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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

south africa did.

tbf, they only did because their metal gear got destroyed.

edit : Remember the knock out game? Which doesn't make any sense, at all.

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Mar 12, 2018

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
If the EU didn't get really really stupid about Atomz after the Fukushima event, they would be in a better position but w/e.

LOL

*France continues export dat atomz lightning to German as they build new coal plants*

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Ague Proof posted:

If the House changes hands I hope the Democrats refuse to put Nunes on any committees.

Nah he should be put on the special waste water treatment committee that requires a pipe to be installed in his mouth.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

What book is that on the desk?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Dinosaurtrain posted:

Has it been mentioned that David Clarke is having an affair?

Haven't heard of that, but it was mentioned a long rear end time ago he made a trip to Russia for "Reasons"

"Why yes, this trip where I'm like the only black guy/a handful of them in the whole country isn't notable at all, stop asking."

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Wistful of Dollars posted:

The barbarians aren't at the gates; they're already inside.

Reminder Blanco got that metaphor wrong too.

Like the witch hunt and the "defending the castle from outside??!?!" are his two biggest fuckups.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Angry_Ed posted:

For those of you who might forget, Katrina Pierson is the Bullet Farmer:



The

Best

People

This was also when the FL nightclub shooting was new and people said the necklace was bad taste. She like an edgelord doubled down and said she'll wear a dead baby necklace nextime.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Ague Proof posted:

Don Jr is retweeting Prison Paul of InfoWars now.

Reminder about Paul:

1) thinks there's a non white waiting outside his apartment door ready to kill him. So like Assange can't leave his apartment.(man good thing Paul is playing an ancient version of real life where enemies can't use doors)

2) Had a recent meltdown about hbomberguy calling out his bullshit soyboy stuff.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Shifty Pony posted:

Just LOL forever if the evangelical voting block becomes almost directly responsible for the widespread acceptance of the femdom kink.

Every once in a while pornhub and several search engines release popular porn searches by state and it's always the fundie areas that are the most gay or incestuous.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Kinda wished Rex was told the news while on a layover in Russia and then he was blackbagged bu Putin.

I want a 2012 disheveled Mittens pumping his own gas picture. Reminder, Mittens canceled all the campaign credit cards and left his staff semi stranded 0.000....000001 plank times after it was announced he lost to Obama.

:mitt:
Got to make sure those business expanses and balance sheets are proper.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Did Donnie order Rx to eat his(Donnie's) serving of salad?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

sean10mm posted:

Obviously his popularity should be 0.0, but no president has been this unpopular this soon in their term, it literally has never happened.

http://news.gallup.com/poll/226154/trump-first-year-job-approval-worst-points.aspx

Atomic waste would probably get 40% approval in this country.

Atomz can be used in breeder reactor for clean CO2 free energy.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Rigel posted:

Santorum on CNN is basically calling it for Lamb now. His opinion is not useless because aside from being a terrible person, he's a PA politics nerd.

I Santorum was prolife.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Fulchrum posted:

Which floorshitter, the one who can't play guitar, or the one who wants to kill himself cause Trump likes Fox and Friends more than his show?


the one who can't play guitar is a pants shitter because he's a chicken hawk that didn't want to die in Nam.

Floor shitter is the fat baby faced red haired neckbeard.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Fulchrum posted:


For fucks sake, that does LESS to narrow it down.

There are multiple " fat baby faced red haired neckbeards"(that also happened to have poo poo on the floor)?

This one also started a regressive gofundme for regressives after all the legit ones kicked nazis off.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Groovelord Neato posted:

rick perry's state executed a 100 percent innocent person when he was governor.

And he got applause.

Build the Wall around Texas.(and then put a massive glassdome and fill it with 100 nitrogen.)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

God if Donnie is "retarded" then what does that make the imperfectly clone?

e:
Also there's like a 100% chance Donnie has also tried to gently caress the wives of his sons too. and the sons have weird hangups

e2: dmn typos.

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Mar 14, 2018

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Lote posted:

Depends on where his assets are and what currency his loans are in. If he's got a bunch of loans in British Pounds or Euro, he needs a strong dollar. If he has a bunch of foreign assets, he needs a weak dollar.

Except Donnie is an moron and thinks the big number next to his Rubbles is good , also he likes that a single dollar from that shithole african country has so many zeros.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/974028877373825024

This it the tunnel that he opposes because Kusher is developing property at a ferry landing that would be significantly devalued by the new tunnel

That and Chuck from NY hurt his feefees.(note he may have forgotten by now)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Crow Jane posted:

Does he want the military to go after the protesters, or Nickelodeon?

Yes. Also lol at another example of "the only moral ______ is my/my team's _____________."

(also I hope someone told him that Viacom hates net neutrality just to see him go into error mode)

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Mar 14, 2018

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Reminder about the NYC mayor election from DeBlassio's 1st win.

The regressive candidate said he's make the trains run on time by killing kittens and cats.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

PT6A posted:

Ask them why they were so focused on posting on Facebook they couldn't direct their attention to removing their head from the rear end.

Well they're antivax, so they're probably prohomeopathy so if they keep going up they'll get out eventually.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Donnie doesn't even know what dogs are so I don't know why he's doing this.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

TOOT BOOT posted:

Probably not worth thinking about because even if we do have evidence it'll never go public.

Also the Space UN was thinking about admitting humans/Earth to the Space UN but 2016-11-09 2:XXAM was a major point against us.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

boner confessor posted:

cool glad to know it's rational to mail a tube of spit to a company who will send me pseudorandom analysis of my ancestors for a hundred bucks

Didn't Donnie start a "healthcare"****** service that was this? Not sure if that was a Last Week Tonight joke or not.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Maybe Donnie is concern that Russia will do more housecleaning for fathers and daughters.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Help Im Alive posted:

It's weird to imagine someone looking at their newborn baby and thinking "god i hope this one doesn't loving suck"

Catching up on new posts/500 posts.

I didn't see it mention yet, but he said this about Ivanka when she was a baby too. "Hope she has great titties like her mother."

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Says the man that needed to fly back to NYC every night to sleep.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Oxxidation posted:

love how anything remotely good and/or productive in this country is being engulfed and destroyed by a horde of idiot billionaires

Remember how regressive said Bain from the batmn movie was a dig at Mittens.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Reminder even the Texas governor sent the national guard to "keep watch."

Weird how an n-word(neoliberal) gets elected and suddenly a routine military exercise gets turned into some sort of plot.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

aware of dog posted:

That butter better be made from raw milk :colbert:

Remember when a state passed a pro-raw milk law, had some raw milk and got sick got immune system boosters and rested on their office sofas for the day.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Groovelord Neato posted:

sears was purchased by an idiot.

Also said idiot is the ultimate libertarian true believer and stores compete against each other.(even people within the same store too?)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

enraged_camel posted:

Also, the fact that Trump hasn't Tweeted or said anything about Stormy so far means one thing: it has to be bad enough that even he understands that he should keep his loving mouth shut.

LOL if you don't think that McMasters(?) is tricking him with a pretend first strike to make him feel like a big boy in the war nuke room.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Arturo Ui posted:

He also hasn't live-tweeted Fox & Friends in 10 days, the longest such streak of the presidency

Maybe they also have a military grade jammer.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

OhDearGodNo posted:

This happens often. News agencies make several versions of possible outcomes with placeholders for specific variables- it’s done to get the story to press sooner.

Yeah but aren't those articles for obituaries and not job firings?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Fun fact, a news paper got the wrong Nobel and posted a scathing obit of him being merchant of death and that's why he made the Nobel Prize.

fake, maybe real edit. Murdoch needs to burn and I hope that limey* bastard is also deep in Russian poo poo and that Bond gets him.




* yeah yeah I know, he's from Upsidedown Land

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Mar 17, 2018

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

I hope regressives try to make another facebook ripoff and GBS destroys it like last time.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

El Burbo posted:

There was also the Tea Party Community back in the ye olde days before Trump

IIRC the son of its creators even regged here to defend his parent's honor.

Loxtax got much $10s from that.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

That's nice, but isn't Maine's governor a crazy POS regressive that keeps winning because the non regressives keep splitting their vote between the Dem and some POS 3rd party.

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Huh, guess America is doing considerably better than I thought. :3:

The opposite rule only works when he doesn't try to game it.

Deep down he thinks things are great but he misses :decorum:

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