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Beast of Bourbon posted:sfbay goons, come meet esteban from dec 1 - dec 16th then we're moving. Portals posted:if I weren't concerned about being murdered by internet strangers I'd take you up on this Roosevelt posted:the notorious cat poster murderer yes seems likely Base Emitter posted:cat food aint cheap man
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 08:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:23 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:All I remember about third grade was that we had a sea monkeys tank that a girl knocked over, and then she cried a lot because she "killed them". Also our teacher put stuffed animal keychains above the whiteboard and when you memorized all your times tables you got to pick one and take it home or put it on your backpack or whatever. As the year progressed, and everyone else memorized their times tables, the stuffed animals dwindled until there was just one left. The teacher let me sit the test one last time on the last day of class, but I still wasn't able to do it. She took the stuffed animal down and put it in her desk, and told me that, maybe, if I came back after summer and passed the test I could have it. Then we moved and I never saw it again.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 07:34 |
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System Metternich posted:the Liturgical Christianity thread has been good lately By playing mad libs with other, better quotes?
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 22:11 |
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cash crab posted:It's so weird how she's looking at me and my cat at the same time Red Suit posted:Its a disease called Atchafoya. One eye's looking atcha and the others looking fo' ya
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 22:28 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:Hello ladies, it is I, the virgburglar and I am here to burgle your virgle.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 06:53 |
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Guess the thread then pat yourself on the back for getting it right.kedo posted:"...and coming up after the break, we've heard of children raised by wolves, but have you ever heard of a child raised by Star Wars figurines? In this astonishing NBC 7 special report we learn how little Anakin Blue Story Veggiehater survived for four years, locked in a room with one hundred tiny Boba Fetts. Stay with us."
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 07:31 |
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Pick posted:If I want a story I want an Enhydra lutris post.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 19:15 |
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Pulp Can Move posted:"Hold my beer." - Spirit of Killdozer guy, moments before quantum-leaping into the body of a Canadian.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 07:43 |
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Verisimilidude posted:It's the saddest thing when your nipples point straight down. goose fleet posted:It's not like they have anything to look up to
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 05:55 |
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various cheeses posted:If you break line of sight with your dog it will despawn and you'll have to start the adoption process from scratch.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 06:25 |
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Selachian posted:I'm just amused that Mary is picking up an avocado for the old-fashioned home-cooking Christmas meal she's making. Or is avocado actually a California Christmas tradition? Do you carve it into a little tree shape and sing avocado carols?
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 09:08 |
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gandlethorpe posted:I bought myself a zoodle (zucchini noodle) slicer for Xmas. You can get one online for about $15. Zoodles are pretty delicious.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 09:12 |
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Shifty Pony posted:Japan's pussy censorship has gone too far.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 02:08 |
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Illegal Username posted:
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 01:06 |
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Is it okay to just use a chamber pot or have hipsters started using them? GnarlyCharlie4u posted:I put a mic in a brass chamber pot when recording to get that eerie/old timey feel.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 19:11 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:That's hardly "niche" to an audience of goons. No I don't get it. They made another Aliens video game? How many more Xenomorph planets can there be? Ugh they should have stopped at Prometheus. That was a good movie.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 07:18 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I was quoting the post with the Bloodninja reference. Ok. Im sure it was great and funny! Bobby Digital posted:What, you're not excited for the upcoming Aliens/Matrix crossover, Xenomorpheus? Wow I am now! That sound great!
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 19:52 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:I always love it when people are like "what is this reference? idgi!!! oh ok thx for telling me, but im still not going to look it up because u see im above that" Because I didn't want to start a derail about video games. Chill man.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 03:53 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:its not a video game derail at all, also pro tip: the way to not start a derail is to shut your drat yapper Don't backseat mod buddy. No need for that.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 05:56 |
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Eponine posted:This is not a time to celebrate Scalia's death. Truly, let us mourn his life. also The MSJ posted:I hope they show more diverse Predator body types. There's a swole one, a slim athletic one, and goon predator sitting at a console in their ship.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 05:28 |
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Kavak posted:Do you also get Canadian geese in Florida? Radio! posted:yeah but they're real small HONK! HONK!
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 04:52 |
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tuyop posted:Why do they like those sim gams so much? Earwicker posted:Germans like to Do Things Properly and the sim games allow them to experience things like driving a truck Properly or managing a farm Properly without any of the physical or financial risks involved in doing those jobs for real. Kind of similar to how we in America have a lot of games about shooting people in the face.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 22:19 |
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From the quotes threads:LORD OF BUTT posted:I mean, the key problem in here is that his weird fetish is repeatedly putting him in the hospital, not that he has said weird fetish in the first place. Wouldn't teaching him how to fulfill it in a safe way (provided said safe way actually exists- I'm not exactly familiar with sounding and like loving hell if I'm googling it) be the more constructive way to handle it than trying to cure the fetish (which I'm... not even sure is possible)? PBS Newshour posted:This isn't your jurisdiction Lord of Butts, I will wait to hear the opinions of Lord of Ding Dongs.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 00:04 |
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-Troika- posted:heres some cask strength millenial.png: symbolic posted:to be honest if we actually do find Martians or aliens otherwise, our first response would probably be to see how we can subtly exploit them
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 05:46 |
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insufficient guns posted:I wonder what the nickname was. Dreddout posted:Malcom XXY --- dog buttz posted:This feels like Stephanie Meyer found a disabled guy and decided to use him to write a real life Twilight story. --- OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Slowmeo and Juliet
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 22:32 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:The Silo That Wanted To Become A Yurt is just amazing, I'm happy every time I see it. This is so cute I want to save it forever or until SA forums dot com shuts down. Same thread: Solice Kirsk posted:Is there a scientific explanation as to why everything seems super dark around a huge fire/explosion even if it's outside and well ventilated. I know smoke could account for some of it, but it always just seems like it pulls all the light into it and it's kinda weird. I'd say it could be a trick with cameras but even in real life I've seen it with like building fires and what not. satanic splash-back posted:You're loving stupid, do you not understand how light and eyes work or what? Solice Kirsk posted:Obviously not because I asked the question. jamal posted:You can try this yourself at home. Go outside and stare at the sun, everything else will look darker. Jesus Christ posted:And don't stop staring until you become a math genius.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 01:45 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:If I could legalize the murder of one entire segment of society, it would be Furries, if it were two, it would be Furries again, but with an underline
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 18:19 |
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sudonim posted:Wait.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 08:24 |
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Javid posted:
Bad Munki posted:Aren't we all. also Forer posted:1 easy way to burn to death because the fire department doesn't know about your stupid hidden room.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 20:59 |
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Re: that new xman movie cardboard cut out standee thingskiimo posted:Funny story when we delivered these somebody stole the Jennifer Lawrence standee so we had to replace it. Rough Lobster posted:I had a friend who worked at a movie theater in high school, and he gave me two Will Smith cardboard cutouts from I Am Legend when the theater was done with them. I brought them home and put them in the garage. One night I come home from work to a police car with lights on outside my house so I run inside and meet my pissed off mom and two cops. My mom went to grab something from the garage and saw two black guys standing right on the edge of the light, locked the door and called the cops. Glamorama26 posted:This is a good story, but I have one question: Why did you want those Will Smith cutouts in the first place? Jedit posted:Are you sure you want the answer to that question? Bonus: Mierenneuker posted:If Home Alone taught me anything it's that a cutout of a tall black man is tremendously useful.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 18:55 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:You look like something that should go into a cocoon once you eat enough garbage
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2016 18:36 |
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Goons know some amazing peoplechitoryu12 posted:Back in high school, a girl in drama club faked amnesia/ She was either pretty mentally ill or just a raging bitch, because she managed to gradually alienate everyone she was friends with in the lead-up to 11th grade. So one day in the back halls of the auditorium, as she talked to her friends, she suddenly "tripped" and "hit her head"; people who were watching her said that she caught herself with her arms and very gently bumped the ground with her head. Upon "waking up", she began asking everyone who they were and where she was.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 23:34 |
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Goons once again know some interesting people:The Great Autismo! posted:I've gotten some really weird gifts in China. A girl I was kinda dating gave me a pillow with my face on it as a gift. She had me open it and she spent the night that night and slept with it and I expected her to take it the next day but she left it on my bed, so that next night I was getting ready for bed and my pillow was just staring at me. It was really awkward. She got him his own husbando selfcest body pillow
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 05:37 |
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CharlieWhiskey posted:Yeah, also Chuck Yeager and The Wright Brothers both independently calculated that the drag coefficient of exposed labia is 23%/32°K, so that configuration would send both skydivers into an uncontrollable spin. However, the drag coefficient of an exposed scrotum is 69%/212°F, which cancels out, so a true nude skydiving couple is scientifically proven to be the most aerodynamic shape. It's so fast that Donald Trump's defense advisors have already started selecting the smoothest couples to be deployed as weapons in the war with Mexico. Gonna take that oil like we should have the first time. also Miranda posted:Do a few Australian folk songs count??? That's all I got. Ravenfood posted:I smear some brandy on my gums and scream Finnish folk songs.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 23:20 |
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cyberia posted:From the campaign page it looks like the case opens so you can take the sleeves out to clean them. I don't really understand what advantages this has versus owning multiple fleshlights (or even one fleshlight with multiple sleeves) but I guess some people just really want a set of panpipes they can play with their dick.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 06:31 |
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I'm the fucko posting my fav quotes in the fav quotes tread:Mezzanine posted:Not nearly as traumatising as that story book with the big kiss from "Auntie Sphincter-mouth", which I prefer not to GIS at the moment as I have just eaten. whiteyfats posted:... What? Anosmoman posted:Don't be coy. We all have a sphincter aunt.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 06:28 |
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Continuing the theme of 'laughing at horrible things':various cheeses posted:The healing power of GBS is fixing your wife Nether Postlude posted:It's what kept Caro safe all these years.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 06:10 |
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Alman Be Praised. Bundle of Keys posted:How does blowing up the ground rejuvinate small trees, and can I use it on my dad's grave? Unrelated: Single By Choice posted:I am not broken!!! The last week of senior year the whole class got together during lunch, and told me how much they hated me and how they deliberately isolated and attacked me with the sole intent of pushing me to commit suicide so that they could be on tv when the news cameras came. The humiliation, isolation, and beatings I endured for five years would have broken a navy seal. Every therapist I have told about my past has said they were surprised I didn't kill anyone or myself. Now I face a new bully. Feminism. A New Bully is the worst star wars movie imo.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 06:32 |
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RiotGearEpsilon posted:So here's another insane question: is there any medical treatment for eye floaters that are persistent enough and severe enough to actually impair vision? Roki B posted:Name them. Bum the Sad posted:I named mine Wiggly Jim, Bobbin' Pete, and Francis.
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# ¿ May 3, 2016 01:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 04:23 |
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syscall girl posted:Wowie Zowie! Eugenics and justification of IQ tests in one post! In a thread about movies no less! Aphrodite posted:Yeah but how big's your dick? syscall girl posted:Undetectable by modern science but I pray that one day its existence will be proven. I like dick jokes.
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