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FlamingLiberal posted:I only watched the original which was dumb as all hell, never saw the sequel. Hahaha goddamn, did VIN Diesel burn a bridge or something to deserve this kind of scornful treatment of his character? Keep in mind I saw the original xXx when it came out, and all I know about xXx2 is that it stars Ice Cub.
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Corek posted:Hey Hbomberguy: Rob Liefeld's Extreme Universe has been optioned for SEVEN movies by Akiva Goldsman. The Liefeldverse Bloodstrike Bloodwulf Deathblood Bloodstrike 2: This Blood's For You! Youngbloods Bloodwulf: Blood is Thicker Than Water The Bloodvengers: Blood In, Blood Out!! Bloodstrikeł: Blood Strike I'm loving hyped
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Seeing Jurassic Park in theaters was one of the highlights of my childhood, especially as a kid who was obsessed with dinosaurs. Also scared the poo poo out of me, but scary parts really made those kinds of movies memorable as kids. See also: the Neverending Story.
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We saw The Crucible in tenth grade and I do believe it had boobies in it. Witch boobies
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I haven't heard anything about a controversy about that movie yet, but let me guess--animals were harmed during the making of this film? Has anyone made the following joke yet: A Dog's Purpose is to Suffer for Our Profits.
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Jan 20, 2017 06:18
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They should have just gotten a Golden Lab for that scene, those jokers love water. And then the next scene, back to German Shepherd without acknowledging the change. The Lab should have a tennis ball in his mouth and he's wagging his tail vigorously.
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Sean Connery's character got ahold of some info revealing the truth about a bunch of conspiracy stuff, like the JFK assassination and Roswell. He managed to hide the data in the form of microfilm, but was imprisoned for like 30 years secretly by the US government. At the end of the movie Cage retrieves the info.
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Jan 28, 2017 17:16
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A True Jar Jar Fan posted:Does The Hot Topic Crowd even exist still? Did it ever? There's been weirdly dressed teenager cliques handing out at the mall and smoking since the 1950s. I wouldn't be shocked if Hot Topic turns out to be one of those stores that never dies out no matter how terrible they seem, like RadioShack.
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Feb 2, 2017 22:15
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The MSJ posted:I hope the rumors are true and WWZ2 gets David Fincher to direct. Haha REALLY? Is Tomb Raider even a thing anymore? Well I liked her in Ex Machina and the Man from UNCLE.
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Casimir Radon posted:Whoa now. Congo and Johnny Mnemonic are fun movies. These were the two I was going to mention. I've got a soft spot for them both.
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Feb 19, 2017 23:03
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Guy Mann posted:Crichton reused the plot of Westworld so much that even Timeline was about a company trying to build a theme park and everything going wrong, only this time the gimmick was that they were using time travel to build a theme park in actual medieval times. Was this the one where THEY FAX THEMSELVES TO THE PAST! because that's all I remember about that movie. What a dumb idea.
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Feb 26, 2017 05:12
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Young Freud posted:Can't believe that in the discussion about '90s soundtracks, no one's mentioned The Saint. This is one of those weird movies that I honestly loving love and I'm only half sure why. Val Kilmer's great in it and I like the female lead's uninhibited idealism.
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I'm sure Kong will be relevant if only for the Harambe memes that are sure to follow.
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Enter the Matrix has a lesbian kiss between Jada Smith and the big titty italian lady
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parallelodad posted:That's the thing, you look at these characters and see "white people" but that's not necessarily the case, the intent, or the way the original audience saw it. The main characters are named "Spike Spiegel" and "Faye Valentine". Sounds white as gently caress to me.
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PJOmega posted:I swing the other way but a lot of my man seeking friends got really light headed at the helicopter grappling scene in civil war. I remember audible gasps from women in the audience when he switches grips during this scene. Same thing whenever Thor was shirtless.
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Lithgow is also on some British Royalty TV show that my wife loves, playing Winston Churchill.
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Emma Watson was found out to have money in a hidden overseas tax haven. Sure there are many legitimate reasons for a rich and famous person to do this, like anonymity, but the idea that Emma Watson is secretly evil and is using it to fund international terrorism or the slave trade in Mauritania or something is too good to pass up.
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Apr 27, 2017 17:28
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Young Freud posted:Outside of the various "red-title-on-white-background" comedy movies of the 2000s, white background was pretty much firmly a later '60s to '70s movie poster trope... The Dirty Dozen poster is one of my favorites. If that won't get your rear end in a seat, what will? I also love that cartoon style.
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kiimo posted:Jokes aside that's not method that's a legit school of acting thing. Strasberg? I'm not sure which. Fed lines directly and having no idea if they're correct or not? Definitely the Ron Burgundy school.
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Barudak posted:Live. Die. Repeat. Live. Die. Repeat or LDRLDR for all the cool kids into acronyms. Beyond the Edge of Tomorrow
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People should be mad because then it's a wasted opportunity. I say Asian Bond next Bond.
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May 11, 2017 17:39
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Gatts posted:Dude, Hercules had horrible production polish and values. "gently caress Centaurs." and so much poo poo outside of Ian McShane. I was actually surprised to find myself enjoying Hercules as I watched it. I grudgingly went to see it with a friend who's a huge Rock fan. I was completely won over at the end of it, and it remains one of the only Dwayne Johnson roles that I actually liked I've seen him in The Mummy, The Rundown, Walking Tall, and that's pretty much it But Ian McShane elevates every scene he's in for sure. Especially when he's about to die by a flaming spear as prophesied and it doesn't happen and he's so put out.
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Barudak posted:Come on wacky Predator Buddy Cop movie. Imagine a WW2 Enemy at the Gates style film taking place in the bombed out remnants of Dresden...with a predator.
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May 16, 2017 07:09
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:I love Bong Joon Ho and movies about cute animals and movies about how eating meat is evil so I'm all in. Especially baby meat. It's the evillest.
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May 19, 2017 04:34
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:CHiPS made less in its entire run than Baywatch made on opening weekend. It bombed super super hard. Maybe these idiots will figure out that no one gives a gently caress about 80's and 90's tv shows rebooted as movies finally!
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May 29, 2017 15:46
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Timby posted:Except both 21 and 22 Jump Street were great. These were probably what started all the new interest in this genre. By virtue of being good they've inspired a ton of insipod clones hoping to replicate the magic.
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May 29, 2017 17:29
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joylessdivision posted:I don't think I've seen Road Trip. I remember Sex Drive not being horrible, and I always had a soft spot for Eurotrip and Van Wilder. I remember the Sex Drive unrated special edition was a hilarious movie to get drunk to. Here's the opening.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c9WD8ETd8g They literally just green screen a bunch of naked people in during random scenes. Also Seth Green was really loving funny as the Amish car mechanic I haven't seen Eurotrip since it came out on DVD and we watched it on a sleepover, so I have no idea how it holds up, but I still think about the ongoing "Scotty Doesn't Know" gag once in a while and it cracks me up.
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Young Freud posted:
Yeah I'd let him choke me with his FORCE* *dick
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It's pronounced like gooey-duck, right? Gooeystorms sounds like...not a fun time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R258i5BMgwE
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Beachcomber posted:The LotR movies are very weird to me in that I saw them opening night and a few times afterwards, bought the special edition DVDs and have never once felt inclined to watch them since. LotR definitely feels like a huge time investment. They seem a little daunting when I go to dust off the DVDs (because it's either watch all or none of them and I really have to have NOTHING going on that day).
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Inescapable Duck posted:Did he ever try just apologising to the mothman? If anything the mothman should just apologize to him since his wife died in the car accident and mothmen are obviously invincible.
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They should just use Baron Blood so I can watch Captain America gruesomely decapitate him with his shield.
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well why not posted:https://twitter.com/LightsCameraPod/status/930442898000306176 It's gonna be funny one day when he pulls this poo poo for a role and tries to get back down to regular size, but at this point his metabolism's hosed and he's fat forever. Just kidding I've seen The Machinist. I know the lengths the man is willing to go to.
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Lobok posted:Christian Bale is making an admirable sacrifice of his body so that he can bring to the world the best possible biopic of ... *reads script* ... DICK CHENEY?! What the gently caress who caaaaaares?! Dick Cheney shot a man in the face and made the man apologize. Dick Cheney literally doesn't have a heartbeat. Dick Cheney had several man sized safes in his office and no one knew what was inside, ever. There are definitely less interesting unremittingly evil politicians to make biopics about.
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Tickled was great and extremely surreal, guy who wanted to know.
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Leavemywife posted:Some quick Google told me that Chris Pratt's character is facing other giant dinosaurs and trying to keep Blue, the last raptor, from being used for violence. How dare they try to turn that bidepal killing machine into a... bipedal killing machine.
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CharlestheHammer posted:They also get their poo poo wrecked by 12 year old gymnasts. Clearly the military solution should be to weaponize 12 year old gymnasts.
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Nov 25, 2017 00:26
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:My dream movie has always been a Tom Waits biopic starring Ron Perlman as Tom Waits and Tom Waits as the devil. I'm on board but who's playing Young Tom and who's directing?
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Tars Tarkas posted:Search for Katama-kun (or 蒲田くん) and you'll find a bunch of comics about how hilarious the first form is Is that a TOMATO TREE??!?
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