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AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
Dozens of goons rushing in to Um Actually that they met their wife through online dating and have been married for ten years, completely missing that “being married for ten years” is the exact opposite of being in the dating pool NOW :psyduck:

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AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Tibalt posted:

Edit: I considered making a "Anyway Tinder is where my wife finds her playmates" :smug: joke but I couldn't figure out a way to do it so that it was both tasteful and clearly a joke so fill it in yourself
It’s okay, I still laughed.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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FizFashizzle posted:

He doesn't smoke or drink so his heart is probably relatively okay, even considering the obesity.
Yeah uh about that

Ever sniff heard sniff of sniff cocaine sniff

Edit: aww

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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FizFashizzle posted:

He doesn't drink
Also, again, the only source for that claim is the manchild himself, versus decades of photographic evidence to the contrary. I’m willing to believe his toddler palate and narcissistic need to Be In Control has kept him from becoming an alcoholic, sure. But he isn’t some kind of morally-upright teetotaler.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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RuanGacho posted:

I asked some boomers
Here’s where you went wrong btw

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Groovelord Neato posted:

kinda funny and sad how there were articles early on about how trump was actually good at golf quoting pros that had played with him (and people kind of accepted it because it makes sense it plays an ungodly amount of gold) and now it turns out he's terrible and cheats constantly.
Except not really, all that ever got reported was “it’s what he’s best at* and even then it’s impossible to say for certain how he stacks up because there isn’t a second of the game where he doesn’t cheat”

*which is how you call someone like that a failure in all aspects, to their face, and have them miss the point entirely

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

TulliusCicero posted:

Boy I love our stupid country where service in the military for one party makes you above reproach no matter how loving stupid or bigoted you actually are, like noted Escape From New York impersonator Dan "SNL WAS MEAN TO ME" Crenshaw
Am I crazy or did y’all spend a page “um, ACTUALLY”-ing that it only applies to Rs when the bolded section was always part of the post?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This poo poo is infuriating

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheAdvocateMag/status/1116705485871206400

I can't imagine how trans service members are feeling today

gently caress
Reminder that this whole thing is only happening because dumbfuck misinterpreted a comment three years ago of “hey this one congressman is an idiot and thinks this bill will result in the military paying for reassignment surgery on active duty soldiers, which it doesn’t, can you do something so he’ll vote our way” as “ban trans people” instead of “tell him to vote for it” and has been doubling down ever since

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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Rent-A-Cop posted:

Faking evidence to create a story to discredit that story is some JFK moon landing good poo poo.
This is about the “self-admitted former alcoholic and drug abuser George Bush, who did have a mysterious gap of service in his National Guard history” story where someone faked evidence of the circumstances of a thing that everyone involved has agreed did happen, right? Which a pre-Trump-but-still-Republican party seized upon as an excuse to take down a journalist they hated?

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Shifty Pony posted:

What is the chance that Barr actually read the entire report before making GBS threads out his little memo?

I put it at around 0.01%
Wasn’t his immediate response to Congress demanding the report - after his useless-rear end memo - to say “hold on, I have to read it first and that will take months”?

Seriously, is my memory scorched by hellworld or wasn’t it really that transparent?

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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kidkissinger posted:

I guess my conclusion is that k9 officers are even worse than regular cops.
I used to work in a pet store that had a weird auto-bath machine for dogs, kind of a locking glass box with jets that shot out water and shampoo and hot air.

Dogs, unsurprisingly, absolutely hated this machine and would freak out and cry and flail and try to escape from the loud Dog Assaulter, which most people would emergency stop and never try again. The ones that didn’t would at least walk away and finish shopping somewhere else in the store, where it was harder to hear their animal friend.

Not the K-9 cops, though. They brought their dogs over and over again, and would stay right there in front of the machine to watch and point and laugh.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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Malachi Constant posted:

A perfectly normal couple of hours of tweeting.


So, do you have anything to say about this, or did you just want to wear out everyone’s scroll wheels?

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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LaserShark posted:

Please explain how telling Schiff 'Americans are too stupid to understand the report so we shouldn't try' counts as 'talking sense into him' or is at all helpful.
Take another look at that avatar, chief.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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It is working exactly as intended, yes

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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Can you just skip a few steps and escalate this to open transphobia and get banned like you lot do every time PJ posts? You’re actively making this thread worse, and it’s already loving dire.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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enraged_camel posted:

is this where she announces she's running for president?

please say no
Hadn’t Biden declared her as his VP (without ever asking her)?

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
Wasn’t it a huge thing that goons discussed for years that, if Mueller and the AG disagreed in any way about the final report, it would result in immediate Congressional Intel briefings or release of the report or something? Because I haven’t seen anyone mention it since, after they obviously disagreed and Mueller went full coward.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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Fallom posted:

How are these people so loving stupid and crazy? It would almost be a relief for tech billionaires to appear cunning and intelligent instead of touched in the head.
Gosh it’s like being the kind of psychopath that would actively make the world a worse place so they can run up money points on a scoreboard they otherwise do nothing with might be hosed in the head in other ways too

Quite the revelation

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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Gaunab posted:

The interesting thing about talking to someone that believes the right wing grifters is that the when they point at people on the left who they think are just as bad I have no idea who they're talking about.
This is one of the things that helps reassure me, personally. Whenever I start to wonder if I’m in just as bad of an echo chamber, I realize that we can recognize and refute all of the Top Conservative Thinkers, where when they try to do the same it’s “your lord and master Bill Maher, and your queen Anita Sarkeesian”.

It’s an entire political party of smug homeschool kids ready and waiting to DESTROY their first Evolutionist, only to get laughed off because their “arguments” are fifty years out of date and literally everyone has heard them before.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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It is shocking that it didn’t all go to existing debts, drugs, and gambling, yes.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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The ability to select any screen cap you want, and you choose the last thing a stripper sees before ending up in a shallow grave in the Mojave Desert

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Young Freud posted:

The thing that gets me about these laws is how are they going to enforce them with women in police forces? Are they going to start screening patrolwomen and female detectives for political liabilities or go through their pasts for a miscarriage or abortion in case they feel sympathy for women who have had abortions?
I have some bad news to tell you wrt literally any kind of non Straight/White/Cis-male pig, and how they treat their own...

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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Literally everything I want to say about this would get me a sixer at a minimum

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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paperwind posted:

gently caress it, I hope that plane crashes and they all end up charred husks.
Yeah, extremely same

https://twitter.com/Shu_Jinko/status/1128718064005066757

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AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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VH4Ever posted:

Oh you'll get a probe alright, but for posting your own tweets. Ironic.
That’s fair, I’m disappointed with myself for doing it too :eng99:

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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CuddleCryptid posted:

I have extremely mixed feelings over the fact that school shootings are so normal that survivors are growing up to be fash. Like, what do you do with them? Tell them to grow up and get therapy for their obvious PTSD?
Some people are always going to be awful and unreachable Paul Ryans.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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The Glumslinger posted:

But it is funny to guess who was dumb enough to leave a voice mail trying to suborn perjury
I mean, is there anyone who doesn’t think it was Nunes?

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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deoju posted:

Joking aside, it's scary when his lies are getting demonstrably bolder, and reported as fact.
Nothing Cilizza does counts as “reporting” or “facts”

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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theflyingorc posted:

again, he even recognized it!


I literally cannot understand why you would write this article
Cillizza is an incredibly stupid man, and like many incredibly stupid men he thinks every word he writes is pure gold.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
This dude is such an stereotype of basing his entire life on his taste in porn that you’d get told to rewrite him as a textbook example. Oh, word, he’s racist and misogynistic, fetishizes his personal racist target enough to impregnate “one of the good ones”, and doesn’t apply any reflection whatsoever on his actions? Next thing you’ll be telling me he’s physically abusive to her and his kid and is too afraid of touching his own rear end in a top hat to wipe properly.

AmiYumi fucked around with this message at 05:01 on May 20, 2019

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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FizFashizzle posted:

Trump is very good at filling in a void of what people think they want, specifically racists and boomers.

I don't know if that's charisma so much as it is...well, I'm really not sure what I would call it.
Yeah. I got immediately sick of pundits trying to explain him as “charismatic” or “cunning”; he’s a whiny baby who says racist poo poo, which is appreciated by whiny babies who say racist poo poo. He has never been able to appeal outside of that base, or even articulate anything coherent TO that base - which helped during the election, when racist idiots could project whatever they wanted onto his empty statements. It’s the same thing every Conservative darling does, look at Jordan Peterson’s vacuous “philosophy” that only comes to a point when he wants to express Race Realism or :biotruths:

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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Critical posted:

lol at that loving thumbnail. Big Piss looks on deaths door and it cant come soon enough.
how the gently caress is it possible for someone to look worse in every new photo

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AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

LeeMajors posted:

I'd trade the lives of every American Republican to bring them back.
I mean, I’d trade the lives of every Republican for literally nothing, your version is like when a kid is too young to understand bargaining and says they’ll let you buy them a toy if they can have ice cream for dinner.

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