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Sham bam bamina! posted:science writing by Trig Discipline I'd buy a copy. I prefer minimalist specfic.
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# ¿ May 9, 2016 06:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:28 |
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electric funeral posted:Wincing Urethra is a classic Australian folk song. Snowglobe of Doom posted:Wincing urethra! Wincing urethra!
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 21:17 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I feel like I'm missing out on something. The cult classic film Koyaanisqatsi and its sequels. Edit: too late but this took a while on my phone and I'm proud of it
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 15:17 |
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HEY GAL posted:A street in London. JOHN MILTON, center stage
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 20:31 |
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I needed a laugh this morning, thanks hamhock.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 13:53 |
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Dejawesp posted:Why does D&D and PYF turn everything I love into poo poo!? GonadTheBallbarian posted:It was already poo poo. They just wafted the smell over your way.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 02:07 |
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Kemix posted:Wat. Seriously. WAT? Jesus christ. Shutting down your IRC is one thing. Making god drat loving -safe spaces- to control any and all criticism is even loving worse. gently caress, that's nost just shooting yourself in the foot. That's blowing your own god drat head off in front of everyone like some sort of macabre show and tell.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 02:28 |
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Jedit posted:Jesus, this forum. People can't even succeed at kink. Someone links to a kickstarter for a fleshlight rip-off and within 45 minutes you'll have three goons saying "well I tried masturbation once but it felt too much like a social activity."
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 17:12 |
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oldpainless posted:My two fav thing s combined, cheese and squirting More like every time I watch this meme setting up I think about killing myself. ...wait, that's not how this thing works, is it?
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 16:54 |
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SLOSifl posted:Anyway, the idea of having to explain a post on an Internet forum in court sounds terrifying. Your honor, you'll see by my regdate that I'm...it's a ferret your honor...well user dicknipples was making a joke and...like dicks for nipples? I do actually think the Vice President had sex with a horse, your honor.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 02:46 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:What is this thread, a salad? Not enough women laughing at it.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 01:29 |
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SpartanIV posted:I bought a sofa for my apartment that I'm finally starting to furnish proper. Next up are some side tables and curtains. cyberia posted:I respect the 'expensive doctor's waiting room' aesthetic you've got going on but how can you chill out with a sofa like that? Sofa's should be big enough that you can lie down or slouch on them and get comfortable when you're deep into a Netflix binge. That thing looks like what you sit on when you're awkwardly waiting for your prom date to come downstairs while her parents make small talk with you. Magic Underwear posted:To his credit, it does look like a great place to read the march issue of time magazine. colas posted:Please sign in, Dave will be with you shortly. SpartanIV posted:I'd invite you over to try it out but I don't accept Medicare.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 04:40 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Seems like [Mt Everest is] a pretty dope place to die honestly. Just wait until you're like 90, get as high as you can (and then get as high as you can on Everest) and then future generations have to deal with your stupid Ice Mummy forever and name some landmark after you like The Dead Chode With Zubaz Pants On Cave.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 18:57 |
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Kelp Me! posted:You know how there's that Peanuts character that walks around and there's like a visible cloud of dirt around him at all times?
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 19:38 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:I want to give that loving dork a wedgie so severe that he'd burn up in the atmosphere trying to remove it
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 21:36 |
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We Know Catheters posted:It's none of your family's business what you stick in your dick. Unless it's a catheter. Shameless ad plug?
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 15:28 |
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:I see the Poles are making the first move this time
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 09:08 |
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Dave Grool posted:I wish I had the ability to just poo poo out a ton of words, would make my academic career a lot easier Slime posted:shove a book up your rear end, that'll do the job
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 06:22 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:CD has some nice threads. There's one dedicated to identifying movies based on faint memories which can be alarmingly quick and accurate There's a version of this thread in every media forum here and they're all worth reading. Then remembering all the music, TV shows, video games, etc leaves you watching YouTube till 4am.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 15:04 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I walked into the local fetid nerd dungeon with my VERY ATTRACTIVE wife and BOTH of her huge boobs on one of the rare occasions when she has an off-day from lingerie modeling. As the disgusting hamdemon rang up my Funko Pops while leering at her DD cups he casually asked me if I was going to have sex with my "very attractive wife" (his words not mine!).
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 06:25 |
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cda posted:I came to where you work to slap the dick out of your mouth but they said they let you go because you were costing too much in overtime. Thread kinda petered out but I'm hoping new blood will engorge and elongate the conversation.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 06:16 |
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I'm still in shock over the number of half-remembered dog loving anecdotes. This place was weird before I got here, goddamn.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 00:35 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:"im not bankrupt! im not bankrupt !!", i continue to insist as i slowly buy my first modular synth and disappear into a robot fart
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 14:38 |
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We need local expert Murphy Brownback to teach y'all a lesson.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 20:51 |
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This derail is educational in all the ways I wish it wasn't.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 01:45 |
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Kevin Palpatine posted:I injected my cat with heroin and he started playing saxophone
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2018 16:04 |
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I needed this laugh.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 19:14 |
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MrJacobs posted:it probably was, I first heard Scope out the field mice but it made more sense to be scoop up. Doesn't matter if the story is true and he was blacked out on drugs. Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head is integral to Little Bunny Foo Foo.
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# ¿ May 9, 2018 21:34 |
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Wait, Samuel Beckett as in the guy who wrote Waiting for Godot and Krapp's Last Tape did quantum mechanics?
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# ¿ May 23, 2018 22:54 |
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Outrail posted:JFC, I can't tell if you guys are the idiots or I'm the idiot. You're posting in the amateur comedian thread. :shh:
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# ¿ May 24, 2018 01:04 |
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Jeza posted:my morality system is also butt based Hello new thread title!
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 03:37 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:He's like Johnny Appleseed but with a severe head injury.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 13:57 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:The South shall rise again, but really slowly and with a lot of weird cracking noises. Then the South shall get a Dr. Pepper out of the kitchen and sit down to watch its stories. walrusman posted:Vicksvaporubburg
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 21:18 |
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Untrustable posted:They should boil it. Everything comes out in a good boil. Afterwards make some pasta in the resin water. Not to get high or nothin', just to not waste water and you get to have pasta to reward yourself for a bong well cleaned. Pookah posted:Bong Appétit!
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 17:14 |
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Granos: the Call to Police. "I take care of the place while the master is away."
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 12:37 |
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Deptfordx posted:Starting to think Piers Morgan is sexually aroused by publically humiliating himself.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2018 19:28 |
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Lobok posted:Jesus Christ, this is the funny quotes thread, not fuckin'... uh, triangle class, or whatever. Triangle class, triangle class suacy spahgetti noodles out of his freaking rear end shooting them everywhere lmfao Triangle class
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 15:05 |
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yippee cahier posted:Has anyone compiled a list of alternate brand names to search for to evade the IP filter? Just in case this is too , I am looking for an accessory that works with a brand name product. Bored posted:This sounds like some super spy poo poo. I have no clue what you are requesting. heeheex2 posted:i.e. instead of gucci, look up 'guucc' to get the knockoffs Former DILF posted:the preferred nomenclature is asian american
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 02:36 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The owner of my company recently went to the Kenworth factory in Circleville, OH to inspect the first of our new fleet of trucks that we're purchasing for our mill operation in Syracuse. Since they need to be specced specifically for our needs and have to fall within specific length and weight tolerances, the trucks run around $140,000 apiece. BrianBoitano posted:Trump only had to pay $130k, but that was only a 4" mistake, so
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 12:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:28 |
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Antivehicular posted:I've always been fond of Jack London's adventure stories about drug-resistant gonorrhea. To Build a Groin Fire is a classic.
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