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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Nazzadan posted:

Also yeah its going to be like 120 degrees during the next world cup and it will be an open stadium with no AC.

They've promised that they'll invent magic open-air AC.

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Beachcomber posted:

Also, this reminds me of my friend (17F) who went to study abroad in Russia and returned a broken shell of a human being. Never did find out exactly what happened. :(

Russia.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Anime is garbage.
Non-anime is also garbage.
Hth.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Mirthless posted:

the fact that she brought up the conversation about exes but then deliberately omitted somebody she was serious with to the point where people thought they were married

Well, why would she list Chad as an 'ex'?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Poor Freckles, thought of mud and died.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Nazzadan posted:

I [18F] am wondering when, and if, it's a good time to talk to my SO[29M] about my sexuality.


Right now, because he'll freak out and break up with you and you'll be free.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Me [20 M] with my girlfriend [19 F] of almost a year. She's half-black, I'm white: How do I talk about the future when I'm not sure I want non-white children?

Be punched in the face until you stop being a nazi.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

What are the odds that 49m is actually in jail on the weekends?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

If we're going to be fair about this then all men must be compulsorily on a DNA register to allow children to be tracked back to them.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

therobit posted:

Goons are so used to patholgizing all sorts of behavior that even a normal cute story seems wierd and indicative of poor mental health and or fedora wearing.

Also, goons are weird maladjusted shut-ins who have no idea what a normal relationship even looks like.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Pelvic Floor Wax posted:

I [27f] just had a complicated root canal and my husband [31m] could care less


oh okay, your husband sounds like a bit of a dick and...


:stonk:

wtf happened between these 2 posts?

Holy poo poo, run. Don't stop to pack, just run.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Why only one implant?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Have you people never done werewolf survival training or something? You leave the baby behind because the werewolf will slow down to eat it, allowing you to escape.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Kids these days, in my day sonny, in my day, decapitation was a bad thing :argh: and that's how we liked it!

You never got head? Like, at all?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

cumshitter posted:

lol she's dating a trading algorithm that became slightly self aware.

I see no evidence of self awareness in his post.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I would definitely get snipped if my personality wasn't already acting as very effective birth control.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Mirthless posted:

Lol seriously... This guy can't tell me he can't find work doing min wage somewhere. .

He's a convict. I can believe it.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Pick posted:

My (25/f) fiancee proposed to me but it turns out the ring is fake. He bought a name brand box off of ebay

I hate everybody in this story.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Skratte posted:

Me [20 F] with my bf [23 M] duration, fleas are killing me and my relationship.

Please don't gently caress dogs.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Serephina posted:

I have been enlightened, that's horrible that people need to be on pain meds for the rest of their life. Poor guy. Does many drug's effect typically diminish over prolonged use?

Yes. But if your dosage is relatively low then you'll build up tolerance slower than someone taking larger doses to get high.
(If your pain is so severe that you need high doses just to keep it under control then you're hosed)

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I have found a picture of the dog owners:

The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Apr 28, 2017

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

doverhog posted:

Judge Dredd guy hates himself for not actually being a cop, and anyone who hates themself is a danger to all those around them.

Disagree. I mean I hate myself but I'm much too pathetic to every pose a danger to anyone.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Can a transfer like that be reversed if you go to the bank and state that it was against your will? Present documents showing the PoA has been removed.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Kurieg posted:

This isn't R/relationships but gently caress.

https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/859749299986604032

Can we start a Kickstarter to have this person castrated?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Jim Barris posted:

What is ddlg? I'm afraid to google it on the basis of the 'constantly screaming' thing.

The second part of your plan is good, but why would you want people to tell you? Cherish your ignorance, you can never get it back.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Just call an exorminator and have the ghost infestation dealt with. Geez there's no need to be a drama queen about it.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

blarzgh posted:

And she still ends up with primary?

Maybe the husband was an even bigger POS.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

dudeness posted:

And on that note, any advice about preparing him for or steering him away from the highly communicative, challenging world of being paid/commissioned for artwork?

Steer him into the lucrative world of drawing super-weird furry porn on commission. He's already halfway there.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Improbable Lobster posted:

That's not an appropriate coat for anything besides LARPing

Or challenging someone to a duel.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Mak0rz posted:

I learned from the past page or so that it's a miracle Americans making less than six figures are even alive. Good Lord :stare:

Don't worry, the republicans are working tirelessly to fix that as we speak.
The bit about them being alive I mean.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Depends on how much practice you want to do. Revolvers and Glocks (and similar pistols) have no safeties that need to be disengaged, so you can just point and shoot without fumbling the safety. Semi-autos often have a higher capacity than revolvers of the same size and power; you may not find it necessary, but bad luck happens and 15 rounds is better to have than 6 if you miss 3 or 4 times.

I prefer single-stack 1911s in part because the grips are very thin and comfortable for any hand size, though obviously you lose capacity for it.

On the other hand someone who sits around designing underage porn games is unlikely to put up much of a fight, high capacity is not really necessary. I would recommend a high-velocity round (such as .357 magnum) to ensure you are able to penetrate the fat rolls.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

barely holding in your vomit and shuddering with revulsion while you have sex

That isn't normal? This is very disturbing.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

areyoucontagious posted:

The easy answer is "don't touch the bird" except it flies around

Hey, a problem and a solution all in the same post.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Captain Yossarian posted:

and now in hindsight I should go back and ask her out

The nurse or the robot?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

What's the difference between "I think I'm poly" and "I want to gently caress other people"?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I mistook the new GBS name for a new thread title at first. Wanted to know which post it was.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Erg posted:

They SHOULD be keeping the lights on and making sure people don't have waist high grass in their front lawn

Isn't that the Council's job?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Vargatron posted:

My height stat is an 8 bit integer.

Signed or unsigned?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Pvt.Scott posted:

What I'm saying is, rats are better than humans.

Confirmed.
http://science.sciencemag.org/content/334/6061/1427

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Short answer: Yes.

Yes but you know that just from the title.

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