rangers, SEALs and air commandos, black sites, torture, electronic surveillance, satellites, attack aircraft, mercenary armies, infusions of millions of dollars to buy off and bribe the local elites and train an Afghan army of 350,000 that has never exhibited the will to fight, failed to defeat a guerrilla army of 60,000 that funded itself through opium production and extortion in one of the poorest countries on earth.”

owned

Chinese strategy in Afghanistan:
1. Engage natives in a purely business relationship
2. ???
3. Win

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May 8, 2012

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etalian posted:

So what's everyone's best guess for how long it will take for the central government to collapse and also for what's left to get marched up the wall??

Looks like the domino effect has already kicked off with the Taliban making big gains and the government only being left with marginal control over urban city areas like Kabul.

1949 KMT warlord vibes

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May 8, 2012

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That's a lot of words to spell "rout"

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May 8, 2012

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Which losers are downvoting this glorious thread lmao

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May 8, 2012

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etalian posted:

Yeah despite the simple US narrative "Taliban / Al Qaeda" as some sort of overarching chain of command, it had more in common with China's warlord period especially how things were split along regional and ethnic divisions in Afghanistan.

I admit I don't know much about the current situation, but it looks so much like the repeat of end stage KMT-CCP Civil War. Where the KMT can only muster token resistance at best because vast swathes of the population simply want their lovely rule to fall.

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Pistol_Pete posted:

Fortunately, the UK no longer has the ability to project military power abroad in any significant manner. Our armed forces are shrunken, poorly led and atrociously equipped, although you'll never hear about any of that in the news lol.

Everyone here in Singapore knows our military is a theatrical joke too, except everyone is also smart enough to avoid Anglo chickenhawk chest-thumping

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genericnick posted:

Could the US even reinvade without a few months of build-up at this point? Or really at all? I 'm a bit fuzzy on how they moved in twenty years ago. Through Pakistan and they got the Russians to help/not gently caress with them building logistic bases in former USSR republics? That might not be quite that easy a second time.

Reinvade is a weird way to spell "bravely playing video games in some isolated firebase at $1M/year per head"

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There are two kinds of Afghan govt pilots: The ones who will flee, and the ones who will flee with the machines

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Radirot posted:

fresh meat.

MUH OOO'RAH TO ASHES *Actively avoiding any combat as much as possible*

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yellowcar posted:

oz should go enlist then

Collective pronouns, the SS-tier weasel word of brave chickenhawks

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May 8, 2012

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bedpan posted:

cope more

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May 8, 2012

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Al-Saqr posted:

lol whoever wrote that article is a crybaby loser who can’t get it through his thick skull that there is literally nothing america can do at this point, they had 20 years but spent the time jerking off in the wind. it’s too late bitch.

It gets funnier, once you understand the basic rhetorical formula of warmongering think tanks is cowards co-opting others for their fantasies and then whine about the subsequent lack of action (because nobody is dumb enough to fall for it)

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May 8, 2012

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Islamic Republic of Saigon, founded 11th September 2021

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PawParole posted:

Common sense

Lib in a not-racist tone: Look at all these dumbasses rejecting our gift of glorious freedum

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May 8, 2012

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Atrocious Joe posted:

if anyone deserves to face the Taliban's justice system, it's the CIA collaborators

If I never killed for the CIA how would real victims like me pay for muh college

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May 8, 2012

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etalian posted:

Also how is the US even have any sort of moral high ground to talk about human rights given the laundry list of war crimes
such as creating death squads, drone strikes on weddings and SEAL force chuds mutilating / trophy taking rituals on dead soldiers?

Muh "If we never did bad X, somebody else would have did worse Y" energy

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May 8, 2012

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yellowcar posted:

lol i bet you a million bucks that most of these Young Hip Afghans are actually rich kids born and/or raised in the west who moved there post-invasion because their parents had networking connections with the DoD or something

Show me on this doll where Castro touched your big family plantation

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DesertIslandHermit posted:

Still loling that America spent over a trillion in Iraq and China just won the most oil contracts by doing nothing.

In a surprise reveal, store owners said they prefer honest paying customers over thugs that rob them with expensive guns.

More breaking news at 11 where we will report on how water is wet

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May 8, 2012

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Comrade Koba posted:

lmao at the us official a couple of days ago who said kabul could fall within 90 days when at this rate it won’t even last 90 hours

Those triple digit billions per year in intelligence black budgets really paying off

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May 8, 2012

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That's a lot of Delta superspreaders

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May 8, 2012

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Could this be a lib, I wonder

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May 8, 2012

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Reichstag flag moment when

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May 8, 2012

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"Under control" in the same manner as Delta Covid is under control in America

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May 8, 2012

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This is a war everyone can agree on

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May 8, 2012

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May 8, 2012

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Agrajag posted:

LMFAO this demon cracker nation values a piece of loving cloth more than all the lives weve bombed out of existence in the name of whatever the gently caress

You gotta formally cope, my friend.

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May 8, 2012

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Who needs the brave trupps when the Taliban will do everything to make Yankee fuckers leave for good

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May 8, 2012

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sullat posted:

Sorry, the fall of Ho Chi Minh City for the kids.

it's "liberation", you western chauvinist gently caress

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May 8, 2012

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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

do you think there will be another "terrorist" "attack" soon

The Gulf isn't gonna Tonkin itself

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May 8, 2012

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Agrajag posted:

gently caress em i hope they die

mercs are the absolute dog poo poo worst of the worst of humanity

But muh enormous victimhood energy

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May 8, 2012

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If there is one thing everyone will agree on Afghanistan, it would be shipping in these dipshits and other assorted warhawks in boots against the Taliban

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May 8, 2012

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Shear Modulus posted:

getting word that the US is dispatching Big Boss to extract everyone from afghanistan

Endless Kaz quotes

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May 8, 2012

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Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/CalibreObscura/status/1426595888500199425

There's so many US guns that prices are starting to drop.

Cheaper than top end video cards lmao

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cenotaph posted:

Dude has better muzzle discipline than some people I've hunted with.

Are Americans still pretending guns are some forbidden rocket science that only they are intellectually qualified in the world to operate

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Schnorkles posted:

gotta admit when 80%-95% of the people loudly complaining are blood gargling psychopathic cowards and the idiots who blindly spout whatever they say i'm having a hard time being mad about the situation

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May 8, 2012

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smarxist posted:

military is full of poor people pressed gang into doing imperial murder by promises of college money

As if this is a morally defensible position to begin with

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BAE OF PIGS posted:

MIL still sick to her stomach over how women will be treated there, as if Afghanistan was some sort of monument to feminism these last 20 years.

If only the convictions of libs matched their courage for virtue signalling

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May 8, 2012

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It boggles my goddamned mind on how the VA now outspends the entire Chinese military

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May 8, 2012

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T-Paine posted:

Our Soldiers sure are invincible roughneck killin' machine manly men until they suffer some minor setback, and then they turn into maudlin emotionally wrecked babies

Includes fighting enemies that they can't bomb with impunity

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