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girl pants posted:someday this person is going to hear about rejection sensitive dysphoria and it's going to change their whole world poo poo.
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DominoKitten posted:Every single man I have ever lived with has left layers of piss droplets in the bathroom for me to clean up save one. My father. Roommates. Boyfriends. They did not and would not clean it up themselves, and some vociferously denied their own culpability, but I knew. And no, it's not on the seat, these men were not that abominable, it's a fine misting all around the toilet itself on the floor. I've lived with all women and I've lived with all men, and there's no comparison: the bathroom was always way dirtier with the women. I lived with two female roommates for a while and I had to wipe underneath the front of the seat every time after they pissed. Like if I happened to go in too soon after and lifted the seat to piss I was risking getting drops of piss all over my hand. It's happened with with some of the other women I've lived with too. maybe I've just lived with weirdos tho
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Clark Nova posted:Asking a woman to sign an abortion contract has got to be the most effective form of birth control ever devised. there's an NBA player who infamously did this when he was in college. pretty sure it was JJ Redick and I think there may be a copy of the contract online somewhere e: J.J. Redick And His Ex-Girlfriend Had An Abortion Contract e2: I guess it was during his first year in the league, not in college Stevie Lee fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Feb 27, 2018 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Should be illegal to date while fat what if you get fat while dating
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Pick posted:Ducks do that too I appreciated this.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I can guarantee that she's sleeping with every one else doubtful
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Bogus Adventure posted:I think the only solution is for her to tear open that dude's rear end in a top hat. Maybe when he's making GBS threads blood clots, he'll understand what she's going through. he probably already tried being pegged and didn't enjoy it
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:not just hot grills, you gotta fuckin, crush that poo poo, till it's the width of exactly one carbon nanotube, with extreme flakes surrounding an interior that is the exact temperature and consistency as molten gold, and you pay $14 for it. where can I buy this
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dudeness posted:I didn't even realize you keep wearing the engagement ring after marriage until a few months ago, so all this time I've been reading these stories thinking what does it matter it's just going in a box after a while anyway then you wear the wedding band. what the gently caress is the wedding band for then wow I'm dumb
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Play posted:Holy crap on owing 10k and 13k on two cards with 5,000 dollar limits lmao. Also spending 1k a month on food when income is like 2.5k total. Stop stuffing your faces you dumb fat fucks how is that even possible is everything over $5k interest and late fees? god drat
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La Brea Carpet posted:Bartlby the Jiggler nice
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lmao what a pussy
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:be more positive, think about how great vagina is. and i think penii are more chaotic than evil. chaotic neutral. suck my landerig
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32 hairs!!!!
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LadyPictureShow posted:Strap-in folks, we’re on the train... tho Boozetown. yeah, that lady controls her alcohol intake better than most of america. my mom used to drink a whole box of franzia chardonnay and pass out on the couch about an hour after my brother and I got home from school. she would then wake up and yell at us for having the TV volume too loud while playing playstation (before she threw it down the stairs one day).
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Milotic posted:Sorry for the lack of line breaks. There’s a comment by op which I’ve included separately I was really loving confused reading this wondering why his wife thought he should move to to North Carolina with ex to save their marriage 
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CheesyDog posted:Y'all are enjoying some front AND back juices in here I wish
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the gently caress is a polycule
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Yankee swaps are the only good thing about christmas besides the Reeses Christmas Trees
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why on the bed though
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La Brea Carpet posted:Apartment maintenance man saw me in a state of undress, put his finger in my mouth. There's a Forensic Files episode about this. She got murdered, I think.
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sorry I'm on drugs
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FAUXTON posted:Like, bedbug style? mantis style? What game plan am I looking at here? Have you seen It Follows?
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FAUXTON posted:Uh that's someone who never should have gotten a fuckin license in the first place The bicyclist deserved the ticket. I used to ride a bike to work every day and everything goes a lot better when you actually follow the laws.
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what the gently caress
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I have an Italian friend that eats mashed potatoes with pasta for some reason e: as a side dish, if that was unclear
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quote:(I work in a tech field so I know how to look up random info about people from time to time) impressive
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love to bump into my fiancee by chance when I go snowboardinh
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Bust Rodd posted:Finding out your children are in love and married is both deeply hosed up and also a stunning indictment of your terrible parenting. maybe this is just what happens when a mother doesn't make sure to ask her adopted child whether or not they have had any improper thoughts about their siblings
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Leon Einstein posted:Anyone see the Netflix show You about the stalker dude? The woman left her blinds open and all her lights on every night and would masturbate in full view of pedestrians on the street. Seemed ridiculous to me. one of the better comedies I've seen this year
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chitoryu12 posted:WIBTA if I stopped spending time with my friends? shut up...BIRD!
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