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Someone post the Toxxes
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 22:34 |
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I'm a big idiot who posted in the old thread (which should be locked because of idiots like me) Bonus point for fastest lap is going to happen (if the driver also finishes in the top 10) - I personally don't mind the idea, though I don't think the top 10 requirement is necessary. If the front runners are pacing themselves so much the guy in 15th gets the fastest lap, so be it. I wouldn't like a bonus point for pole, because there's already a reward for that.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 22:48 |
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Stupid post
DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Mar 11, 2019 |
# ? Mar 11, 2019 22:48 |
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The GP is gonna be on at like 4am in Europe isn't it? Another reason why Australia should be illegal.DoctorGonzo posted:If Ferrari doesnt win im going to kill myself Please don't post stuff like this pal
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 22:53 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:If Ferrari doesnt win im going to kill myself Don't do that.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 22:54 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:If Ferrari doesnt win im going to kill myself Are you ok?
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:06 |
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Ferrari won the competition of the most legs broken in a season, who is going to challenge them this year?
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:15 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Mclaren are poo poo.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:26 |
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Love being a Formula 1 fan in the US and we get the first race at a semi-decent time. (10PM local, also don't have to wait until Sunday!)
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:28 |
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Bad taste post im sorry
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:31 |
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OP, that first post is loving dogshit and you should be ashamed. ONLY JOKING It is brilliant and I agree with everything. Apart from the stuff about England. Goodbye Ayrton Senna da Silva Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They set you on the treadmill And they made you change your name And it seems to me you lived your life Like a Mercedes in the rain Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a kid Your tyres burned out long before Your engine ever did Williams in The Wall, by Lewis Hamilton, 2019
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:51 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Ferrari won the competition of the most legs broken in a season, who is going to challenge them this year? I suppose Williams could continue their policy of employing cripples and bring back Alex Zanardi
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:52 |
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https://streamable.com/agrya
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 23:55 |
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Someone post the Toxxes I need to replace my Avatar with something McLaren related but you guys haven't given me anything to use. Also, second page still needs the best gif in the world.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 01:37 |
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no one cares about your avatar or mclaren, sorry OP.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 01:45 |
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How in the gently caress do they repair a car in that state and make it raceworthy in 24 hours
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 01:48 |
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freeranger posted:I need to replace my Avatar with something McLaren related but you guys haven't given me anything to use. Delete this crap
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 01:49 |
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MaoistBanker posted:How in the gently caress do they repair a car in that state and make it raceworthy in 24 hours They aren't allowed an assembled third car these days, but unless they've changed the rules since I last checked, they have all the pieces for a whole third car. If both drivers were to trash their car like that pre race then they'd probably end up with a DNS.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 01:55 |
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Delete this crap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=valQZEMJBEg
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 02:05 |
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Op is very good First race is midnight local after an entire day of St. Patrick’s day drinking we’ll have to see how this goes (poorly)
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 03:14 |
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I HATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. Also toxxes: TOXX COLLECTION POST 1500quidporsche posted:Lance will get on the podium at least twice in 2019 or I’ll eat a month Cactrot posted:I'll take a month if stroll gets two podiums next season Wiltsghost posted:Same, there is zero chance. He is loving garbage. Why do you guys love some rear end in a top hat who is only in the sport because his dad is rich. (also making the same toxx as cactrot) 1500quidporsche posted:Mods please ban me if LeClerc has less points than Vettel at the end of 2019 The pact is sealed. Khablam posted:
The quality of the thread... stays the same. Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Ban me if Ricciardo wins a race in 2019. I look forward to this one ImplicitAssembler posted:I'll record myself doing a shoey if Ricciardo finishes ahead of Hulkenberg in the 2019 WDC standings. freeranger posted:Same OP! geonetix posted:With this recent honda news, iospace take note, i'll have a 3 month probe if RBR ends up in the top 3, and a month anytime max wins a race Nybble posted:Since I'm a F1 Thread newbie, I figure I better fit in and put in my own toxx for the upcoming season. OhsH posted:ban me if lance stroll doesnt out perform kubica big crush on Chad OMG posted:Probate me for a week for every race Lewis Hamilton (🙌🏽) doesn’t win, and ban me if anyone else wins the WDC in 2019. Norns posted:Just ban me if anyone but Merc wins the WDC I guess. gently caress it. Offseason thread ban only, per negotiation! Dirt Road Junglist posted:Sigh. Okay, let me get in on the fun. All noted (from page 48). Frond posted:If Kimi reaches the podium I will eat a completo while running on a treadmill. I think you have the 11 year from last year, but completos for all! ilmucche posted:I'll take the flipside of that. DRJ gets to pick the avatar here. geonetix posted:I’ll be fine. Noted! big crush on Chad OMG posted:I’ll donate $10 to charity for every race that Lewis doesn’t win. Bring it https://www.lls.org/ is the charity. Wicka has also agreed to match. MazeOfTzeentch posted:Because Dan > Max forever, gimme an hour of probate for every position of Renault powertrain-related grid penalty. Either delivered at the end of the season or at time of penalty. All grid penalties will be rounded up to the nearest probation amount, 6, 12, 24, and 72 hours. GramCracker posted:
Alright Kilonum posted:If Haas doesn't score more points than Team Stroll this season I will eat a one week probation. I will be surprised if this comes to fruition, but it'll be Perez carrying the load if it does. Schlesische posted:
Hexyflexy posted:gently caress it, I’ll take a month probe if Kube, the Polish Rose wins a race. Wirth1000 posted:Oh, come on. Even as the resident die hard Williams fan I already know this will never happen. julian assflange posted:Ban me if Lewis Hamilton wins 11(eleven) or more Races in the 2019 Formula 1 World Championship Powershift posted:I don't like ban toxxes because i love you guys and don't want to go without you because williams suddenly pulls some magic rabbit out of their asses and challenges are Lance and Racing Point Lance GP for WDC. NtotheTC posted:if ferrari win either the WDC or the WCC I will buy gonzo archives so he can revel in the quagmire of the 2007 season thread. Or if he doesn't want to wait for season end I will donate to a charity of his choice Thanks Ants posted:£50 to Sands if McLaren don't finish ahead of Racing Point this year Gigi Galli posted:If Ferrari win the title I will recreate a gross chippy box and eat it. Which is fine because I am disgusting fat slob. The pact is sealed Theophany posted:
Noted OhsH posted:New additional toxx. Ban me if kube gets a second season back in 2020 for any team as a full driver. Edward Mass posted:If Haas do not score 150 WCC points, I will donate the US dollar amount of difference to the Something Awful Forums Alright tuo posted:if Bottas (hopefully) finishes in front of Hamilton in the China GP, I will put into the lowtax robotic spine fund by offering one plat code and one archive code in here SPINES FOR THE SPINE THRONE MustardFacial posted:probe me for a week everytime Ferrari shows up with the fastest car, but then doesn't give up the win because of bad strategy or unreliability or Vettel gets nervous and forgets how to drive. Fastest car is defined as qualifying on the pole. Punishment is cumulative at the end of the season. total: 1 week. 1500quidpoocati posted:Probate me 4 a month if failed binboi Alonslow wins the 500 this year Alright GramCracker posted:Lmbo I can’t wait to see Valtteri “Nico Rosberg” Bottas win the 2019 WDC I'm going to ban your rear end if he doesn't Lou Takki posted:Lance stroll will never win a F1 race I mean... I'll make note of this but I doubt it'll come to fruition! welcome 2 Clown Town posted:probate me for one week if lance "arguably one of the worst drivers on the grid" stroll makes it out of q1 in baku :toxx: :ok: Mokotow posted::poland: Ban me for a month if Kubica qualifies or finishes a race at pos 15 or above this season. :rice::toxx: I was half tempted to say "not going to bother recording this one", but he's A. finished every race, and B. did have a 16th place finish in Baku, so it's entirely possible if there's enough DNFs. iospace fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Jun 30, 2019 |
# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:51 |
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Amazing
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:53 |
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despite the criminal lack of Stroll driver of the day and the unbecoming way u treated him, this is a good OP and i had a hearty laugh that gave me chills op. u owe me a new keyboard goonsire!
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 05:00 |
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Bw...bwo...bwoah.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 05:42 |
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Well I guess I'll watch this crap for another year then, it's not like I have anything better to do
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 05:54 |
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:Bw...bwo...bwoah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPLetR8TPW8 lmao has anyone seen this i only started watching f1 yesterday when i saw the netflix doc this is amazing is this guy still driving??
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 05:57 |
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Yay F1 is back. Glad to see you all survived the off-season thread which I can only assume was a dumpster fire. GO ARE DAN
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:01 |
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"bwoah" is the dumbest loving way to transcribe that weird inhuman grunt Kimi makes when he's thinking, it looks like an expression of shock or surprise and we all know Kimi isn't capable of either. It should be "buhhh" or something I blame Reddit
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:02 |
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Because Dan > Max forever, gimme an hour of probate for every position of Renault powertrain-related grid penalty. Either delivered at the end of the season or at time of penalty. Anyone want on the Power of Memes side of this one? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:05 |
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MazeOfTzeentch posted:Because Dan > Max forever, gimme an hour of probate for every position of Renault powertrain-related grid penalty. Either delivered at the end of the season or at time of penalty. Time of penalty, rounded up sound good?
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:11 |
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Not sure what would be rounded up, since grid penalties are integers??
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:13 |
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Forza Ferrari, new thread
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:46 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Forza Ferrari, new thread And it'll be just as poo poo as the beginning of your post
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:07 |
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pik_d posted:And it'll be just as poo poo as the beginning of your post holy poo poo dude, the season hasn't even started. Try not to have an aneurysm.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:21 |
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Dubs fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Mar 12, 2019 |
# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:24 |
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praise Red Bull for keeping my avatar relevant in 2019
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:43 |
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What's this thread's policy on that picture of Christian Horner?
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 08:44 |
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Christian Horners Horny Corner was for when he wasn't known to be such an utter tool (before Vettel)
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 08:55 |
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Hey iospace. As no one is interested in supplying a pic for me to set as my new AV, I'm happy to donate $10 to an Australian charity. Happy to take suggestions otherwise I'll just chose one tomorrow
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 09:03 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:What's this thread's policy on that picture of Christian Horner? What picture?
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 09:58 |