F1 2019-2020 offseason: Groverhaas

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iospace: Jan 19, 2038

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 15:37

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Thanks Ants posted:

We need a update

Give me some time

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 22:43

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

I honestly had forgotten!

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 23:29

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

I HATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.

Also toxxes:
TOXX COLLECTION POST

1500quidporsche posted:

Lance will get on the podium at least twice in 2019 or I�ll eat a month

Cactrot posted:

I'll take a month if stroll gets two podiums next season

Wiltsghost posted:

Same, there is zero chance. He is loving garbage. Why do you guys love some rear end in a top hat who is only in the sport because his dad is rich.

edit: and i realize that applies to a lot of drivers

(also making the same toxx as cactrot)

1500quidporsche posted:

Mods please ban me if LeClerc has less points than Vettel at the end of 2019

The pact is sealed.

Khablam posted:

NtotheTC posted:
Also ban Khablam if Gasly beats Verstappen.

I'll accept this but I will 3x my Max beat his teammate posts as a result.

The quality of the thread... stays the same.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

Ban me if Ricciardo wins a race in 2019.

I look forward to this one

ImplicitAssembler posted:

I'll record myself doing a shoey if Ricciardo finishes ahead of Hulkenberg in the 2019 WDC standings.

freeranger posted:

Same OP!

Also I'll be sad/indifferent if they are terrible again.

Also as it will be time for a new avatar.

if Mclaren break down due to engine related issues during the first testing I'll let you guys pick a new fail Mclaren avatar. If they don't you guys can pick a non fail Mclaren avatar.

I do my toxx's hardcore!

~~Sure why not.~~ He does get an avatar but no one took him up on it :shrug:

geonetix posted:

With this recent honda news, iospace take note, i'll have a 3 month probe if RBR ends up in the top 3, and a month anytime max wins a race

Nybble posted:

Since I'm a F1 Thread newbie, I figure I better fit in and put in my own toxx for the upcoming season.

Leclerc will finish with more WDC points than Vettel in 2019.

OhsH posted:

ban me if lance stroll doesnt out perform kubica

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Probate me for a week for every race Lewis Hamilton (🙌🏽) doesn�t win, and ban me if anyone else wins the WDC in 2019.

Norns posted:

Just ban me if anyone but Merc wins the WDC I guess. gently caress it.

Offseason thread ban only, per negotiation!

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Sigh. Okay, let me get in on the fun.

I'll take a probe of whatever duration Iospace decides to hand down if Kimi podiums in a loving Sauber.

All noted (from page 48).

Frond posted:

If Kimi reaches the podium I will eat a completo while running on a treadmill.
I request an 11 year probation if Lance Stroll ever wins a race.

I think you have the 11 year from last year, but completos for all!

ilmucche posted:

I'll take the flipside of that.
Kimi will podium in 2019 (formula1). Bet you an avatar.

DRJ gets to pick the avatar here.

geonetix posted:

I�ll be fine.

In fact, iospace, given your concern about charities I�ll dump �100 into a charity of your choice if RBR makes top 2 end of season, even if I�m probed

Noted!

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I�ll donate $10 to charity for every race that Lewis doesn�t win. Bring it

https://www.lls.org/ is the charity. Wicka has also agreed to match.

MazeOfTzeentch posted:

Because Dan > Max forever, gimme an hour of probate for every position of Renault powertrain-related grid penalty. Either delivered at the end of the season or at time of penalty.

Anyone want on the Power of Memes side of this one?

All grid penalties will be rounded up to the nearest probation amount, 6, 12, 24, and 72 hours.

GramCracker posted:

Give me a month if RBR place higher in the WCC than Renault

Give me a month if Kvyat doesn't outperform Gasly

Give me 24h every time Are Chili is beat by that retarded looking brit with the star trek name that also races for McLaren

Alright

Kilonum posted:

If Haas doesn't score more points than Team Stroll this season I will eat a one week probation.

I will be surprised if this comes to fruition, but it'll be Perez carrying the load if it does.

Schlesische posted:

Probate me one day for every point Racing Point is in front of Haas at the end of the season, because I don't want to post in a thread that has that many Strolls Shills posts.
If Max Verstappen finishes 3rd in the WDC at the end of the season I will write at least a 2500 word slashfic of Max/Dan with Max as a dom, and involve Christian Horner, to commemorate their obliteration of my hopes and dreams. If I fail to do this between Max becoming a mathematical certainty to finish at least third and the start of testing for the 2020 F1 season, ban me.
If Renault fail to make a single podium all year I will donate $AUD105 to VisionAustralia so that they can help Australians not make the same mistake Daniel Ricciardo has.
If Sebastian Vettel wins the WDC, probate me for a month as I will dreaming of the #megazone and how I will not be on the highway to it.
If Ferrari win the WCC I will allow a Tifosi to ~~vandalise my avatar and text~~ tastefully update my avatar and text.
Okay, I think that's everything.

Hexyflexy posted:

gently caress it, I�ll take a month probe if Kube, the Polish Rose wins a race.

Wirth1000 posted:

Oh, come on. Even as the resident die hard Williams fan I already know this will never happen.

Permaban me if Kubica wins a race in 2019 in the Williams, thanks

julian assflange posted:

Ban me if Lewis Hamilton wins 11(eleven) or more Races in the 2019 Formula 1 World Championship

Powershift posted:

I don't like ban toxxes because i love you guys and don't want to go without you because williams suddenly pulls some magic rabbit out of their asses and challenges are Lance and Racing Point Lance GP for WDC.

so stop doing ban toxxes and come up with something more creative like buying williams/kube gear or donating to a good cause or cutting off a finger or something.

For example

If are Lance doesn't podium at least once this season, i will buy a Lance/LanceGP hat no matter how pink it is

NtotheTC posted:

if ferrari win either the WDC or the WCC I will buy gonzo archives so he can revel in the quagmire of the 2007 season thread. Or if he doesn't want to wait for season end I will donate to a charity of his choice

Thanks Ants posted:

�50 to Sands if McLaren don't finish ahead of Racing Point this year

Gigi Galli posted:

If Ferrari win the title I will recreate a gross chippy box and eat it. Which is fine because I am disgusting fat slob.

What was the name of the thing that scottish guy was going to eat in TRP but then didn't because he was a big baby about it? Munch box?

The pact is sealed :evilbuddy:

Theophany posted:

If a Ferrari driver doesn't win the WDC I will eat a proper English fish and chip dinner, complete with mushy peas, curry sauce and a saveloy.

I'll spare you all livestreaming my guts prolapsing out of my arse the following morning as I try to cup my cock and bollocks out of the way of the toilet pan for your viewing pleasure.

For the uninitiated, a saveloy is basically boiled horsemeat in a condom masquerading as a sausage.

Noted

OhsH posted:

New additional toxx. Ban me if kube gets a second season back in 2020 for any team as a full driver.

Edward Mass posted:

If Haas do not score 150 WCC points, I will donate the US dollar amount of difference to the Something Awful Forums

For example, if Haas score only 149 points, I will donate $1. If they score zero points, I will donate $150.

Alright

tuo posted:

if Bottas (hopefully) finishes in front of Hamilton in the China GP, I will put into the lowtax robotic spine fund by offering one plat code and one archive code in here

SPINES FOR THE SPINE THRONE

MustardFacial posted:

probe me for a week everytime Ferrari shows up with the fastest car, but then doesn't give up the win because of bad strategy or unreliability or Vettel gets nervous and forgets how to drive.

Fastest car is defined as qualifying on the pole. Punishment is cumulative at the end of the season.

total: 1 week.

1500quidpoocati posted:

Probate me 4 a month if failed binboi Alonslow wins the 500 this year

Alright

GramCracker posted:

Lmbo I can’t wait to see Valtteri “Nico Rosberg” Bottas win the 2019 WDC

I'm going to ban your rear end if he doesn't

Lou Takki posted:

Lance stroll will never win a F1 race

I mean... I'll make note of this but I doubt it'll come to fruition!

welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

probate me for one week if lance "arguably one of the worst drivers on the grid" stroll makes it out of q1 in baku :toxx:

:ok:

Mokotow posted:

:poland: Ban me for a month if Kubica qualifies or finishes a race at pos 15 or above this season. :rice::toxx:

I was half tempted to say "not going to bother recording this one", but he's A. finished every race, and B. did have a 16th place finish in Baku, so it's entirely possible if there's enough DNFs.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 23:29

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

MustardFacial posted:

iospace, your math is off. Ferrari qualified on pole in Belgium, Italy, and Singapore and also won those three races. So my toxx is 3 weeks, not 1.

However, they also got pole 6 more times this season and have jack poo poo to show for it because they're a bunch of fraudulent fuckmen.

Yeah I've been lazy :v:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 00:27

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Guess I'm a McLaren fan again

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 16:59

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Serperoth posted:

iospace is this still available? I got paid and I got money that needs to get to a good cause, just like Lewis gets in there.

Yes it is! I owe custard undies it too

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 19:56

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big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I offered to help a lady with her bike on the metro and she screamed at me. There’s an analogy for this thread somewhere in there

She's a Ferrari fan

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 04:18

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Alternately she hates cast iron

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 04:19

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Rhopunzel posted:

you fellas want to start a real fight? what's the best hot sauce

Mild, hot, or super hot sauce?

# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 14:55

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Agreed, anything with extract is gross.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 15:08

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Sliding in to say lol Ferrari

# ¿ Nov 17, 2019 20:37

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Khablam posted:

No, he sucks. Vettel rudely chinked left to make Leclerc put himself in a worse position for the next corner, and Charles just let Vettel hit him.

Reactions of a drowning whale.

Hey, you might want to avoid unfortunate typos like this in the future, just a heads up.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 16:55

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

I agree, shut up about it now

# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 19:16

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Frond posted:

Can you like a sport but absolutely despise it’s fanbase? That is my relationship with Soccer.

Yes.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 20:08

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Tuesday's coming...

Did you bring your coat? (I'll process toxxes then)

# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 23:13

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

JUDGEMENT DAY

TOXX COLLECTION POST

1500quidporsche posted:

Lance will get on the podium at least twice in 2019 or I�ll eat a month

Cactrot posted:

I'll take a month if stroll gets two podiums next season

Wiltsghost posted:

Same, there is zero chance. He is loving garbage. Why do you guys love some rear end in a top hat who is only in the sport because his dad is rich.

edit: and i realize that applies to a lot of drivers

RIP 1500.

1500quidporsche posted:

Mods please ban me if LeClerc has less points than Vettel at the end of 2019

Spared from the ban though.

Khablam posted:

NtotheTC posted:
Also ban Khablam if Gasly beats Verstappen.

I'll accept this but I will 3x my Max beat his teammate posts as a result.

Safe.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

Ban me if Ricciardo wins a race in 2019.

Sadly safe :smith:

ImplicitAssembler posted:

I'll record myself doing a shoey if Ricciardo finishes ahead of Hulkenberg in the 2019 WDC standings.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI (do the shoey).

geonetix posted:

With this recent honda news, iospace take note, i'll have a 3 month probe if RBR ends up in the top 3, and a month anytime max wins a race

I slipped on this one. Whoops.

Nybble posted:

Since I'm a F1 Thread newbie, I figure I better fit in and put in my own toxx for the upcoming season.

Leclerc will finish with more WDC points than Vettel in 2019.

Safe

OhsH posted:

ban me if lance stroll doesnt out perform kubica

Safe

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Probate me for a week for every race Lewis Hamilton (🙌🏽) doesn�t win, and ban me if anyone else wins the WDC in 2019.

Welp, this is going to be a thing. 10 weeks.

Norns posted:

Just ban me if anyone but Merc wins the WDC I guess. gently caress it.

Rip Norns.

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Sigh. Okay, let me get in on the fun.

I'll take a probe of whatever duration Iospace decides to hand down if Kimi podiums in a loving Sauber.

Safe

Frond posted:

If Kimi reaches the podium I will eat a completo while running on a treadmill.
I request an 11 year probation if Lance Stroll ever wins a race.

Safe

ilmucche posted:

I'll take the flipside of that.
Kimi will podium in 2019 (formula1). Bet you an avatar.

Not safe! DRJ gets to give ilmucche an avatar.

geonetix posted:

I�ll be fine.

In fact, iospace, given your concern about charities I�ll dump �100 into a charity of your choice if RBR makes top 2 end of season, even if I�m probed

Safe

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I�ll donate $10 to charity for every race that Lewis doesn�t win. Bring it

100 to https://www.lls.org/ is the charity. Wicka has also agreed to match.

MazeOfTzeentch posted:

Because Dan > Max forever, gimme an hour of probate for every position of Renault powertrain-related grid penalty. Either delivered at the end of the season or at time of penalty.

Anyone want on the Power of Memes side of this one?

GramCracker posted:

Give me a month if RBR place higher in the WCC than Renault

Give me a month if Kvyat doesn't outperform Gasly

Give me 24h every time Are Chili is beat by that retarded looking brit with the star trek name that also races for McLaren

One month to Gram.

Kilonum posted:

If Haas doesn't score more points than Team Stroll this season I will eat a one week probation.

RIP

Schlesische posted:

Probate me one day for every point Racing Point is in front of Haas at the end of the season, because I don't want to post in a thread that has that many Strolls Shills posts.
If Max Verstappen finishes 3rd in the WDC at the end of the season I will write at least a 2500 word slashfic of Max/Dan with Max as a dom, and involve Christian Horner, to commemorate their obliteration of my hopes and dreams. If I fail to do this between Max becoming a mathematical certainty to finish at least third and the start of testing for the 2020 F1 season, ban me.
If Renault fail to make a single podium all year I will donate $AUD105 to VisionAustralia so that they can help Australians not make the same mistake Daniel Ricciardo has.
If Sebastian Vettel wins the WDC, probate me for a month as I will dreaming of the #megazone and how I will not be on the highway to it.
If Ferrari win the WCC I will allow a Tifosi to ~~vandalise my avatar and text~~ tastefully update my avatar and text.
Okay, I think that's everything.

48 days. Should spare you from the Habs. No Renault podiums either.

Hexyflexy posted:

gently caress it, I�ll take a month probe if Kube, the Polish Rose wins a race.

Safe

Wirth1000 posted:

Oh, come on. Even as the resident die hard Williams fan I already know this will never happen.

Permaban me if Kubica wins a race in 2019 in the Williams, thanks

Safe

julian assflange posted:

Ban me if Lewis Hamilton wins 11(eleven) or more Races in the 2019 Formula 1 World Championship

Guess what, 11 :v:

Powershift posted:

I don't like ban toxxes because i love you guys and don't want to go without you because williams suddenly pulls some magic rabbit out of their asses and challenges are Lance and Racing Point Lance GP for WDC.

so stop doing ban toxxes and come up with something more creative like buying williams/kube gear or donating to a good cause or cutting off a finger or something.

For example

If are Lance doesn't podium at least once this season, i will buy a Lance/LanceGP hat no matter how pink it is

Buy the hat.

NtotheTC posted:

if ferrari win either the WDC or the WCC I will buy gonzo archives so he can revel in the quagmire of the 2007 season thread. Or if he doesn't want to wait for season end I will donate to a charity of his choice

Safe.

Thanks Ants posted:

�50 to Sands if McLaren don't finish ahead of Racing Point this year

McLaren best of the rest, somehow

Gigi Galli posted:

If Ferrari win the title I will recreate a gross chippy box and eat it. Which is fine because I am disgusting fat slob.

What was the name of the thing that scottish guy was going to eat in TRP but then didn't because he was a big baby about it? Munch box?

Safe.

Theophany posted:

If a Ferrari driver doesn't win the WDC I will eat a proper English fish and chip dinner, complete with mushy peas, curry sauce and a saveloy.

I'll spare you all livestreaming my guts prolapsing out of my arse the following morning as I try to cup my cock and bollocks out of the way of the toilet pan for your viewing pleasure.

For the uninitiated, a saveloy is basically boiled horsemeat in a condom masquerading as a sausage.

EAT THE FOOD, THEO

OhsH posted:

New additional toxx. Ban me if kube gets a second season back in 2020 for any team as a full driver.

Back pocket'd.

Edward Mass posted:

If Haas do not score 150 WCC points, I will donate the US dollar amount of difference to the Something Awful Forums

For example, if Haas score only 149 points, I will donate $1. If they score zero points, I will donate $150.

122 dollars to the spine fund!

tuo posted:

if Bottas (hopefully) finishes in front of Hamilton in the China GP, I will put into the lowtax robotic spine fund by offering one plat code and one archive code in here

Safe

MustardFacial posted:

probe me for a week everytime Ferrari shows up with the fastest car, but then doesn't give up the win because of bad strategy or unreliability or Vettel gets nervous and forgets how to drive.

3 weeks

1500quidpoocati posted:

Probate me 4 a month if failed binboi Alonslow wins the 500 this year

Safe

GramCracker posted:

Lmbo I can’t wait to see Valtteri “Nico Rosberg” Bottas win the 2019 WDC

Rip in piss

Lou Takki posted:

Lance stroll will never win a F1 race

safe

welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

probate me for one week if lance "arguably one of the worst drivers on the grid" stroll makes it out of q1 in baku

safe

Mokotow posted:

Ban me for a month if Kubica qualifies or finishes a race at pos 15 or above this season. :toxx:

already fulfilled

# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 23:30

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Also, if you have a video toxx or some poo poo, you have till the end of the year to do it.

e: gotta recalculate Mustard Facial's.

iospace fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Dec 3, 2019

# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 23:31

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Tsaedje posted:

He really seems to have lost a lot of sleep over it. Oh wait he just casually cruised to an easy win while Max was melting down to his team about a minor technical problem he had already been told there was no fix for.

Max will never be WDC

Your funeral

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 15:16

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

NtotheTC posted:

I'll happily match this - ban me if Max Verstappen is ever F1 WDC unless I write a giant effort post explaining why Khablam was a prescient genius and fully deserving of being the Arch Elder of the thread, and that Access is a perfectly reasonable database solution.

Alrighty then

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 15:32

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 03:50

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Seriously, we have a politics forum.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 03:51

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Big Huski Boi posted:

Merry Christmas F1 thread

# ¿ Dec 25, 2019 16:25

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Welcome back

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 21:58

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

jazzyhattrick posted:

A new bin wagon, soon to be revealed. Chills.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 15:22

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

the kentucky quid posted:

Rossi is out at the factory Yamaha team. Undecided on his future lmfao

Saw that coming.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 17:11

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Ferrari fans: surely this is the year where Mercedes leaves so we can fill the power vacuum!

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 00:14

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Can't wait for Ferrari to win a race, only to be caught cheating, again.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 19:08

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Bring me all the Ferrari tears. All of them.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 23:54

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Lol Ferrari

# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 16:45

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Tsaedje posted:

Did you unlock this thread just to mock Ferrari? Kudos.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 16:49

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