Cubone posted:

ANYWAY, before the last thread was closed we were talking about the best comedy of the last two decades and we all agreed that it's anchorman

Sally posted:

Sonic-the-Hedghog-Neo-Sex-God-Duncan-Idago-237... couldn't Miles Teg run so fast he could slow down time? the part where he could give women orgasms just by looking at them was wild. Heretics of Dune was rubbish to an incredible degree

CelticPredator posted:

Rich Evans finest role

Cold on a Cob posted:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

A friend of mine is a big Joe Bob Briggs fan and I showed her Hack-o-Lantern and then she went home and immediately watched the JBB episode of Hack-o-Lantern.

She's now obsessed with Hy Pyke and I don't blame her.

Rageaholic posted:

https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1484265689351434241

Robert Pattinson Batman is 3 hours long

Gripweed posted:

https://twitter.com/starwars_chars/status/1485323966780641284?t=_QXLHYtR275rOEUsWOFZTA&s=19

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Tunicate posted:

They should have had the balls to make it jar jar.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I love how it's so quiet you can hear the applause sign.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Not having played the games or read the novels, I'm still loving baffled by what's going on in the Witcher. Everyone keeps naming places. The only one I remember is Milfguard. Nobody has any cultural signifiers. The kid's grandpa is a skeliga, what the gently caress is that? He was just another bland pudgy british guy. The nilfguard guys are more generic british guys. Geralt looks like a freak but apparently that's not a Witcher thing it's a Geralt thing? The others are just more regular dudes? I'm so confused by the stakes.

I really want to like it too. Buff sword man stabs monsters, tries to be dad. I'm on board. But I have no idea what's going on.

TheSwizzler posted:

Wouldn't The Witcher just be better as a Rami-Tapert joint? Like 26 episode seasons with Geralt and a revolving cast of sidekicks getting into scrapes, fighting monsters and solving problems? That'd still leave enough room for the mage nonsense/Niflgard stuff/Ciri story to slowly develop in the background. Trying to do a 10-episode prestige format with something that's fundamentally best as "Man scowls, fights a wacky monster" just seems like a losing proposal. You don't need to turn it into some kinda GoT politics-fest. Just cut the budget, shoot more episodes and give us more silly monster poo poo.

PostNouveau posted:

Shoulda got the lady from the stoned elf gif imho

Regarde Aduck posted:

Lmao wtf

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Oh cool, another horrible piece of media trash you can't reasonably criticize because actual nazis have set up camp and hate it for the dumbest reasons.

No Mods No Masters posted:

Everyone loves Wedge and the gang, etc etc, but yeah they were all pretty unabashed about hooking up with horse and bird people and stuff. They largely got a pass at the time even though those books were at the peak of people hating furries and I guess now it’s come around to people being mostly cool with it. So be it I guess

Sagebrush posted:

no, wedge is a human. he hooked up with a bird lady.

X JAKK posted:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaalright, gonna be taking a closer look at a terrible comedy flop from each year of the 2000's, excluding obviously bad parodies and low budget films for the sake of variety, and you the people get to vote which ones are featured between two picks from each year, or dont and I just do what I want anyway, doesnt matter. Here's a visual aid I spent entirely too long making.



CHOOSE YOUR CRAP

2000 - Ready to Rumble VS Loser
2001 - Corky Romano VS Bubble Boy
2002 - Stealing Harvard VS Sorority Boys
2003 - Malibu's Most Wanted VS Shanghai Knights
2004 - Surviving Christmas VS Taxi
2005 - The Pacifier VS The Ringer
2006 - Little Man VS The Benchwarmers
2007 - Fred Claus VS Norbit
2008 - Meet Dave VS Drillbit Taylor
2009 - Old Dogs VS Balls Out

Gutcruncher posted:

Duh just watch wheels on meals on loop forever, stupid.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I rewatched them old The Mummy from 1999, what a loving banger. The effects still hold up for the most part. Soooo fun.

TTBF posted:

There was a dude in my college social circle who told everyone I had terrible taste in movies and his evidence was that I preferred First Blood to the other Rambo movies. He insisted the film was terrible garbage compared to the others and was like "if the first Die Hard movie was about John McLane filling his taxes instead of killing people."

Hated that dipshit.

infernal machines posted:

See, also: Ten Forward the bar, was named for its address on Earth, which it coincidentally shared with its address on the star ship Enterprise, 500 years later, in space.

Sagebrush posted:

Khal Drogo and Danerys Targaryen was the only healthy relationship on that entire show

The Anime Liker posted:

Lena Headey had an ironclad no nudity contract so she got her screen time cut.

Maisie didn't because she was 10 during pre-production

PostNouveau posted:

Oh wait, more trauma in Strange New Worlds, one of the new characters, La'an Noonian Singh, was the lone survivor of a Gorn attack on her colony. Her whole family was bisected and used as breeding sacks by the Gorn.

Mr. Meagles posted:

A flame-grilled angus beef patty with melted cheese, two onion rings, 1/4lb of tender slow-cooked roast beef. All covered with......caramel sundae topping (I presume)

Endless Trash posted:

“Please stop chiseling that Enmerkar and Gilgamesh were docking their penises together in Uruk. That was not the intent of my epic.”

X JAKK posted:

X JAKK posted:

Worst angsty edgelord assassin menagerie film:

Smokin' Aces or Polar?

X JAKK posted:

The Boys is getting a spinoff about teenagers attending a school for wizards mutants supes.

https://ew.com/tv/patrick-schwarzenegger-the-boys-spin-off-euphoria-meets-superheroes/

DaysBefore posted:

Some freak had setup a reddit subforum dedicated solely to her feet and she got doxxed a bunch (they all did before they made their Facebook pages private)