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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Hey, just wanted to congratulate you guys on an amazing Labour performance; it's really energized leftists in America, and if I'm ever in the UK I'd love to buy a brit goon involved in getting the vote out a beer :unsmith:

I was really surprised by how quickly Lavour politicians turned around on Corbyn with hardly a grimace; I figured they were like our politicians and vehemently opposed leftism on the grounds of fellating rich folk, but I guess they sincerely thought Centrism was the way?

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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Zephro posted:

If you want to visit you should probably do it before March 2019. Unless you like eating skewered cockroach and licking rainwater off the rubble of our cities :(

Hopefully Corbyn becomes PM before EU negotiations end, and that he can negotiate a deal and initiate policies that minimize the Roach Meal period as much as possible.

Although from the typical cliches about english food, a roach-based diet might actually be healthier :v:

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
It's good that this is being looked into (and I hope the council that paid for fireproof cladding and got Fire Metal raises a shitstorm), but I hope it doesn't end up being an excuse the gentrify/decant tower blocks. Once the families are evacuated it must look awfully tempting to slap a big ol' "CONDEMNED" sign on the door.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Gum posted:

So the Tories lost the least while losing more than Labour? The fact that you ran and hid after the election rather than claiming victory tells me you don't actually believe this bullshit

In all fairness, this whole line of posts started with pissflaps being coy about group rallies. I dont think its that hard to discern he might not actually be all CORBYN LABOUR DISASTER STRONG AND STABLE

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Fyre owned because it forced all the rich people to bake on a lovely island by themselves and realize how insufferable they are to be around without the sea of poor helpers answering their beck and calls

It was surreal, it felt like the opening scene of a film mocking the whole Going Galt mentality. The moment the workers left the rich ate cheese sandwiches and moaned about reception on their phones until their parents rescued them.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Killer Mike in general is a pretty awesome man, and its a shame he's considered 'too black' by a lot of american professional activists.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

It'd take some time to convey just how nauseating and puerile I find this 'absolute boy' shite. And now they're using it to describe Paul loving Mason. Execrable.

To be fair AFAIK its just a nose-thumbing towards people who used it to insult him (I think?) before the election results. A sort of Daft Punk scenario.

Speaking of, is the UKMT thread that was going on after the first leadership election archived? I recall some pretty amusing arguments over people freaking out over opinion polls 2 years out from the election.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

There are no words, just sympathy, sadness and anger.

To think I'm seeing this video in a fortnight where a tower of social housing has gone up in politically-caused flames, and so many others are shown to be just as at risk. :smith:

If you need some cheering up, think about how trivial the next election will be now that Labour will be less defensive and pessimistic WRT Corbyn. Shitload of debacles between Cameron and May that Tories will have to face.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
It's kind of silly for blaming the working class for not trusting 'experts' when both parties had been holding up austerity economists and other neoliberal shits.

Like, if they didn't want that to happen maybe they shouldn't have shoved idiots in front of cameras and called them experts.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Namtab posted:

There's still a lot of appetite for brexit among people who aren't part of the daily mail commentariat. Even putting aside immigration people genuinely believe that the UK has lost some freedom by being part of the eu

There are genuine arguments against the EU, being a member of it, and in favor of weakening it

It's just that none of them are "Britain's going to get a zillion dollars for everything" short terms, which are what brits were being told.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Hello brightness, my old friend.


Much appreciated dude.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Antares posted:

yeah i think the EU has a natural interest in maintaining the integrity of the union if the UK says "michel, i've made a huge mistake." but at the same time they were totally willing to brutally murder their southern states in the name of ordoliberalism. it could easily come down to their feelings about the person across the table at that moment.

On one hand you have a point, on the other hand they gleefully ripped apart Greece with their bare teeth and showed the chewed remains to every uneasy EU member for seemingly no reason, so I'm not so sure they'd go for the sensible choice.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

jabby posted:

He had an approval rating of -42 a few months ago.

I'm all for optimism but the constant attacks on him made him one of the most unpopular politicians in the country. Sure he managed to turn it around during the campaign but we aren't in a campaign any more.

That's not as damning a rating as one might think, considering he basically ignored the press entirely between the second leadership contest and right before the elections.

Now that they've got momentum going I doubt he's going to disappear and let that happen again. He's basically PM-in-waiting at this point.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Can't believe they pushed off the most important story: rehabilitation apparently turns rapists into super-rapists, one study has claimed.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
why does the UK need nukes when they apparently have a sith lord married to the queen

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
It's going to be a hard sell to convince people Corbyn's plans will cost too much next election, when NI is getting 800 a head just to keep an incredibly unpopular PM.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
If its not too much, could I get a recap on what Amber Rudd's done that's terrible (besides being a Tory)? May using her as a human shield constantly has made me sympathetic towards her which probably needs to be squashed.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Thanks dudes, that was a pretty good summary of things to hate her for.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
you guys must have owned some seriously poo poo cats

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I'm cool with nukes provided the country hires competent scientists and engineers to maintain and store them safely (i.e not any country gutting everything to the bone, not the sauds, short ruling warlords etc.). Ultimately they're just a deterrance from complete invasion; a "if you are capable of destroying us, we can do the same". It's a big part of why Israel and America are terrified of Iran dabbling with nukes and nuclear energy; random unprovoked strafing runs on a country become much deadlier when they have the means to fight back. No country is going to use nukes precisely because every nation on the earth is allied with a bation capable of second strike.

If anything, global dismantlement triggers a game of chicken where as the number of nukes decrease the odds of suffering reprecussions for a first strike also decrease.

At the same time it doesn't matter at all if the UK keeps or dismantles Trident; not only are you allied with other nations with second strike capability, you are also geographically insulated from any sort of spontaneous invasion that doesn't strike other countries first. The Empty House Banking Island is far down on the list of attractive EU nations to invade.

Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Jun 27, 2017

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

baka kaba posted:

How about nukeboatchat?

Answer remains the same: the best nukeboat is your friends nukeboat :v:

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

ukle posted:

Complete aside but the Americans almost built something this loving stupid in the 50's. Looked it up and its this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convair_NB-36H

They never got as far as hooking up the reactor to nuclear propulsion though, as thankfully they realized that it was a colossally stupid idea.

Imagine the wild world we could be in right now if Lockheed was allowed to build a nuclear F-35, though

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
2017 - Began the first war initiated over hacked dick pics

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Night10194 posted:

Imagine the Tories controlled most of the levers of state that decide who is allowed to vote.

also imagine Corbyn's efforts, except after they've been proven incredibly popular and effective Labour still kept running away from him and his policies

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Nuclearmonkee posted:

Haha wait till Brexit becomes a real thing happening now instead of a hosed up thing that's going to happen in the future.

EDIT: Also this thread was very recently about a bunch of people being burned alive in an extremely depressing example of how little late stage capitalism values human life .

Even Brexit has that smidge of hope that Corbyn becomes PM before talks end and sets Britain on a course that lets Britain not be a wasteland long-term and safely exits the EU while keeping the good parts (i.e not the brain drain and austerity vultures)

Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Jun 28, 2017

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Party Boat posted:

I don't think pointing out the difference between a majority (unlikely but possible for opposition parties to achieve) and a 2/3 supermajority (basically impossible) makes Pissflaps pedantic. This is an area with a lot of uncertainty and technical detail and using correct definitions is important.

It also might be a good point to make seeing as how well bribing votes has gone over with the people. Even if it doesn't lead to a government collapse it still undermines the message of Austerity, further sinks their support, and forces them to reinvest in said-bribed officials' community (I mean even if you hate the DUP, the idea of investing in NI in of itself isn't objectionable).

It's absolutely still a viable and compelling option.

Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Jun 28, 2017

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Junior G-man posted:

It just all feels so strong and stable.

Hey pal, only the strongest and stablest of governments operate like a two headed goat

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

Buzzfeed of all places is actually rather good at doing investigative journalism.

They're actually pretty ingenious and created a scheme where the sensationalist TOP 10 THINGS YOU THOUGHT WERE A THING articles that gets billions of views pay for the more serious investigative journalism, thereby appealing to both Facebook Mom Looking to Burn Time and Person Looking for Research Material demographics.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Serene Dragon posted:

Brutal. I really don't know why May wants to stay on as PM, she's getting battered at every turn.

I'm 100% confident that any hope of a post-PM career is being held over her head to keep her in place. As brutal a beating tories might be getting, the idea of a communist PM negotiating a brexit and nationalizing services must terrify the nobles, the investors, the foreign princes, and EU itself. No matter how damaging being in power right now may be, it's worth staying long enough for EU to fuckbarrel Britain and keep services privatized.

I mean, if she actually cared about being PM hiding for the entirety of her term is the worst possible choice of action. It smells more of "I really, really dont want this".

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

feedmegin posted:

I, err, what. We like our Corbs but he isn't actually Lenin you know. Also, hard brexit would be the only way we could do really radical stuff like nationalising industries by fiat and seizing the property of the rich. The EU kind of frowns on that stuff, and the more so the closer your integration with them.

He's not lenin, but he's more likely to negotiate a brexit that is less damaging for the UK while opening the door for further severance of ties with the EU. That's just not something the Tories want.

The EU maintains its relations by making leaving the union a damaging proposition. If a country manages to keep what europeans like (freedom of movement and safety regulation) without losing what they dislike, then smaller countries see less reason to stay.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
For the record I don't deny that brexit is going to suck for the UK a -lot- short and midterm. I'm just optimistic that it can be a chance to weaken the global push for austerity, and open the door for socialist and communist policies.

If I for some strange reason had the ability to vote on your referendums, I would have probably voted Remain because brexit is going to be a really, really painful process for impoverished brits.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

happyhippy posted:

How is Brexit going to do this?

I think Brexit is meant to reduce social and regulatory practices.
The Tories want it done asap so they can ramp up Austerity, and call it patriotism.

Even aside from any concrete policies, just surviving a brexit without becoming Greece will be a fairly large blow to the IMF.

Under tories, their goal is to either negotiate a brexit deal completely unacceptable to the people, or one that complicates relations to an extent that it inexplicably becomes harder to disengage from EU influence.

Under Labour, I assume we would see a brexit that retains access to the market albeit with tariffs importing and exporting, no fiscal control over the UK, and allows freedom of movement that becomes restricted temporarily if one chooses to study within the UK. Those are just the best-case policies I can think of off the top of my head.

Brexit as it was sold to the people is, strangely, not too different from what a socialist government would do (which was why it was so strange to see some tories behind it); more funding for the NHS! More jobs! More local investment! It might not match up to the crazy figures farage & co. were throwing out, but I think Corbyn's plans would be fairly consistent and solidify UKIP -> Labour voters.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

spectralent posted:

The EU reflects it's membership. If europe was more socialist the EU would have to be too, but they aren't, so it doesn't (well, actually, that might be part of the reason for it's present tensions, but, still).


In theory this is true, and I was pro-Reform not Leave for quite a while, but Germany is the closest to socialism outside the nords and they're big proponents of austerity (because their currently unique subsidized low wages attract business). I'm just not confident the EU would tolerate large socialist changes, even if it would be good in the long run for them (see: the IMF's own experts saying austerity wouldn't help Greece pay its debt....while forcing further austerity measures).

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

number one pta fan posted:

I'd like to recount a fairly heavy personal story that's uniquely relevant today. I'm going to spoiler it as a content warning for abortion and self-injury.

At the tender age of 17 I accidentally knocked up my Northern Irish girlfriend. I only found out about NI's abortion rules through that, and I only relatively recently found out that she wouldn't have been entitled to an abortion if she had pursued one in England. At the time she wouldn't even go near a hospital with me, despite not wanting the child. What she actually did was tried to overdose twice, threw herself down a flight of stairs, and naturally miscarried in a psychiatric hospital. Which is what you do to young women when you rule over and indoctrinate them like it's the 18th century and expect them to live in the modern age, as fallible people who make mistakes. Every socially regressive policy has an untold human cost. Last time I spoke to her, ten years after this all took place, she was doing fine and had accumulated 8 cats.

Yeah, thanks to us americans and our janky union, there's comprehensive studies showing that banning abortion doesn't actually reduce abortions, it just raises miscarry rates and results in more dead/unhealthy mothers. Even people who are genuinely concerned with the life of a fetus should be pro-choice, because the alternative just results in more death.

Glad to hear she's doing fine now, cheers

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Kegluneq posted:

Andy Slaughter, who previously resigned from the Shadow Cabinet in June 2016.

Shadow Cabinet member Slaughter of Hammersmith, Lord of the South, Axeman of the Queen, and Scourge of the Dwarves.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Coohoolin posted:

There is absolutely no mainstream left wing brexit narrative and I'm not happy to see Corbyn making symbolic capitulations to the racist thumbpeople Britain. Corbyn's whole thing is that being principled and doing the right thing worked regardless of "electability" shite, why does that stop being the case with Brexit?

Because he's made it clear for quite a while that he's a euroskeptic.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Maybe I'm just simplifying things to left vs. right too much here, but it seems weird that the common sense belief about why people voted brexit is still "moslems git" and not the bold lies about how brexit would reverse all the obscene NHS cuts and privatization and make everything work again. I mean the majority of Leave voters went Labour this election.

I dont know, It just seems more plausible considering that the whole campaign to brexit started happening after Osbourne's fuckery started murdering shitloads of disabled people declared fit-to-work.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Beefeater1980 posted:

That's basically everyone's definition of soft Brexit. Out of the EU but in the single market. AKA the least destructive way of acknowledging the result of a really dumb plebiscite.

Just out of interest: if the same majority had voted to abolish all disability and unemployment benefits and spend the saved amount on the NHS, or to grant homeowners the right to kill anyone trespassing on their property, would the moral imperative to Just Do It be the same?

If Jeremy Corbyn wasn't Jeremy Corbyn but instead Adolf Hitler would you vote for Adolf Corbyn?

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
As an aside, its kind of frustrating how both in the US and in Europe any sort of reasonable concern about immigration policy is immediately dominated with coverage of nazi lunatics.

I understand why it happens, fat shirtless guy with a jugend swinging a flag around gets more views than a discussion on how immigration is incompatible with austerity politics, but it's still annoying.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Beefeater1980 posted:

Free movement of capital is building server banks in Shanghai not Ohio. In the short term speculation might distort that but over time, it averages worker pay over rich and poor parts of the world - everywhere that's in the system. It does the opposite for capital rents (i.e. it concentrates the wealth of whoever has the most) but this is usually moderated by protectionism and corruption, so local elites get rich off the benefit that would otherwise flow to local workers and foreign owners.

I actually don't understand the socialist argument against it and would be interested to know more.

It's because worker pay typically ends up closer to the poorer side than the rich side, protectionism is seeing resistance from the same proponents of free capital, and it allows moneyed interests a middle-man to provide reasonable doubt WRT breaking regulation; it's not our fault our factories overseas used slave labor, all we did was set goals achievable only with slave labor.

Like most ideologies it would be fine in a perfect scenario with fair executors who keep everything above the board and exclude countries with poor records of following regulation and workers rights. But that's not true, and no measures will be put in place to keep elites from hopping to countries with the worst protections.

TPP has been an excellent example of this. Despite agreeing to regulations Vietnam was never observed to have put them in place or prepared for them at any point in the agreements' life before it was killed.

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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

LeoMarr posted:

so corbyn is going to champion an authortarian leftist policy of surging up police spebding ? how is this a good thing.

It's important to remember that while ACAB, american police are uniquely psychopathic in a way that UK police aren't

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