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blue squares posted:When people protested Trump going on SNL I was ambivalent, but now he is going to be on Fallon and watching Jimmy laugh and be nice to him would be soul destroying, I think. He was already on Fallon, and it was pretty hilarious, TBH.
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fishmech posted:The bill passes the house 435-0 and the senate 99-1 98. Marco missed the vote. E: goddamnit
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greatn posted:Mr Trump is always packing and never taken by surprise. Always bring a gun to a swordfight
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Oiled and Ready posted:Scalia just died y'all This_fucking_election.txt
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With Scalia dead, RBG should troll all the "wait a year" talk, and announce her immediate resignation.
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Perfectly Safe posted:"One of these men goes out every night and fists prostitutes to death in an abandoned warehouse. can you guess which one?" Make or female prostitues? That's important to my decision.
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SNAKES N CAKES posted:What if Rubio takes third place in Florida? Well, remember that his strategy is 3-2-1. So 3 in 2016, 2 in 2020, and el prez in 24! It's called the long game, proles 
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uncurable mlady posted:Infinite Hitlers on Infinite Earths Imagine four hitlers at the top of a cliff, and a perfect copy of hitler appears and pushed the last one off...
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Fidel Castronaut posted:Actually, this reminds me that Trump has somehow avoided coming off as snooty in most ways. He talks about steaks, not foie gras or some other stereotypical rich people food. He has a private jet and a trophy wife and a gauche aesthetic with gold fixtures and everything but none of his poo poo comes off as high-brow "more refined tastes," whereas John Kerry (speaking of condiments) couldn't shake that poo poo in 2004 and its association with his wealthy upbringing. Because it's never really how true it is, it's about the messaging, which Trump has command over. Remember Swift boat veterans? Romney and the Caddy elevator? See also: Dukakis.
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Karl Sharks posted:Yes, but the specific thing he's referring to I Googled and got this: They look like penis...es. penii.
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paranoid randroid posted:im the ghost photobombing Cruz Stay safe, Cruz ghost
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A little late, but Trump winery does not appear to be affiliated at all with Trump:quote:Trump Winery is a registered trade name of Eric Trump Wine Manufacturing LLC, which is not owned, managed or affiliated with Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their affiliates. On their 14 page loving legal document. http://www.trumpwinery.com/legal/
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pathetic little tramp posted:Okay so with that count, the best scenario for Cruz is 469+887 which is 1356. If Trump triggers WTA in NY, that number is 1261, meaning Trump basically just has to win 24 delegates outside of NY to eliminate Cruz mathematically. But it's not about mathematically eliminating him. There's only one person in to win the delegate race. The rest have to deny him 1237, and hope for skullduggery come July.
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nachos posted:What's stopping the RNC from just funding 4 skeleton campaigns in 2020 to ensure nobody hits 1237? Because this poo poo is only getting crazier and we'll have that Morrow guy from Texas and Martin Shkreli vying for the GOP nom next time around. Still need rubes to vote for them. And at this point, rubes seem to be in the majority.
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FAUXTON posted:they're going to bleed reince for the fuel in those aren't they? Nah. Trump vodka. It will be called... The Magatrump cocktail.
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Apr 9, 2016 00:38
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zoux posted:Paul Ryan wants to be the President of the US, he just doesn't want to damage his brand by being the candidate presiding over the dismantling of the Republican Party. Or... he's seeing this as an opportunity to create a brand new republican party from the ashes. Burn it down before the convention, build it up in GE!
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Al! posted:I'd imagine you'd see a lot of rich people using polygamy as a way to avoid taxes so that would be a fun thing to straighten out Much cheaper to marry the mistress too than deal with a cheating sex scandal
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Is there a good article explaining the nuances of Delegate selection, and how the delegates that are ostensibly pledged for Trump end up being Cruz supporters? I get that Cruz is somehow recruiting second ballot candidates, but how that process is games or manipulated is pretty opaque to me.
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smg77 posted:http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/03/10/a_contested_republican_convention_explained.html Much appreciated!
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My Imaginary GF posted:who loving wears a suit on a rollercoaster Casual clothing fits don't sufficiently hide the seams of flesh bodysuits
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No surprises, but the gem in this isn't even about fields: “Not every minor interaction needs to go to court. Time for everyone to chill out,” he said. “Jeb Bush has a better claim for battery against Trump after those debates than this reporter does against Lewandowski.” El oh el
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Mr. Pumroy posted:imagine ted cruz eating soup out of the hollowed out skull cavity of one of his victims
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I'm amazed that anyone would pay Karl Rove a thin nickel to predict which day comes after Tuesday, after his completely wretched performance.
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Karl Sharks posted:
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Epic High Five posted:McConnell unironically excited to blow his party up just to install a candidate who called him stupid on the floor of the Senate and still refuses to withdraw that statement 11th dimension chess. He gets to watch Cruz burn in the GE, then call people like him and trump goatfuckers, and return to the status quo
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Apr 18, 2016 21:52
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:The party has already made it public and clear that they're trying to gently caress Trump. What's worse- that they go for broke, or they suddenly stop and an arbitrary point and say "welp ok haha guess you're the candidate please trust us". The Scadenfreude of watching a republican president get the same stone-wall treatment from a republican congress that Obama got would be really a treat.
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sharkbomb posted:
The announcement would be Classic. "Hey, all you people that say I don't like women, which I have many friends that are women, I want meet my running mate, Mia Love! Mia, come up here, Mia love to see you VP long time, right?" :slaps her rear end as she walks to mic:
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Apr 28, 2016 22:45
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Louisgod posted:to be fair most goons can't afford pills. I guess we ought to engage The Saurus about that.
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:she's not wrong I wish people would stop retweeting J-Rubin, because she's probably the third most difficult person on the eyes this election season. And she supports the first two for office.
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May 3, 2016 23:38
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Looks like Trump showed Jeb his "O" face while he was stomping him.
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Mirthless posted:OK, that's fair, her head's just one size too small, then Looks like she wears a slightly larger than medium jacket to me.
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logikv9 posted:two words Better than Jeb's Guaco Bowl diplomacy
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Captain_Maclaine posted:*points at own crotch, gets annoyed when people have to move closer to resolve individual fingers* It's difficult to identify individual limbs, but there is a combined overlap in parts to make at least one female, yes. e: Louisgod posted:lmao Permabanned user Arrrrchimedes. And like 20 other accounts. Nice try though. God what a great day. Dalaram fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:So you're saying she was asking for it. If the egg fits...
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Philthy posted:My face aches from grinning. I can't get enough of these. Holy god my face
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FAUXTON posted:You have to admit that they would have a loving huge amount of explosives. Jet fuel can't melt thigh muscles
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MariusLecter posted:gunshine, it's distilled grain alcohol with a drop of gun oil for aroma I mean, you laugh, but if someone could make alcohol that smelled like Hoppes #9 gun cleaning solvent, I'd drink nothing else.
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Joementum posted:Has anyone reported what pokemon you can find in the stadium where they're holding the convention yet? They ought to spawn a super rare poke in the convention, then publicly broadcast who caught it. Get the riots a good shove
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DarkCrawler posted:...well, Week #2 is starting out strong It's something specific to Tuesday's. Sample size 2
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Boosted_C5 posted:I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush. Yaaaaas queen
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