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Dozens of goons rushing in to Um Actually that they met their wife through online dating and have been married for ten years, completely missing that “being married for ten years” is the exact opposite of being in the dating pool NOW
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 02:22 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 13:57 |
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Tibalt posted:Edit: I considered making a "Anyway Tinder is where my wife finds her playmates" joke but I couldn't figure out a way to do it so that it was both tasteful and clearly a joke so fill it in yourself
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 04:31 |
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FizFashizzle posted:He doesn't smoke or drink so his heart is probably relatively okay, even considering the obesity. Ever sniff heard sniff of sniff cocaine sniff Edit: aww
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2019 01:49 |
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FizFashizzle posted:He doesn't drink
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2019 01:54 |
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RuanGacho posted:I asked some boomers
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2019 18:41 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:kinda funny and sad how there were articles early on about how trump was actually good at golf quoting pros that had played with him (and people kind of accepted it because it makes sense it plays an ungodly amount of gold) and now it turns out he's terrible and cheats constantly. *which is how you call someone like that a failure in all aspects, to their face, and have them miss the point entirely
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2019 15:25 |
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TulliusCicero posted:Boy I love our stupid country where service in the military for one party makes you above reproach no matter how loving stupid or bigoted you actually are, like noted Escape From New York impersonator Dan "SNL WAS MEAN TO ME" Crenshaw Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This poo poo is infuriating
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 16:31 |
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Faking evidence to create a story to discredit that story is some JFK moon landing good poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2019 16:39 |
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Shifty Pony posted:What is the chance that Barr actually read the entire report before making GBS threads out his little memo? Seriously, is my memory scorched by hellworld or wasn’t it really that transparent?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 19:55 |
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kidkissinger posted:I guess my conclusion is that k9 officers are even worse than regular cops. Dogs, unsurprisingly, absolutely hated this machine and would freak out and cry and flail and try to escape from the loud Dog Assaulter, which most people would emergency stop and never try again. The ones that didn’t would at least walk away and finish shopping somewhere else in the store, where it was harder to hear their animal friend. Not the K-9 cops, though. They brought their dogs over and over again, and would stay right there in front of the machine to watch and point and laugh.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 18:03 |
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Malachi Constant posted:A perfectly normal couple of hours of tweeting.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 03:32 |
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LaserShark posted:Please explain how telling Schiff 'Americans are too stupid to understand the report so we shouldn't try' counts as 'talking sense into him' or is at all helpful.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 05:28 |
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It is working exactly as intended, yes
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 05:44 |
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Can you just skip a few steps and escalate this to open transphobia and get banned like you lot do every time PJ posts? You’re actively making this thread worse, and it’s already loving dire.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 07:47 |
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enraged_camel posted:is this where she announces she's running for president?
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 04:42 |
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Wasn’t it a huge thing that goons discussed for years that, if Mueller and the AG disagreed in any way about the final report, it would result in immediate Congressional Intel briefings or release of the report or something? Because I haven’t seen anyone mention it since, after they obviously disagreed and Mueller went full coward.
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# ¿ May 1, 2019 19:34 |
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Fallom posted:How are these people so loving stupid and crazy? It would almost be a relief for tech billionaires to appear cunning and intelligent instead of touched in the head. Quite the revelation
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 06:48 |
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Gaunab posted:The interesting thing about talking to someone that believes the right wing grifters is that the when they point at people on the left who they think are just as bad I have no idea who they're talking about. It’s an entire political party of smug homeschool kids ready and waiting to DESTROY their first Evolutionist, only to get laughed off because their “arguments” are fifty years out of date and literally everyone has heard them before.
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# ¿ May 12, 2019 17:45 |
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It is shocking that it didn’t all go to existing debts, drugs, and gambling, yes.
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# ¿ May 12, 2019 21:32 |
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The ability to select any screen cap you want, and you choose the last thing a stripper sees before ending up in a shallow grave in the Mojave Desert
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# ¿ May 14, 2019 19:32 |
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Young Freud posted:The thing that gets me about these laws is how are they going to enforce them with women in police forces? Are they going to start screening patrolwomen and female detectives for political liabilities or go through their pasts for a miscarriage or abortion in case they feel sympathy for women who have had abortions?
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 05:38 |
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mcmagic posted:Presented without comment.
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 18:49 |
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paperwind posted:gently caress it, I hope that plane crashes and they all end up charred husks. https://twitter.com/Shu_Jinko/status/1128718064005066757 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 19:04 |
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VH4Ever posted:Oh you'll get a probe alright, but for posting your own tweets. Ironic.
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 19:19 |
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CuddleCryptid posted:I have extremely mixed feelings over the fact that school shootings are so normal that survivors are growing up to be fash. Like, what do you do with them? Tell them to grow up and get therapy for their obvious PTSD?
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 22:18 |
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The Glumslinger posted:But it is funny to guess who was dumb enough to leave a voice mail trying to suborn perjury
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 23:56 |
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deoju posted:Joking aside, it's scary when his lies are getting demonstrably bolder, and reported as fact.
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# ¿ May 17, 2019 20:44 |
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theflyingorc posted:again, he even recognized it!
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# ¿ May 17, 2019 21:14 |
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This dude is such an stereotype of basing his entire life on his taste in porn that you’d get told to rewrite him as a textbook example. Oh, word, he’s racist and misogynistic, fetishizes his personal racist target enough to impregnate “one of the good ones”, and doesn’t apply any reflection whatsoever on his actions? Next thing you’ll be telling me he’s physically abusive to her and his kid and is too afraid of touching his own rear end in a top hat to wipe properly.
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# ¿ May 20, 2019 04:58 |
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FizFashizzle posted:Trump is very good at filling in a void of what people think they want, specifically racists and boomers.
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# ¿ May 23, 2019 03:11 |
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Critical posted:lol at that loving thumbnail. Big Piss looks on deaths door and it cant come soon enough.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2019 00:04 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 13:57 |
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LeeMajors posted:I'd trade the lives of every American Republican to bring them back.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 07:06 |