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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

We were crashing the forums with all 287,682 replies from the last COVID thread so time for a new one. In C-SPAM, we always listen to the CDC.



Wait, not that CDC. The leaked CDC.




And get yer booster.


And buy some masks. Here's a link to Home Depot but you can find these elsewhere to. Just don't buy PPE from Amazon

https://www.homedepot.com/p/3M-Aura-Particulate-Respirator-N95-Foldable-10-Pack-9205P-10-DC/316909322

https://www.homedepot.com/p/3M-Aura-Particulate-Respirator-N95-Foldable-20-Pack-9205P-20-DC/316909332

Content edits:
Google Spreadsheet with links to COVID related news and journal articles

McNugget Buddy posted:

COVID-19 Resources

Vaccines

Vaccine Spotter - find vaccines near you

NYT Covid-19 Vaccine Tracker - breakdown of every vaccine in development with explanations of how they work/how well they work

PPE

Digikey - Respirator Masks / Zoro - Masks & Respiratory Protection - respirators for sale
Goon recommended: 3M HF-802SD, 3M HF-803SD (large), 3M HF-801SD (small)
Goon recommended filters: Cheap P100 cartridges, Less cheap P100 cartridges

Grainger - Disposable Respirators - N95 masks for sale
Goon recommended: 3M 8210

Bonafide Masks - Face Masks - KN95 masks for sale (coupon codes)
Goon recommended: Powecom KN95 with headband (black), Powecom KN95 with headband (white)

Be Healthy - KF94 masks for sale
Goon recommended: Bluna Facefit

Data

CDC Community Transmission Map - how safe is it to go outside?

Worldometer - rolling tally of worldwide COVID cases/deaths/etc.

Our World in Data - rolling tally of worldwide COVID vaccinations

Twitter

BNO Newsroom - periodic updates on worldwide COVID stats and news (their data is largely taken from Newsnodes)

Dr. Eric Feigl-Ding - Epidemiologist

Prof. Florian Krammer - Microbiologist

YouTube

Aaron Collins - PPE tester and reviewer

Archives

Goon curated COVID News repository

Original C-SPAM COVID thread (June 2020–August 2021)


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Rubby posted:

HELLO FRIENDS

Since my unemployment runs out tomorrow and nobody at any level of government has talked about extending it COVID MUST WELL AND TRULY BE OVER!!



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It is also available as a Greeting card! or a ....zip pouch ...I don't know why, that's super loving weird BUT IT MAKES AN INCREDIBLE GIFT FOR THE BRUNCH LIB IN YOUR LIFE to acknowledge and celebrate that COVID IS OVER

I am INCREDIBLY EXCITED to GET BACK OUT THERE secure in the knowledge that there is not a much more transmissible variant floating about and that our miracle vaccines will SAVE THE DAY no this is NOT me having a mental break PRAISE BE TO OPEN BIDEN



Coldrice posted:

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Platystemon posted:

I present “The Journey of Virosols”, a production of the functional state of Taiwan.



















They misunderstand that HEPA filters also efficiently capture particles smaller that point three microns.




Thoguh fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jan 31, 2022

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
But for now just post with your posting pals.



https://i.imgur.com/32eLJy9.mp4

Link to the 5th, prior incarnation of this thread


INFORMATION FOR STAYING ALIVE
it appeals to some folks

people are starting to get vaccines! wow they exist, they don't murder you, and they come at the low low cost of becoming a crocodilian slut. get yours if you can. they're starting to be widely available in the usa, and coming to other countries. note: once you are vaxxed up you can still get & transmit covid to others so act accordingly

http://www.healthdata.org/covid/covid-19-vaccine-efficacy-summary

(color = estimate, don't take this as gospel)

if you are a resident of a noted hellstate you probably are you should probably get a respirator if you can afford one and you are forced to go outside regularly

snake and bake posted:

FORUMS USER 1135 posted:


i think this is all of them

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

mask,store,arfjason
someone asked about half-face respirators (this has been mentioned several times, we really should have a copy/paste catchall for this)
You want a 3M 6*** series

Size is denoted by three digits after the ‘6’
6100: small, 6200: medium, 6300: large
Takes 3M bayonet cartridges

Respirator, size medium: https://www.digikey.com/en/products/detail/3m/6200-07025/7693860

Another option, size medium: https://www.digikey.com/en/products/detail/3m/7502/6827884

3M 7093 cartridges are sealed P100 cartridges. Best overall protection. Digikey: https://www.digikey.com/en/products/detail/3m/7093/6827875

digikey is a legit place that ships quickly

Happy Thread posted:

Everyone should consider getting this 3M respirator from ebay. It's much cheaper, and it's the one I use every day so I can vouch for it.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/224042126108

The cartridges are tear gas proof in addition to COVID proof --- p100 filters remove even smaller particles than n95. It does have a nice round protrusion for its exhalation valve so you can easily seal that off with rubber band + paper towel. Others don't.

Reusable forever for only $40. In non industrial settings where you're not breathing solvents all day it will never get clogged. Lightly bleach with a paper towel and dry it before you put it on every day to disinfect it, making sure not to get the actual filter innards wet. Wear it much looser than you think you need or you'll hurt your face. Do the seal test to make sure, but it will still seal fine if you have it lined up right.

snake and bake posted:

Thanks again, Happy Thread. I got my respirator a few days ago. I was a little worried that the medium would be too big because I'm tiny, but I read somewhere that medium is standard because it fits like 90% of people. It adjusts quite a bit and fits me fine. Small must be for kids, or adults smaller than me (5' tall female). My partner has a big moon face and it seems to fit him too, though he'll have to shave before we can do a proper fit test.

I definitely can't wear my regular glasses with it, and I don't see how safety goggles would work unless they're designed to go with this mask, since it covers the bridge of my nose. I paired it with these swim goggles, which worked perfectly. Any similar style swim goggles would probably work.

Nocturtle posted:

I found these "goggles" to fit with my half-mask, but it likely depends on the size of your face. They're also indirectly vented, which is good for wearing for extended periods without too much fogging but probably not so great if you're in a plague cauldron. OTOH unless you're a medical worker performing aerosolizing procedures they're probably ok.

Lovelyn posted:

Respirator chat:

I live in rainy WA and bought a 3M 7501. Highly recommend for anyone with a petite face - molded N95s didn't even come close to sealing for me. Felt very safe doing one last grocery run before the apocalypse (curbside from a union shop) while giving this baby a test drive



JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

word I have the same rigout

You can find goggles to fit the nosepiece and accommodate glasses, but they're tricky. I found these, there are several permutations of the same design floating around: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B084VJCBKH

Could be especially hard if you have a small face though. they're definitely made for a face larger than mine, an average height male

logikv9 posted:

envo masks are good and if you buy a cover you’re effectively covering the one-way valve, which i assume the 3M mask has

Sound Mr. Brown posted:

The Envo looks great and I wanted to love it (especially the gel pad around the edges!) but it doesn't fit my large-ish face. Large-face-havers are cautioned.

FORUMS USER 1135 posted:


if you want some more resources for your post 3m's respirator pdf guide is here: https://multimedia.3m.com/mws/media/815734O/3m-reusable-respirators-product-catalog.pdf that has the full list of all reusable respirators & cartridges. p6 has a features table, p8 has the list of cartridges and protection levels

honeywell has a similar catalog here: https://www.honeywellsafety.com/Supplementary/Documents_and_Downloads/Other/4294974990/1033.aspx. masks start on pdf page 3, filters start on pdf page 5.


honeywell also has a safety poster on how to put the mask on / perform positive negative checks https://www.honeywellsafety.com/Sup...97403/1033.aspx

finally honeywell masks are what you get from mcmaster. their prices are slightly elevated but it's usually ground shipped 1-2 days. they do have 3m filters though. i got my 3m stuff from digikey. their site has a warning that your order might be taken for public health reasons but I don't think anyone has had issues with that. you can also try mouser.

Facebook Aunt posted:

e:f,b. gently caress it, Imma post anyway.


I like the Honeywell North designs because the way the exhalation valve on the bottom sticks out makes it a little easier to cover with cloth to provide a polite amount of exhalation filtration for your filthy breath. A rubberband should work to hold a bit of cloth or filter material. When I was looking around they also seem a few dollars cheaper than the 3M masks with similar features. They are both perfectly respectable companies so I'm not sure why.


I haven't tried it myself, but if you need to talk a lot at work the Honeywell North® RU8500 Half Mask has a speech diaphragm that makes it easier to be understood. You should be able to find this one for around $60 plus filters. This one is hard to find in stock though.


https://www.honeywellsafety.com/Products/Respiratory_Protection/Honeywell_North%C2%AE_RU8500_Half_Mask.aspx




If you don't need to talk much and want to save a few bucks (or you can't find the 8500 in stock anywhere) the Honeywell North 7700 Series Half Mask seems good. It's silicone to make it comfortable to wear all day. This is the one I ordered, it hasn't come yet. Widely available for around $40 plus filters.


https://safety.honeywell.com/en-us/products/by-category/respiratory-protection/air-purifying-respirator-apr/7700-series-half-mask



If you are poor as hell and/or only need it for short trips, the Honeywell North 5500 Series Half Mask may be right for you. Shop around and you should be able to find this one for around 20 bux plus filters. It's basically the same design as the 7700, but is made with cheaper elastomer instead of silicone.


https://safety.honeywell.com/en-us/products/by-category/respiratory-protection/air-purifying-respirator-apr/5500-series-half-mask


You'll also need filters. I ordered the 7580P100 particulate filter. P100 is as good as it gets, and I liked the hard cartridge protecting the filter. They also have P100 pancake filters which don't stick out so far if you need to stick your head in tight spaces. The P100 filters seem to run around $20 a pair, but there is a ton of variability in price.




When shopping, look around a bit. I found that amazon had higher prices than some other online retailers, probably from assholes buying up anything cheap and relisting it "at what the market will bear". Amazon also has a problem with counterfeits, there are a lot of reviews from folks who say they got fake filters. Or opened filters. :stare:

The established industrial/scientific supply stores aren't jacking up prices as much, and have long-term supply lines for genuine products. Maybe I'm naive, but they seem less likely to gently caress over their customer base for a quick buck than an anonymous reseller on amazon or a fly-by-night pandemic specialty shop.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Yeah, getting wet would probably damage them. Luckily they sell shower caps for them. N750029.


Bottom right in this picture.

gradenko_2000 posted:



https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/docs/2021-107/default.html

The exhaust valve of your respirator is going to provide filtration similar to or better than a surgical mask.

From a purely personal perspective, whether you think that's enough as far as protecting other people is entirely up to you.

From the standpoint of compliance with whatever establishment might take issue with your respirator having an "uncovered exhaust valve", you might want to have a back-up solution, whether in the form of having a surgical mask set to fit over the valve, or a KN95 in your car or bag as a spare (and obviously make the change-over in the outdoors, away from other people, when possible).

if you wear a neck gaiter you're a fucknugget, they spread covid worse than if you are wearing nothing over your face, don't kill people because you want to be tacticool you fool

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jan 30, 2022

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

It wasn't drama gassed
I don't know why it was gassed
maybe just like a respirator joke or something
normally giant threads just get locked when the new one gets made

It's because I'm a dumbass and hit the wrong button. I submitted a request to fix it.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

meet girls at the store posted:

My office Open Bidened at 8:00 this morning with a celebratory staff breakfast. It’s now 11:39, somebody has tested positive, and they’re scrambling to do contact tracing for the breakfast party. Life comes at you fast.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

I will once it gets fixed and just closed instead of gassed so I can copy/paste.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1427302313992065024

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

McNugget Buddy posted:

I'm not familiar with KF94's - is there a recommended brand/model from Be Healthy?

Bluna Facefit

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

skewetoo posted:

This is legit the plan in motion right now

We are sending kids to in person school to make sure they all get sick even though there is every expectation that they'll be able to be vaccinated in mere months.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Stereotype posted:

lol how much do they charge for that completely unofficial thing that i'm sure costs pennies to make

Probably the same as all those fake service dog certificates. Hell, probably the same guy doing both.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Ragnarok the Red posted:

feel like venting.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

I'm sad that I can't share this with all my friends that like Clone High because I'd have to spend hours explaining the C-SPAM and D&D parts.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Clocks posted:

I posted about once a month in the old thread so here's my post in this new thread.

My sis is supposed to be doing in-person schooling for uni (after 1.5 years of remote or whatever) but I can't see that ending well given what's happening with delta. At least she's an adult and this isn't like all the elementary/middle/high schools forcing unvaxxed kids to show up for no reason only to shut down a week later. It's honestly kind of mind-boggling how not one of them has just said gently caress it, remote learning again without infecting like 500 students first.

Because there is no support from above, every school principal or superintendent that stuck their neck out to do the right thing last year got cut down. So this time even if they know shits gonna get bad they feel they have to wait until it happens and then they can pull the trigger on remote.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Rubby posted:

LUCKY DUCKY! I still had AE open ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://i.imgur.com/8UB61OB.mp4

Thanks.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

U-DO Burger posted:

lol thoguh you dingus

It's fixed now.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

McNugget Buddy posted:

If America ends up with like 30-40% positivity at some point, basically everyone in line for a shot will be positive

And the shots won't work since they're positive

That might be a problem

Yeah that's gonna be a problem. Also like hell am I gonna sit around breathing COVID air for 15 minutes before getting cleared to leave.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Joementum posted:

everyone in the national media is too busy blaming biden for losing our unwinnable forever war to care that we're going to get 9/11's every day again from him loving up covid

just lmao thinking about wolf blitzer or jake tapper tearing themselves away from sucking off drones long enough to have their cnn shows cover this

You aren't wrong. But this wave is gonna be around longer than the Fall of Kabul news cycle.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Just did my usual grocery curbside pickup and it was easily ten times as busy as usual. Half the time I've been the only car there since March or April.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Pingui posted:

I think this is important to remember when comparing hospitalizations during the winter wave and now:

The capacity has significantly dropped in more ways than one.

Nurses leaving for the same reason food service workers did. It's mostly assholes showing up at the hospital right now.

Thoguh fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Aug 17, 2021

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1427377370273665027?s=19

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
My vaxxed parents are gonna go spend three weeks traveling up and down the east coast visiting family. The trip includes four different days that include flights, one greyhound, and an amtrak leg.

I'm giving them a ride to the airport but for their return I'm gonna just drop off thier car in airport parking the morning of thier return flight because no way am I gonna transport them with even odds of being plague bearers.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Helith posted:

It's important to note that NPI's only work if you are on an island.
If you are not on an island they will not work
sorry, that's just how it is

Masks draw thier power from the nearness of the sea.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Charles Mansion posted:

i know an individual, vaccinated early on due to being a health care worker (moderna fwiw), who tested positive on 3 consecutive antigen rapid tests last thursday. on friday they got a pcr test and received results 48 hours later - negative. they took a "pcr equivalent" test afterward which was also negative, but a 4th antigen rapid test was positive.

what the gently caress?

Different sensitivity levels of the tests?

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Sunny Side Up posted:

So from what I’ve gleaned. You have unvaccinated kids. Your wife has not cared at all about quarantining or protecting the kids or you. You read all of the information in this thread. But you haven’t changed much at all in the way of your normal behaviors. Is this wrong? The biggest conflict I remember was you had a pool party and locked yourself inside or something but the kids and wife were mingling with all the friends and fam?

Not calling you out to be rude. You just really give me this sense of whiplash when I read your posts. I don’t understand you.

The only thing I take issue with is giving advice recommending people put kids in school for social interaction when you aren’t protecting yours.

If Mastershakeman stopped posting then each of us would have to start wondering if we were the biggest idiot in the thread.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
On this page, things are novel.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Seems to me like there's nothing to see here, COVID is over and we aren't on track to blow right past the hospitalizations from last winter.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Foo Diddley posted:

startin' to think i got my ICU stay done just in time

We will all be owned when we get sick late in the wave and the chuds have already taken all of the beds.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

McNugget Buddy posted:

I'm collecting stuff for a new OP in this post:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3976692&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post517005495

What is the recommended N95 mask from Grainger?

Tell me when you're done and I'll paste it in.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

poisonpill posted:

I’ve got a friend whose kids are going to school in a week. is there any way to get kids under 12 a vaccine right now? sign up for trials??

Stilts and a trench coat.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Shifty Pony posted:

I decided to take part in that research study because if antibodies from Pfizer are dropping quickly then it needs to be documented (and the lab that does the blood work had an option to wait in your car so the waiting room wasn't a problem anymore).

so in a couple days I'll know whether I have big ole honkin' titers or little petite titers. I'll also know whether I've had Covid or not, kinda steeling myself for the comedy option where the test shows I had it and never knew.

That sounds like the winning option IMHO.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Excuse me it is probatable to even suggest that any decision like this would come from the executive branch and not handed down with absolutely zero interaction between the FDA, which makes the decisions in thier cloister, and any political influencer.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
The 8 month window is 100% entirely because we are about 8 months out from the initial mass rollout and they are terrified of news articles about widows unable to find an appointment because sickos who got the jab in March want some juice.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

McCracAttack posted:

I wonder how many people are gonna go "gently caress this" and not get the booster and just sorta give up instead.

Everyone not posting in this thread.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Ice Phisherman is a Tayne alt, right? No one actually engages like that in CSPAM.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

SKULL.GIF posted:

not in the slightest? they have completely, radically different posting styles. how have you been reading these forums this long and you still can't easily recognize incredibly distinct posting voices?

I was making fun of them doing a reddit style 'I enjoy your posting good sir' dive bomb in to the thread.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Relevant Tangent posted:

nah, it doesn't have to be
some people are scum, doesn't mean eating out is a caste system
nobody is born into the waiter caste

Yeah there are assholes that view eating in a restaurant as hiring a servant and just enjoy lording over people but that's not the reason that everyone goes out. Sometimes you just want a nice experience or different food.

Do never eat inside a restaurant during a pandemic though.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Gravybong posted:

v interested in this since I’d like to have it on my vax card

I'm interested to see how strict pharmacies and insurance choses to be about the 8 month gap

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

titty_baby_ posted:

I'm sure these are 100% accurate numbers

Now do Nebraska.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

skewetoo posted:

It's a paste from DD I'm sorry

My favorite part about this is that even if you buy that they are doing any sort of track and trace the 385k number is an outright lie - that's the number you get if you add up the number there each day as a sum, while ignoring that the vast majority of people were there each day so it's really a quarter of that.

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

crepeface posted:

meeting your friends for a meal or drinks where one of you doesn't have to play host is good actually, especially if you have a small place, live far apart or you don't know them that well.

I feel like Americans must have a weird relationship to dining out because of how badly service people are underpaid and the whole tipping thing is meant to make you put a price tag on the server.

We had this exact same conversation last summer in the COVID thread driven by the exact same posters that consider any type of situation where you purchase a service to be "renting a servant".

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