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Hardcordion posted:
kids can sleep really heavily.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 10:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 21:30 |
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quote:I'm a high school senior. I'm what you would call a mischievous student. I bought a magnet. It's a pretty big magnet. Pretty cool looking magnet. Pretty loving strong magnet. I brought said magnet to school. I showed all my friends. Wed a little "Test Your Strength" booth that the security guards took part in. Point was to take it off a locker. Fun stuff. I had the magnet in my hand. I should've had it in the cardboard protective wrap. I walked into English Class and went straight to my teacher's desk to ask a question. I forgot I was holding said magnet. Said magnet jumps out of my hand and attaches to the drawer. All metal in the drawer jumped to where the magnet was stuck. There were CDs in the drawer. The stuff that flew must've scratched and cracked some CDs. CDs were unreadable. I was laughing too hard to take it off the desk. The substitute teacher was too weak to pry it off. He called maintenance to remove the magnet. Then security to remove me. I now have a Saturday School Detention and am facing a suspension for "destruction of property." I feel bad so I'll replace the CDs.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 02:43 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:magnets dont gently caress up cds.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 05:46 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:loving magnets, how do they HNNNNNNNNNGHH----------- they don't gently caress up cds
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 13:16 |
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Thats actually pretty funny.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 14:19 |
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Len posted:Also slightly racist Maybe they are tallying his snorts and 'actually's.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 05:51 |
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I saw that on reddit and half the comments were fulminating about child abuse.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 09:30 |
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that's completely plausible fyi, good clear 5yo thinking
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 06:01 |
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In the drama classroom
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 00:57 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This probably appeared in a previous iteration of this thread, but it just popped up in my life again, so I am sharing with all of you (again). I think that's from an old Douglas Adams book.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 08:14 |
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lol, same, what are the odds
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 01:53 |
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Haifisch posted:It took me a couple reads to figure out what was even supposed to be happening there. that sounds made up, as in meta stdh. it's stdhtdh.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 11:59 |
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 10:23 |
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Haifisch posted:Pfft, like practicality matters to people fantasizing about chasing away the scary criminal man. oh massah pleez don beat these bones with yo batt less (shows whites of eyes and cowers racistly)
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 07:51 |
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Verisimilidude posted:changing my wifi to ALL CUPS ARE BUTTHOLES post-haste renaming your wifi to I CAN HEAR YOU loving LIKE HORNY REPTILES is a great way of dealing with noisy neighbours fyi
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 09:12 |
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I tried to read it but my thumb kept scrolling and wouldn’t let me
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 10:12 |
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cash crab posted:My number one writing pet peeve is people who are ostensibly allergic to the word "said". If your ability to describe a situation is decent, then you don't need to expand on the fact that your character "snarled" something. If you try and act a scene (and this is a scene as much as it is a fantasy validating her non-fatness) out loud by actually doing the actions your characters are using, guess what? Every single person looks loving bonkers. said bookisms.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 01:31 |
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is that obviously ridiculous?
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 03:33 |
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verbal enema posted:Where is the title of the thread's story at it's in ur heart bro look in there you will see I speak truth
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 11:23 |
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Nth Doctor posted:I have a colleague who was forcibly corrected to write with his right hand back in grade school in the 70’s, and as a result, holds his pen in an unusual grip. What's weirder, though, is he uses his left hand on his computer mouse! Mousing left hand is a really good way to prevent OOS. it's no good for gaming but fine for work once you're used to it.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 06:28 |
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BioEnchanted posted:On the homegrown STDH I liked that one guy who claimed that his job had had no actual things to do for years due to other jobs absorbing them (or he was absorbing unused titles, something like that) so he's just sit around at work with nothing to do. Thats actually kind of plausible, if you allow for a little exaggeration. A few years back I had a full time professional job where i did 2-4 hours of actual work per week.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 09:34 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That elevator one is just so stupid. In reality I guarantee he just sheepishly said "ok..." and sulked down the stairs while imagining how badass it would be if he got his incredibly petty revenge. L'esprit d'ascenseur.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 23:06 |
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Sweet jesus
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2018 09:57 |
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sinburger posted:Dildo MacGyver user_names_that_should_happen.txt
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2018 13:10 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Shakespeare's texts aren't in English though, for any reasonable definition of English. A native speaker of English can't reliably read Shakespeare without help, for any reasonable definition of read. Yes they are, you buffoon
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 11:31 |
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stdh.txt: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Time to lie.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 08:40 |
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Kids say random poo poo like that all the time.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2018 20:42 |
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I love hell dimension it's everything I dreamed about as a child
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 06:22 |
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It's a joke.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 08:27 |
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uvar posted:Ah, so that's why I've been getting a bunch of dumb Starbucks name joke tweets lately. Always strange when you miss out on the reference, but glad I didn't bother going looking for it. I gave my name as dumb starbucks name joke and no-one bothered shouting it out! Result, try it!
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 07:54 |
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bike tory posted:
Most of them seem plausible to me bc kids say insane random poo poo all the time
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 08:43 |
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This thread often has a fairly shaky idea of what sort of poo poo kids do and don't say, weirdly adult and/or bizarre statements happen all the time
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2018 21:11 |
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I love the neopets food items: Slum floss Left soup Fancy stink Boron cheese core Bloody sandwich Hollow cone Meta pizza Chicken sought Sparklogg Flosh cake Potato day merry sandwich Bam steak people cake Spicy tea shaped and chocolate fount scorf long Want me some meta pizza. Wasn't there a Harry Potter chapter that was curated autocorrect results or something?
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 23:33 |
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Smh if you don't use colon get in colon irl
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 01:23 |
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bike tory posted:I buy the breastfeeding bit tbh, especially if it's a really young baby you don't just pop them off and put them down. Picturing them bouncing up and down on the nipple like a chubby, bemused remora
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 06:29 |
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people in this thread have no idea how weird kids actually are lol
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 03:39 |
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CordlessPen posted:Also, and I know this is a minor point, but I find it hard to believe that someone who signs letters in a somewhat official capacity would do it by hand with a blue ballpoint pen. Lol wat
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 00:06 |
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Aleph Null posted:I'd fill the gently caress out of that form, though. Sir, I would like a blankey at this time, sir.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 19:47 |
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oldpainless posted:Giving someone an antique cello for doing some juggling seems like a bad trade on their part. A decent antique cello is like $15,000, old ones generally cost a lot more
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 05:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 21:30 |
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Once when I was 6, me and my brother snuck into an empty building through a basement window. We were going to play doctor. He showed me his, but when it got to be my turn I chickened and ran. What do you remember about your mother
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 08:34 |