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MrAptronym posted:I don't think anyone cares much if you post it here, I think he means that in general its probably a bad idea to leave literally lethal advice on the internet under the guise of real information. People regularly miss that The Onion is satire, you cannot make up something dumb enough that someone else won't try it. Lifehack: Clean your teeth using live ammunition.
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PhotoKirk posted:Nah, but they did tell us that the liquid tastes really, really, really foul. Cue my brother deciding to taste it and puking all over his garage. Glowpuke!
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Meowjesty posted:Just use your own information you frickin goons????  And have you steal my identity?
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Desperado Bones posted:Use your room door's strike plate! (is that what is called?)* Just use a handy waffle-iron.
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:It prevents freezer burn. Ice cream can get freezer burn very easily since it contains so much water. Water doesn't burn!
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Ironhead posted:This is actually pretty reasonable. Walk into any wardrobe department and they have spray bottles full of cheap rotgut vodka. It helps kill bacteria and get rid of smells in costumes that can't be easily washed. And it works in a pinch when the carpenters run out of beer and you've worked past last call. It's also good for cleaning mildew off leather.
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Edminster posted:BENGHAZI You have to get the pronunciation just right. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01jmt84
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 Make-up that attracts wasps.
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Feb 15, 2015 22:27
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Sappo569 posted:Paint that up, throw some LED lights on it, and slap a Razer sticker or something on it What's wrong with old fashioned poopsocks?
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Mar 14, 2015 11:11
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Don't have air-conditioning? Simply leave your fridge door open all day!
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Mar 16, 2015 02:16
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Count Uvula posted:It tastes better if you slice it in to thin slices and no I do not know why Gotta deal with that keyboard goop somehow!
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1redflag posted:Frankly, I'm happy they don't allow cellphone usage (as a telephone) on flights, regardless of the reasoning. Could you imagine being forced to listen to some motherfucker quietly yell into his cellphone for two hours? It would be unbearable. HELLO? HEL- YES. WHAT? I'M ON A- HELLO? I'M ON A PLANE! ARE YOU STILL THERE? HANG ON I'LL CALL YOU BACK!
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Incredible new hack for cleaning pots and pans - "soaking in water". http://www.buzzfeed.com/patchesrward/heres-one-way-to-clean-your-pots-and-save-your-sponge My life is changed forever!
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Aug 9, 2015 13:05
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Government trying to mind-control you with chemtrails? Simply spray household vinegar into the sky and they'll dissipate within hours! http://thevane.gawker.com/insane-lady-yells-at-clouds-and-sprays-vinegar-at-the-s-1550883163
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SynthOrange posted:Dont have a bottle opener on hand? Try this handy trick to ruin your curlers. Just sabrage it with a spoon like a normal person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fojENKRv8Aw
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Heiroglyphed, for her pleasure.
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Karate Bastard posted:I start off with cream #foodhax #homeopathy But a homeopathic preparation of cream will be like super-ultra-creamy! The more you dilute it the more powerful it becomes. Are you crazy?
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Karate Bastard posted:State of the art of consumer 3D printing has now reached Master ® lock levels of tolerances So, cat food tin lids, then?
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Actually that might be really useful for someone with arthritis or joint problems. Who likes bananas.
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Platystemon posted:Open bananas from the pointy end, like a animal. #lifehack Take your stinking paws off my banana, you drat dirty ape.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Additionally, the way I first heard of it, it was some kind of 80s proto-ultralight backpacking thing, and you use a postage stamp. Wouldn't it stick?
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semicolon posted:Obviously if you are going that far out of your way to defeat safety features in a car you will be drinking a glass bottle of cola. In ten years everyone will have self-driving cars and will drunkenly masturbate for the duration of every journey.
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Haifisch posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCsdflRCoXk Why would you have glue sticks and not a glue gun? WHY?
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Subjunctive posted:It does as much as dipping your fingers into some iced tea for a minute, I imagine. The scalp isn't any more transmissive than other skin, right? You're not keeping up with modern science. http://www.theonion.com/article/report-americans-receive-majority-of-vitamins-thro-1541
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Hemingway To Go! posted:not sure I can take medical advice from this thread, where people were not aware fruit at a grocery store has dirt on it and have proudly proclaimed they don't wash their hands after wiping their butt What if you only wipe your butt with fruit? I'm, erm, asking for a friend.
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PYF Stupid Lifehacks: Are the shells scratching his Anus or what?
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chitoryu12 posted:I noticed on AT&T for U-verse they connect you to an operator if the bot listening to you can't understand what you're saying enough times. Just saying random poo poo that doesn't match the menu options or "Can I speak to a human?" over and over connects you to a human operator at a certain point. I had one once which said "We're sorry, all our operators are busy at the moment. Please try again later." *click* and hung up on me.
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The Snoo posted:my dad would spray the ones outside with 99% isopropyl alcohol but that only kills the ones in the immediate area. At least they died happy.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Where can I find gelatinized raw chicken breast? 
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So as well as being naturally radioactive, bananas also emit spiritual radiation? Does this change the critical mass required when building a banana-bomb?
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Dareon posted:they are gently enveloped in indiscriminate love. I said banana-bomb, not bukakke-bomb.
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Dienes posted:What on earth does that do to your poop? You poop like royalty.
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Iron Crowned posted:I used to work with a former x-ray tech. I have learned that you can read the Mountain Dew bottle stuck in a butt Does it say "For external use only"?
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Karate Bastard posted:The quarters thing is a means to get hobos to collect strays for you on someone elses tiny money. Plus side, you now don't have strays trashing up your parking lot, and no salaries paid. Flip side, you now have hobos. Walmart is building an army of hobos?
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:A horse corpse surely weighs much more than 90kg... that trebuchet must be closer than 300m. Just keep your horse corpses chopped up into convenient 90kg chunks. #LifeHack
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axolotl farmer posted:Haritsoppa! And The Chamber Of Secrets
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