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Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Anyone got the saga of the goon who hated their "Water Cop" dad?

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Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Honky Dong Country posted:

You mean that guy that hated firefighters? I hope so because I'm posting that hilarious poo poo anyway:

This is great. Only on SA can the phrase "Firefighters don't fight house fires as often because of increased awareness and buildings codes cause less fires." can be taken as a bad thing

E: Also

quote:


Lmao

Leal fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Jul 10, 2022

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Nuns with Guns posted:

That story was about her and her girlfriend doing penetrative sex stuff with some sex toys, only to find out her hymen was still partially intact. So yeah, for some reason the best idea they had was to go at it with scissors they'd soaked in alcohol.

Thats the second worst poo poo I've read on these forums in the past 24 hours

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

fun hater posted:

the people who agreed with the op are the dumbest people ive ever met. at least the op was crazy. whats their excuse

They post in LP, those people are crazy. They watch other people play video games :v:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
I had to go cold turkey after quitting my previous job last year, I miss getting high :smith:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i just remembered the goon that admitted in one of the messed up kink threads that cannibalism turned them on and the other goon that suggested they add some ham to their play to satisfy their cannibalism fetish lmao

Wait, is that related to this:

Nuns with Guns posted:

We only accept well-marinated and cured sagas here, lest they end up like that human leg someone in the meat curing thread failed to make ham out of.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
So thats how goonmeets were like, huh?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
I've been thinking of a thread where Arf and Endorph both drew a comic that were effectively the exact same thing and posted within minutes of one another. It was in a goldmine thread and I'm not sure which, it may have been after KM was shown to be a puppeteer or it was when BnR started having its controversies.

Arf quoting Endorph (who posted their comic first) and going "Yo WTF" was great

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Zetsubou-san posted:

found it, it was in a previous sagas thread

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Goons accusing someone of being a horrible person in response to critique against something they like? Don't hear that often :thunk:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Marcade posted:

Ever snorted Mexican rice? Like that, I imagine.

While I never been cummed in my nose, I did have a time where I was drinking broth from ramen with habanero sauce in it, had to cough and tried to hold it in, which caused a mouthful of steaming hot habanero infused broth to shoot out of my nose. It was so painful I almost called work to tell them I wouldn't be returning from lunch.


On the other hand my nose never felt clearer, I was smelling smells that I never knew existed.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
So its been a weird few years and I find it hard to remember when things happened cause of how crazy shits been since covid, when did The Troubles happen again? Was that within the past 2 years?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
The reason I asked when The Troubles happened was cause I remember back in 2017 when Lowtax banned some LPers and a group of them all self banned in retaliation and made their own forum. Then right after Jeff got the forums one of them went and invoked The Troubles as to why they wouldn't come back. Its surreal seeing "Do they still let the shittier subforums harass people" from users who left 2-3 years before the blowup even happened.

RFC2324 posted:

Hadescomic.jpg

Frank Frank posted:

to-date one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the forums

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Zetsubou-san posted:

i forget what this was

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Arrhythmia posted:

Someone even cosplayed it



lmao wasn't that TurboC?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Sally posted:

the "no pokemon" rule was etablished before i was an LP mod but this was the reason afaik. the rule has since been recinded.

I recall slowbeef also mentioning that a bunch of pokemon LPs were effectively the same thing in regards to commentary. "Huh, where am I? Who is this professor? I'm gonna give a snarky response. My name is DICKS"

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

ADGQ, I think. Lots of people got banned for posting squid kid porn, and they declared the mods transphobes for doing so.

Never forget

Endorph posted:

im going to take the controversial stance that art of kazooie's cloaca isnt critical queer representation

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
I remember an LP mod challenge where the person being challenged was asleep and it was a challenge where someone else could do the challenge and decide the fate of the poster. So someone did it within half an hour, the person woke up and went "wtf" and the goon who won the challenge went "Now you have to be my cocommentator"


Don't think that actually went anywhere after that though. I think that ended mod challenges in LP until the great one, GaminGo, graced the subforum with his presence.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

pentyne posted:

quote:

Yeah for real, half of the art gura retweets would catch you a permaban for posting on the forums

I googled what a Gura is and its a 4'7" "adult" who is between 9000 to 10000 years old. What the gently caress.


Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Goons: Remembering is doxxing and harassment

Also goons: Its fine to doxx and bully the gently caress out of 12 year olds for wrongthink

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Did he ever post the god drat toilet?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

this is the right choice imo thread bans and forum bans are fail

Can't wait to talk about this in a year

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Ibram Gaunt posted:

Furries have done more to fight against fascism online than anyone on this website and quite good at pwning blizzard loving chuds too, so maybe tone it down, mkay?

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear fursuits

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Nuns with Guns posted:

Talking about threads where bizarre poo poo comes out of nowhere made me remember the one strange/terrible/funny thing that happened in The Game Room once, which killed a thread in 6 posts:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3526864


Snow Cone Capone posted:

I literally did a :kstare:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

bare bottom pancakes posted:

Oh it'll be visual AIDS alright

:laffo:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Metis of the Hallway posted:

I'm very upset because I've been trying for days to abuse my position as IK to probe stux out of petty revenge but someone else always hits him before I get the chance

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lmao

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Splash Attack posted:

lmao of course it did

is it still around or has SA managed to outlive another offsite

It's still around as in the website still exists, but taking a look only like 5 threads had have posts in the past 5 days. And whats funny is that all the big names, the big pull for it, basically stopped doing LPs as in edited video game footage, because:

Peachfart posted:

And then lp's mostly died because of streaming. The end.

They all stream now. Complete with facecams. Goons chase off GaminGo for facecam, but now their LP superstars are also doing facecams? Richard's only crime was being too far ahead of the times.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
You'd think having a guy who makes a living playing video games they would ask for a few pointers while designing video games

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

RFC2324 posted:

mandatory 2fa for an internet forum lol

Hahaha loving what

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

Well… I don’t read the Smash Bros thread in games but I somehow doubt the reaction to the last dlc character was the same there.



Anyone questioning these posts was banned for racism.

This... was actually what the smash bros thread in games was like. I stopped reading it cause it got tedious after each character announcement to have the same handful of goons go off about why didn't Nintendo put a bipoc character for smash. I stopped reading around the time Min Min was dropped and goons declared her to not be racial inclusion because of her skin color, even though she is Chinese, which is pretty yikes.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Justice for SMG

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Removing sigs to show those chuds we aren't loving around anymore.

Blanking their posts after the fact though is loving hilarious.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

For some reason seeing DSP's face in that makes me laugh

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

Invoking a classic:

You goons remember when a poster said that explaining how something works is the same as condoning that thing. Was just thinking about that one today thought I'd brighten everyone's day a bit.

Imagining a room full of goons trying to figure out why their enemies are succeeding but none of them will talk, in fear of being seen as a supporter of their enemies.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Tunicate posted:

reminds me of that twitter user who claimed that numerical measurements were anti-left techniques of oppression

God I wish I remember the post that was basically "Show don't tell is a CIA psyop to discredit communism"

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

I love those newtons

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Josef bugman posted:

Why the h*ck are you all talking like edgelords from the early 2010s?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Lmao just noticed the thread title

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

You mean DemonChildElise, whose online persona is an anime baby in a diaper?

If your identity revolves around being a child its time to march right the gently caress back to the drawing board jail.

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Leal
Oct 2, 2009

DiscoWitch posted:

I was happier in life before reading this thread and finding out this exists

Can this be the new title.

There seems to be this thing where goons go "I like this thing, and I'm a part of this group, therefore this thing is made for these type of people." These are usually the same goons who believe every solitary thing is a political statement so they think mocking AGDQ or Vtubers or making photoshops of Beyonce's D:< face is actually some big political statement about hating the kind of people who like those things.

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