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P-Mack posted:your supposed to spread your creeping out over multiple asses, or like bounce it off a mirror or something, you know have some strategy 😂 focus so hard on the yoga butt that you inadvertently downward dog right into it
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Hmm you all are guessing similarly but you're on a slightly wrong track. Think nerdier but less about media consumption. (Like, I swear no anime.) Bitcoin
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Jan 27, 2017 22:33
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ArbitraryC posted:There is literally no person in an actual college relationship that wants to be with someone and bone that would give 2 shits about their circumstances or surroundings when it came to inviting them over. She just doesn't want to see him. As a freshmen I lived in a 2 person per room dorms and everyone worked out a way to have their bae over, she just doesn't want that. I straight up don't get the point of defending her. Lmao if you think she is cheating and not just a confused 18 year old who had a busy weekend and couldn't host, your brain is broken.
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Jan 28, 2017 09:06
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Did I miss hunting chat? The rich white person version of hunting is spear fishing while scuba diving in the Caribbean, you should do that.
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fruit on the bottom posted:
Yeah forward the calls to your personal phone that they can't track, then keep the work phone powered down or at home in a drawer or something so you can check emails or whatever if someone calls you about and says "look at the email I sent you about the emergency problem" or whatever. Then you are reachable but don't have a tracking device on you. Easy peasy.
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Feb 11, 2017 21:36
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Clark Nova posted:How likely is it for a dog to do this to only one person if that person ins't abusing it? How can you have enough of an "intimidating presence" to terrify your own pet just walking around the house? Some dogs, especially shelter dogs, can just be really drat scared or hostile to one gender, depending on their past. I volunteer at the no-kill shelter in austin (the one that takes in hard to place dogs from the euthanasia list at other shelters) and lots of the dogs have handling notes saying they just start flipping out in the presence of one gender or certain people. It is possible he is abusing it, but it is a shelter dog so it may just be super accustomed to being abused by men because of its past before they even got it, and submissively urinating because of that.
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May 21, 2017 20:01
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Charles Get-Out posted:uh oh American gods style.
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May 26, 2017 18:22
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:ahahahahahahahaaaaa I'm permabanned user normiestomper420 and I went to Europe with my cringey friend and he wanted to go to pubs all the time and not be ironic what the hell
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May 27, 2017 20:03
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maskenfreiheit posted:i've actually done all my vacations alone, and really enjoyed it, am i antisocial? Antisocial means more like exploitative, mean to people, mean and/or aggressive and manipulative to your gain and their detriment. that's what antisocial personality disorder is (kinda). You sound like you just enjoy alone time, which is fine and normal.
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May 27, 2017 21:27
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Jim Barris posted:I agree with you but I also think people have the right to not like certain things. My last girlfriend refused to eat eel, for example. I personally cannot stand most Indian food. Hm you're both babies who are objectively wrong.
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Jun 21, 2017 20:36
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blarzgh posted:I had a case in bumfuck central Texas where a guy (who lived 50 miles away) was renting a house to some tenants, who eventually got tired of paying rent and decided, "Hey, here's a good idea: lets sue our landlord, claiming we own the house and that HE owes us rent!" This is why title insurance exists, but I am guessing this family is too dumb to get it.
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Pick posted:"but I'm right and they're wrong!!!!" is the calling card of someone who, right or wrong, is going to make a lot of problems for themselves in life You sound like a pretty big pushover.
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Pick posted:Not at all, it is a really important skill to recognize when a principled stand will make a difference and when it won't. Use "use my driveway because you sold yours without thinking about it" is absolutely not acceptable. Sometimes it costs money to make your dumb neighbors gently caress off, but having them driving on your property and potentially loving things up that you exclusively pay to maintain is not something a reasonable person is going to compromise on. What happens if they drive drunk and knock something over? They sold their own driveway so you obviously can't expect them to act responsibly. Absolutely not worth the risk.
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LimburgLimbo posted:Texas just passed a law specifically allowing people to carry swords or whatever. Was in the news because it's kinda weird. Only if you are not from texas 
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[quote="“Ziv Zulander”" post="“476950491”"] Mayo is really the best condiment for fries, just not the nasty storebought stuff [/quote] Actually the best condiment for the dipping of fries is a vanilla shake
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Mirthless posted:wearing shorts and having cheap glasses could get you convicted of dozens of accounts of felony kidnapping and child molestation in the 80s and 90s A friend of mine who is a comparative religion professor doss expert testimony in cases like this, youd be surprised how often cops try to introduce a copy of the necronomicon, which is basically just a joke publication, as evidence of satan worship and weird sex things. The stories he has will make you sad.
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Oct 10, 2017 11:42
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Mirthless posted:they also believe in and engage in mass euthanasia of dogs and cats, to the point where they will literally steal people's pets off their porch to put them down Hm, don't tag your dog and let it roam free in the neighborhood while you know people are going around collecting stray animals? PETA screwed up here if the dog was chipped, but thats one irresponsible dog owner.
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Taking a leather purse that was a gift and damaging it for an instagram photo is top tier shithead behavior. If you are opposed to leather goods for animal rights reasons then sell the purse, that animal is already dead, and donate the money to something you care about. You just reduced demand for leather goods and made a donation in one go. Ripping it and coating it in tar for instagram likes is super childish.
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[quote="“Mirthless”" post="“477270212”"] lol if you’d actually read the article the PETA members knew who the dog belonged to as the owner of the house had met with them about some feral cats earlier in the week apparently they lured the dog off the porch with treats imagine being this person, the kind of person who would smugly say “GOOD” when they hear somebody stole someone’s pet solely to euthanize it [/quote] I did read the article, which is how i know that the dog owner knew they were in the neighborhood clearing out stray animals. If you know people are actively looking for stray animals in your neighborhood to euthanize them, you should not let your pet look like a stray, thats insanely irresponsible pet ownership. I never said "good", but the dog owner showed a remarkable lack of foresight.
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I am not a fan of PETAs tactics, but that guy is a lovely dog owner.
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Mirthless posted:they literally sat on the porch with the owner while the dog was there PETA were there with him 3 weeks ago to remove cats, they easily could have not remembered this was his dog, and the article doesn't even state that the workers who cleared out the cats three weeks earlier were the same workers that took the dog, you just don't know that they knowingly took someones dog to murder it, sorry, not from that article. Seems to me like if he'd been a responsible dog owner and had a tag or tied up the dog, it would be fine, like his other dogs that weren't taken because they were tied up. Also, if you think small dogs cant be aggressive because they're small, thats just wrong. No dog "took down" any cow, but the udders were bitten, which sounds exactly like something a small dog thats not contained or tied up could easily do.
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[quote="“Haifisch”" post="“477275166”"] I [23F] stumbled upon my bfs [23M] secret folder, not sure how to handle it [/quote] my_sexy_crimes.txt
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:re: the wedding story we are still discussing somehow- god loving drat, this is the whole problem with my generation. everyone is loving obsessed with culpability and technical rightness. no one can handle the incredibly obvious fact that sometimes you make all the plans and something goes awry and you have to deal with/accept something you didn't want and that you tried to prevent. loving GET OVER IT. you know who you punish by throwing the kids off the dance floor? not the mom, she knows you didn't want them there, you are giving her exactly what she desires by removing her kids- a victim angle. you do, however, hurt the kids who now feel like they did something wrong. yes yes, I know, you explicitly said no kids, and it's your wedding, and it's how you wanted it. you're still a loving rear end in a top hat for making a kid confused and sad for no reason. someone else did a thing, and now you are dealing with the fallout. loving welcome to life on earth. Lmao no you are paying for the party, the mom isn’t. Boot the mom out, if the kids are upset it is their own mom’s fault.
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I find that drinking just exaggerates the feelings you have going into it. If you are drinking with friends because it is friday night fun time, its gonna be a good happy drunk. If you are drinking at thanksgiving while angry at your boyfriend for cheating on you, it is going to be an unhappy drunk (even if you are dead wrong about the facts). That woman sounds like someone who drinks when she is feeling angry or sad and thats no fun to be around. Deal with your sadness while sober and drink only when it is time for fun.
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Inescapable Duck posted:The ancient Romans believed 'In wine, there is truth', that drunk men are the most honest. Sorta, but it also exaggerates and changes feelings. Alcoholism is associated with an irrational sense of persecution. Thats not just your inner self coming out, thats the alcohol affecting how you process feelings and events. Alcoholics are going to think and feel things that a sober person would reject. That doesn’t mean thats what they “actually” feel, it means that they aren’t able to rationally process feelings and emotions when they’re drunk.
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Fartbox posted:You can still shower your butt and dong, just don't shower your fragile scalp and faces if you don't need to George carlins four key areas for washing are armpits rear end in a top hat crotch and mouth.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:https://youtu.be/77xoCVhrlPk If this is one of those big in geound wasp nests, here is the proper way to deal with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI
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MightyJoe36 posted:Indeed. My younger son dropped out in his freshman year. Decided college wasn't for him. He applied and was accepted for an apprenticeship in the Ironworkers Union. Four years later as a Journeyman Ironworker, he was making more money, had better benefits, and is happier than just about all of his peers the same age. With no student loan debt. To be fair graduation without debt is what state universities could/should do but the administrators are all in a race to see who can build the biggest sunbathing waterslide swimming pool to put on their resume when they apply to an ivy and costs have gone up ridiculously in the last two decades.
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:or its that state universities are no longer publicly funded and now have to charge what real tuition is. getting idiots complaining about new buildings (which aren't paid for through tuition) is great cover for the fact that most states have slashed higher education funding by 30-90%. ¿Porque no los dos?
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:because it's not true. growth in administrative costs has paralleled growth in expectations for what a university offers (I.e. a counseling office and a student health program) and increasing regulation (title ix enforcement requires the university to employ an office of lawyers, which is expensive). Fair enough if i am wrong. I just know i went to UT Austin in 2000-2005 and it was $1500 per semester. It’s now roughly ten times that (and I think the large six inch deep sunbathing pool they built is kinda silly for a college gym). I have donated for new engineering buildings and would happily direct more of the state budget to cover tuition if thats the solution. Since i have no kids i haven’t really been following what the state budget actually is wrt UT.
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Grape posted:llllllol at the European dude a few pages ago insisting that walking around with cum on your face in front of someone's mom is totally normal in most of the first world. The what? Link please i am fone posting...
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Gluten Freeman posted:My [22M] girlfriend [21F] says I don't trust her family because I won't take her luggage lol what a dipshit
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Taking hard to find things things to people abroad is extremely common. My friend takes a six month supply of tampons for his wife every time he goes to visit her because tampons are hard to find and ridiculously expensive in china. There is literally nothing odd about this unless you have some reason not to trust the person you are traveling with, in which case you shouldn’t be dating or traveling with them. Nothing sketchy is happening here, that guy’s parents are probably just racist.
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Jimbozig posted:I mean, "did you pack your suitcase yourself?" is a very common question at customs and answering "no" is a good way to get yourself sent to a room to wait for hours while they rifle through your poo poo. So pack it yourself??
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Why is everyone acting like what the girlfriend's parents were asking for was a normal everyday request? "Hurf durf but what if your partner's parents offered to cook you dinner, would you think they were trying to poison you?" No, because that's a totally normal thing and demanding you carry mystery luggage across an international border isn't. Only an insane person would consider a nice gift suitcase from their girlfriends parents to be “mystery luggage” that probably contains contraband.
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Switchback posted:Being worried your girlfriends family is lining the big suitcase with drugs is like that guy on 90 day fiancée who wore condoms when swimming because he was worried parasites would swim up his pee hole. holy poo poo how do people like this survive outside in the real world such a warped understanding of basic risk analysis involved with every day tasks like swimming in a goddamn lake
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1 everything bachelorette with a schmear please
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:As a cheapskate, I'm... conflicted on this. While this case is certainly gauche, I'm fine with a small tip on a literal shot pouring. As far as tipping goes, I give less if they literally open a beer for me vs make me a cocktail. Although this guy... you're blowing money on a single shot you can probably afford to tip bigger / proportionally. If you can afford a $600 pour of bourbon, the bartender almost certainly cannot. It’s part of the social contract. If you are big enough to order something that extravagant, tip 20-25% or whatever you normally would tip for good service. I say this as someone who has literally never worked in the service industry.
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empty sea posted:a chart on the wall with gold stickers for each orgasm or what? Stealing this idea thanks. 🙏🏼
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M.C. McMic posted:You don't tip 20-25% on one $600 pour. "Hey, thanks for the 1.5 oz pour and 2 min of your time. Here's $120." gently caress off. Sounds like you are too poor to order a $600 shot. quote:(I have never and will never buy a $600 pour.) Confirmed.
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