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Bonzo posted:I shower when I get up to help wake myself up and also take one a few hours after dinner. Yes, but how many months do you go without washing your jeans?
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 01:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:29 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Neither does ginger but you don't want to leave that on you mucous membranes You don't enjoy a good figging every now and then?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 22:07 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [25 M] have a serious problem with my [25F] GF of a few years and her unusual bathroom habits. I always read the tl;dr first, so I thought he meant she was fingering her rear end vigorously, not that she literally fingers the poo poo out of her rear end.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 07:05 |
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loquacius posted:I'm gonna go my OWN way *constructs an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that kills me with a garrote at the end* This has no right being as funny as I think it is.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 20:07 |
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My favorite is when one partner doesn't want to have sex ever, but gets upset if the other masturbates/has toys/whatever.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 02:09 |
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datajugend posted:The Break Up maybe? They break up and become petty or its the other way around, and iirc they dont end up back together at least. She doesn't want him to do the dishes. She wants him to want to do the dishes.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 18:58 |
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I like that the sister-in-law is a "permissible alternative". I think the dad's gotta be the least autistic of the two. He wanted her to take six weeks off for maternity leave, had purposely saved up days off to do the same himself, and was concerned for he health of the fetus because of his wife's job. Those are all reasonable and thoughtful. It feels like it came down to picking between his wife and his daughter and he chose his wife.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 06:07 |
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underage at the vape shop posted:Feet and inches are stupid. Can you please adjust to normal numbers and use celcius tia. 8.96 links tall at 293 Kelvin E: and she weighs just a tad bit over 10 stone. Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Dec 15, 2016 |
# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 08:28 |
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Baron Corbyn posted:Jokes on you, British people actually weigh themselves in stone. 4.351 Slug
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 11:56 |
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underage at the vape shop posted:Idk dude taking a dick to your vagina is pretty solidly feminine... What if you do it in a masculine way?
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 01:44 |
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underage at the vape shop posted:Is he a single child? E: You missed the part about his twin sister.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 23:34 |
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Clearly they just need to play a nice, relaxing game of Battlestar Galactica.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 18:46 |
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Bonster posted:My (34M) wife of 5 years (37F) and I are, or were, TTC. She went on a natural health kick but now she smells and possibly has an infection. I can't stand to touch her and she thinks I'm "disgusted" by her. She's kinda right. I had a good laugh at the caramelized onions mixed with feet mixed with maple syrup part.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 01:04 |
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Principals Orifice posted:It's called a convent That's for witches, not for nuns, you dope.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 19:13 |
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Didn't goons go on and on about how great sink pissing is in one of the bachelor threads a while back? Pretty sure I remember someone saying they'd put up a sign in their bathroom whenever they threw a party instructing the guys to just piss in the sink because it was easier.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 23:29 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Pee Pee in Hoo Hah Ponos in vagoo
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 19:28 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Only doggy is so he can't look them in the eyes while loving them. I guess she's ok with him looking them in the butthole though. Lookin' 'em in the ol' brown eye instead.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 23:53 |
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Pick posted:Yeah, the "friend zone" meme has sort of been used to describe a range of phenomena, some real and some not. Reported for misandry. (Just kidding)
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 03:52 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Hotwifing sounds like hotswapping electronics to me. Dangerous. Came here to post this. Glad I'm not the only one.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 04:08 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Need help still: I [17M] am homeschooled and my parents won't let me have friends. I'm lonely and isolated and just looking for some help.Personal issues I really hope he does well in his classes and makes lots of friends. I wasn't homeschooled, but I did go to a very small private school my entire life, and while making friends was never an issue, the freedom and lack of rigidity that came with college classes led to a pretty abysmal performance my first year.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 17:53 |
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Any good r/relationships posts about weed for thread page 420?
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 19:12 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:poo poo post inc: I'm think this one was posted a couple hundred pages ago.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 19:30 |
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Pick posted:
Go on... E: My wife's black, I'm hispanic but pass for white. Most we've ever gotten was a "You go, girl." from another black girl while walking in the mall.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 06:40 |
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Pick posted:I assume it also depends on where you live, I was in the south so . Florida, which is the south and not the south all at the same time.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 14:04 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm still reacting to the realization that not being able to control your farts means I should see a doctor. Can you really not hold in your farts? I've been laughing for the past five minutes at the thought of some poor goon completely at the mercy of their own farts. Like, you're at a meeting with your boss or an important client and a look of terror comes over your face as you realize you're about to fart and there's nothing you can do about it.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 21:50 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:Just put your hand down your plants and plug it up. Don't want your boss thinking you're disgusting. Boss: What are you doing?! WampaLord: Well if you know of a better way to stop yourself from farting I'd love to hear it!
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 22:08 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Better than 10 grand worth of half naked conspicuously young looking anime figures That's like four or five anime figures, tops.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 23:42 |
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Mirthless posted:You can't take it with you, dude Well of course you don't take your money with you; it's in the bank. You take your debit card with you.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 16:51 |
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What was that terribly depressing forum about people married to Aspies?
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 18:38 |
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Andrast posted:You got me, you cheeky oval office.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 18:44 |
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WampaLord posted:Show of hands, who besides that goon does the "push your balls to empty your pee more" move? Nah, I just wring it out like a wet rag, then I slap it on the wall/stall wall to get the wrinkles out.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 18:00 |
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Pick posted:A serious one but an interesting one, just complicated feelings and an odd situation: The update: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4edg6i/updateme_30f_with_my_family_and_friends_im/
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 04:47 |
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WampaLord posted:Behold, the dumbest argument ever: But he'll know when they meet in the afterlife, you see.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 15:27 |
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WampaLord posted:Short of someone being dressed in a Phish shirt, how do you tell someone's high in public anyway from a distance? Grateful Dead t-shirt.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 18:43 |
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WampaLord posted:My (23/M) girlfriend's (23/F) kpop obsession is out of control. Got a link for us, boss?
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 19:37 |
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Is someone gonna do a search using the term "circumcision" and start the next derail?
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 22:35 |
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Zelder posted:Jesus Christ, I'll ask because you're clearly angling at it: Mirthless, how often do you poo poo your pants At a rate inversely proportional to how often he cuts his hair.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 22:22 |
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WampaLord posted:Every post, there's a race between Mirthless and ArbitraryC to play Devil's Advocate.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 16:57 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:I might get poo poo on for this, but gently caress him. This seems like the perfect time to teach him that loving over people who care about you means you get to die your horrible cancer death alone. I think loving is exactly what he wants, though.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 18:22 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:29 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:The real revenge would be getting cancer and then cheating on him Cure his cancer so he has to live with the consequences, clearly.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 18:27 |