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Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Which would lead to the worst republican lost election?

Hillary vs Trump
Hillary vs Cruz
Hillary vs Carson

Hillary vs Cruz. Hands down. Cruz is such a smarmy prick his defeat would become the textbook definition of how not to run a campaign.

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Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Jeb hopes to displace the Cruz missile as Trump's VP pick.

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

Angling for the Veep spot already?

Goddamn, should have read the whole page before quoting.

Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Nov 29, 2015

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Nessus posted:

Your precious slumlord is probably - probably - intelligent enough to realize any "har har beta cuck owned" macho man cool guy points he would get from making Jeb his VP are balanced out by, yes, the fact that this means all Jeb has to do is unleash Chang once and he might even be a national hero.

Jeb will never be Trump's VP. His whipping boy maybe but never VP. If you want to be on the winning team you need to prove yourself a winner first.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Jewel Repetition posted:

I'm imagining Trump keeping Jeb as the white house pet.

Bring out the gimp.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Plinkey posted:

They are the don't tread on me snake(s). Does anyone have that yellow "rrreerrnnnngngg" or whatever flag?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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It's like someone brought The Simpsons to life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vey7GKNpl4Q

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Montasque posted:

Jeb campaigning off of the military is so tone deaf and tasteless. Look at this ad:
https://youtu.be/rj0iga1zu6E

Vote for Jeb! He'll create more medal of honor winners!

I actually look forward to Rand and Trump calling out these neo-con pukes on their chicken-hawk bullshit.

This is just sad.




I think Cher might need to be rebooted.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Platystemon posted:

Why are Iowans so paranoid about the gov’t cutting their corn subsidies?

Obama hasn’t done poo poo to them, and he’s a gay Muslim Kenyan socialist.

Why is anyone subsidising corn, isn't that socialism?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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A cool drat horse posted:

Wow, this thread is loving terrible.

Post. Kettle.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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MaxxBot posted:

This thread is so doom-and-gloom and negative all the time, I know this country has a lot of serious problems but but worry not! There are serious men out there ready take up the challenge.



Jeb! can fix it!

I want to shake the person who came up with that slogan. Why the gently caress didn't they go with "Jeb will fix it!"? It's like his entire campaign staff are low energy.

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Apr 30, 2003

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Thump! posted:

poo poo he really does frown when he's smiling, doesn't he?

What a poor, sad dude ole' Jeb! has become. :sigh:

Jeb! Only half the man my dad was.

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Apr 30, 2003

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Peachstapler posted:

That means if HW's VP was Dan Quayle, Jeb!'s VP would be...

43 could only be president for two terms but there's nothing stopping him being Jeb!'s vice president. Just sayin'

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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AngryBooch posted:

Donald Trump is the most honest Republican I've ever seen outside my extended white-trash family at thanksgiving. He's saying the things that Republicans actually loving believe (AND ALWAYS loving HAVE SINCE LBJ) and throwing out the dog-whistle. This is honest dialogue man. This is more honesty from Republicans than I've ever seen.

AngryBooch posted:

Like, the primary reason that establishment Republicans are worried about Trump isn't because he's too extreme, it's because they think he'll lose a general election and hurt Republicans downticket! (Because he's stopped using the dog whistles that provide cover for independents to vote for Republicans)

I'm absolutely not voting for Trump or any Republican. But to call Trump dishonest when he's the one that's actually being the most honest about his Republican positions, and leading because of it, is wrong.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I've moved past Trump denial and Trump rage into Trump acceptance for this reason. He is forcing America to admit how many Americans are horrible people, which is a conversation that needed to happen.

Trump is the literal embodiment of "I'm just saying what we're all thinking".

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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thethreeman posted:

:eyepop: chris christie snatching the geriatric vote from jeb's grasping hands! primaries can't get here soon enough, these people might not still be around in feb

This could be the last US election where the Baby Boomers make a significant impact. When Hillary is done in 8 years time only half of them will be left, and in the 8 years after that they'll be halved again.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Trump / McMahon 2016. Best election ever.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Vox Nihili posted:

TBH the best way for the GOP establishment to kill Ted Cruz's campaign is to openly back him. If they don't realize that, things could get pretty ridiculous.

So you want the GOP establishment to admit that their voters hate them?

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Apr 30, 2003

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SpRahl posted:

Well both have blue lightsabers so clearly both are the "good guys". Makes ya think whos side Huck is on.

#JabbaTheHuck

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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DARPA posted:

I did not realize Jeb! was actually J.E.B.!

Jeb! Bush is actually John Ellis Bush Bush

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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the_paradigm_shift posted:

So is Trump running with the hope that if he focuses on Clinton now people will just assume he's the winner of the primary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ru8DMW-grY

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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GalacticAcid posted:

:rip:

The 2016 field now lacks a single farmer.


Not Pataki! :darthvadernooo:

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Peztopiary posted:

Normal people had ours, it's only fair to let the Republicans have theirs. Watching them weird out another generation with their hatred of blowjobs is going to be pretty great, honestly. A new generation hearing the "Oral Office" for the first time. :911:

A whole new generation saying "dude this happened before I was born, why does anyone still care?"

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Apr 30, 2003

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Joementum posted:

"How about State Senator Dave Lipinski, huh guys? He's great. His nickname's gonna be 'Read My Lips'inski!" ~ Jeb!, probably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_3H0K-zwc8

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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paranoid randroid posted:

please, better men than trump have tried to still the bill.

It's "Can't kill the Bill", surely?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Abner Cadaver II posted:

He's gonna fit in juuust fine.

e: "prayerfully", ugh

Dees is nuts.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Is she... is she wearing a Trump wig?

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Constant Hamprince posted:

If goons ended up having internet detectived a Sarah Palin Trump endorsement I may poo poo my pants

Someone needs a new pair of pants, stat!

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Apr 30, 2003

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etalian posted:

The big price drop is cratering the Saudi budget since it's basically a oil backed welfare state and it's one more reason for Saudi Arabia to have meltdowns over Iran.

Apparently it's loving the Russians too.

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Apr 30, 2003

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Venom Snake posted:

Please stop trying to drag us back into reality... because Trump/Palin 2016 is a thing thats happening

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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quadrophrenic posted:

Game Change 2: Revenge of the Proud Clinger

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Voyager I posted:

Learning more about the Ted Cruz campaign has made me go from wanting Ted Cruz to die to hoping the whole bus gets hit by a meteorite.

Maybe one of Carson's kamikaze vans will find it's target

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Apr 30, 2003

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Joementum posted:

The best part of these direct-to-camera Trump ads is that you can tell they went with the first take.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpkDL3G7AoY
Donald Trump does not do second takes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEVUTqm0XmE

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Top City Homo posted:

:shillary: is not going to win

if you vote for trump even if Bernie is nominated u deserve death

:shillary: is 45

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Nien posted:

First q sexond, so qvweadw bettiir now tinks real and essebtciali. Trump??!!]]

Its all cool n good.

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Patter Song posted:

The Republican Party is bound and determined to put Ted Cruz in his grave, drat the consequences. It's really quite something.

We don't care who wins as long as its not that ratfucker Cruz.

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Apr 30, 2003

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blue squares posted:

How can Trump have a son that looks like that and a daughter like Ivanka

His sons presumably didn't see the need to have plastic surgery.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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tomapot posted:

Marco Rubio drat happy about coming in 3rd place, this speech is strange.

Best effort to result ratio: 0% / 3rd

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Cabinet posted:

So has anyone but Huckabee dropped yet?

Jim Gilmore increases his ranking by one place. Soon the time will be right.

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Apr 30, 2003

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Omi-Polari posted:

When he came out on stage it looked like he was having an orgasm. A churchy, self-pleasing orgasm.

A smuggasm. :smuggo::fh:

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

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Brannock posted:

My only question about the wall is who the Lord Commander will be

Cruz will be sent to take command of the canadian wall. Bush and Rubio will share command of the mexican one.

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Ivor Biggun
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Exinos posted:

Trump can not fail America, Trump can only be failed by Americans.

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